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abyss_al 06-15-2006 01:23 PM

morning wood...
 
explain / discuss

:pimp

polle54 06-15-2006 01:27 PM

It can quite annoying when you go for the morning piss

thats my only comment

-SECCO- 06-15-2006 01:29 PM

i like it on free days:)

BAKO 06-15-2006 01:31 PM

I always get laid in the morning so my wood is always satisfied

notabook 06-15-2006 01:39 PM

Jesus taught me that morning wood is caused by the devil.

2HousePlague 06-15-2006 01:54 PM

Regular wood + urine.



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madawgz 06-15-2006 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Bako
I always get laid in the morning so my wood is always satisfied

lucky you :pimp

J. Falcon 06-15-2006 01:55 PM

Everyday :thumbsup

Fucksakes 06-15-2006 01:58 PM

my girlfriend loves it, she has a hard time resisting it.

L-Pink 06-15-2006 01:59 PM

morning wood .... sounds like a Fleetwood Mac song .....

Vitasoy 06-15-2006 02:14 PM

Sucks when you need to piss

Jarmusch 06-15-2006 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al
explain / discuss

:pimp

Why do you need it explained? Are you impotent?

JOELK 06-15-2006 02:23 PM

i like to sing the "morning chubby, rubby rubby" song to my ladies. it's a fan favorite

abyss_al 06-15-2006 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch
Why do you need it explained? Are you impotent?


just trying to get an explanation for it.. medical expalanation maybe?

2HousePlague 06-15-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al
just trying to get an explanation for it.. medical expalanation maybe?

Swelling of the bladder puts pressure on the blood vessels that deliver and drain blood from the penis.


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Scott McD 06-15-2006 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes
my girlfriend loves it, she has a hard time resisting it.

Yeah, my gf always notices it as soon as we wake up, and she thinks right away i'm looking for sex.

Usually i am, and usually it happens... :pimp

devilspost 06-15-2006 03:59 PM

http://www.devilsdesign.com/jesuschristlovesyou.jpg

BoyAlley 06-15-2006 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Jesus taught me that morning wood is caused by the devil.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm a sig whore 06-15-2006 04:06 PM

my cock is too big to get hard, so i dont have that problem

Spunky 06-15-2006 04:09 PM

I just stand back a few feet and aim

Mr. Romance 06-15-2006 04:10 PM

it happens....

Mr. Romance

2HousePlague 06-15-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
I just stand back a few feet and aim

If I did that, the stream would hit the ceiling -- :1orglaugh


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Matiz 06-15-2006 04:22 PM

BTW http://www.morningwood.com

johnnyhey 06-15-2006 04:26 PM

full bladder in the a.m. causes pressure which in turn causes the wood.

abyss_al 06-15-2006 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matiz


ordering one now :thumbsup

juve20 06-15-2006 04:41 PM

but why does it happen??? thats what i'd like to know!!!

cheers
tony

abyss_al 06-15-2006 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juve20
but why does it happen??? thats what i'd like to know!!!

cheers
tony


that's what i've been asking... :warning

Honez 06-15-2006 05:03 PM

Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

I love Google :)

2HousePlague 06-15-2006 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez
Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

I love Google :)


Hello, Hone -- :)


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abyss_al 06-15-2006 05:21 PM

^^ thank you sir :thumbsup ^^

ridikuloz 06-15-2006 05:26 PM

that's the only reason why my toilet is on the ceiling.

reynold 06-15-2006 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54
It can quite annoying when you go for the morning piss

thats my only comment

:thumbsup

It just sucks forcing yourself to wake up early in the morning take a wee wee..

Bdiddy 06-15-2006 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez
Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

I love Google :)

Psychology 101 :thumbsup

Note: REM causes vaginal lubrication as well :winkwink:

biftek 06-15-2006 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
I just stand back a few feet and aim

don't forget you also have to arch your back and adjust your aim until you get the target , takes a bit of practice to get it right

Honez 06-15-2006 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague



Hello, Hone -- :)


2hp

Hey baby :winkwink:

2HousePlague 06-15-2006 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez
Hey baby :winkwink:

Memory is fuzzy -- lolol -- but I swear I remember flashes going off inside the bus, when I was ridin' that pole real good and lettin' ya stuff dollar bills down my pants. Any chance in hell somebody got a picture of that -- :)



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SgtStrider 06-15-2006 07:19 PM

i have to sit liek a chick cause i cant bend it down far enough :( :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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