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morning wood...
explain / discuss
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It can quite annoying when you go for the morning piss
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i like it on free days:)
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I always get laid in the morning so my wood is always satisfied
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Jesus taught me that morning wood is caused by the devil.
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Regular wood + urine. 2hp |
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Everyday :thumbsup
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my girlfriend loves it, she has a hard time resisting it.
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morning wood .... sounds like a Fleetwood Mac song .....
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Sucks when you need to piss
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i like to sing the "morning chubby, rubby rubby" song to my ladies. it's a fan favorite
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just trying to get an explanation for it.. medical expalanation maybe? |
2hp |
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Usually i am, and usually it happens... :pimp |
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my cock is too big to get hard, so i dont have that problem
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I just stand back a few feet and aim
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it happens....
Mr. Romance |
2hp |
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full bladder in the a.m. causes pressure which in turn causes the wood.
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ordering one now :thumbsup |
but why does it happen??? thats what i'd like to know!!!
cheers tony |
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that's what i've been asking... :warning |
Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.
Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning. I love Google :) |
2hp |
^^ thank you sir :thumbsup ^^
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that's the only reason why my toilet is on the ceiling.
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It just sucks forcing yourself to wake up early in the morning take a wee wee.. |
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Note: REM causes vaginal lubrication as well :winkwink: |
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2hp |
i have to sit liek a chick cause i cant bend it down far enough :( :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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