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abyss_al · 06-15-2006, 01:23 PM

explain / discuss

polle54 · 06-15-2006, 01:27 PM

It can quite annoying when you go for the morning piss

thats my only comment

-SECCO- · 06-15-2006, 01:29 PM

i like it on free days

BAKO · 06-15-2006, 01:31 PM

I always get laid in the morning so my wood is always satisfied

notabook · 06-15-2006, 01:39 PM

Jesus taught me that morning wood is caused by the devil.

2HousePlague · 06-15-2006, 01:54 PM

Regular wood + urine.

2hp

madawgz · 06-15-2006, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Bako

I always get laid in the morning so my wood is always satisfied

lucky you

J. Falcon · 06-15-2006, 01:55 PM

Everyday

Fucksakes · 06-15-2006, 01:58 PM

my girlfriend loves it, she has a hard time resisting it.

L-Pink · 06-15-2006, 01:59 PM

morning wood .... sounds like a Fleetwood Mac song .....

Vitasoy · 06-15-2006, 02:14 PM

Sucks when you need to piss

Jarmusch · 06-15-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

explain / discuss

Why do you need it explained? Are you impotent?

JOELK · 06-15-2006, 02:23 PM

i like to sing the "morning chubby, rubby rubby" song to my ladies. it's a fan favorite

abyss_al · 06-15-2006, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Why do you need it explained? Are you impotent?

just trying to get an explanation for it.. medical expalanation maybe?

2HousePlague · 06-15-2006, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

just trying to get an explanation for it.. medical expalanation maybe?

Swelling of the bladder puts pressure on the blood vessels that deliver and drain blood from the penis.

2hp

Scott McD · 06-15-2006, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

my girlfriend loves it, she has a hard time resisting it.

Yeah, my gf always notices it as soon as we wake up, and she thinks right away i'm looking for sex.

Usually i am, and usually it happens...

devilspost · 06-15-2006, 03:59 PM

BoyAlley · 06-15-2006, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

Jesus taught me that morning wood is caused by the devil.

I'm a sig whore · 06-15-2006, 04:06 PM

my cock is too big to get hard, so i dont have that problem

Spunky · 06-15-2006, 04:09 PM

I just stand back a few feet and aim

Mr. Romance · 06-15-2006, 04:10 PM

it happens....

Mr. Romance

2HousePlague · 06-15-2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I just stand back a few feet and aim

If I did that, the stream would hit the ceiling --

2hp

Matiz · 06-15-2006, 04:22 PM

BTW http://www.morningwood.com

johnnyhey · 06-15-2006, 04:26 PM

full bladder in the a.m. causes pressure which in turn causes the wood.

abyss_al · 06-15-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matiz

BTW http://www.morningwood.com

ordering one now

juve20 · 06-15-2006, 04:41 PM

but why does it happen??? thats what i'd like to know!!!

cheers
tony

abyss_al · 06-15-2006, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juve20

but why does it happen??? thats what i'd like to know!!!

cheers
tony

that's what i've been asking...

Honez · 06-15-2006, 05:03 PM

Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

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2HousePlague · 06-15-2006, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

I love Google

Hello, Hone --

2hp

abyss_al · 06-15-2006, 05:21 PM

^^ thank you sir

^^

ridikuloz · 06-15-2006, 05:26 PM

that's the only reason why my toilet is on the ceiling.

reynold · 06-15-2006, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54

It can quite annoying when you go for the morning piss

thats my only comment

It just sucks forcing yourself to wake up early in the morning take a wee wee..

Bdiddy · 06-15-2006, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

I love Google

Psychology 101

Note: REM causes vaginal lubrication as well

biftek · 06-15-2006, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I just stand back a few feet and aim

don't forget you also have to arch your back and adjust your aim until you get the target , takes a bit of practice to get it right

Honez · 06-15-2006, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Hello, Hone --

2hp

Hey baby

2HousePlague · 06-15-2006, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

Hey baby

Memory is fuzzy -- lolol -- but I swear I remember flashes going off inside the bus, when I was ridin' that pole real good and lettin' ya stuff dollar bills down my pants. Any chance in hell somebody got a picture of that --

2hp

SgtStrider · 06-15-2006, 07:19 PM

i have to sit liek a chick cause i cant bend it down far enough

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