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s9ann0 05-21-2006 11:16 AM

are american girls crazy ?
 
when they get to 30 ?
:helpme
do they suddenly have some kind of massive problem making decisions

BoyAlley 05-21-2006 11:17 AM

Uhm.......... ?

Basic_man 05-21-2006 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Uhm.......... ?

You can't understand.. you're gay!!!!!!!!

Murderous 05-21-2006 11:21 AM

Why must it start at 30? It pretty much comes at puberty.

Libertine 05-21-2006 11:37 AM

All women are crazy. Period. (actually, I suspect that last bit to be an important cause)

psili 05-21-2006 11:42 AM

I think people, as a whole, are pretty crazy.

The only way two people can mesh is because both can put up with each other's bullshit / craziness / whatever. So if you're in a relationship, the only reason is because both of you can put up with each other's insanity.

However, I think women are pretty fucked up in the head. As I look back over all my relationships, including my current one... yes... women are fucked in the head. At 30, though, I have a lot more patience. ;)

BoyAlley 05-21-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
You can't understand.. you're gay!!!!!!!!

OMG I'M GAY?!?!?! That would explain last night I guess.........

NoWhErE 05-21-2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
OMG I'M GAY?!?!?! That would explain last night I guess.........



You rocked my world!

Libertine 05-21-2006 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
I think people, as a whole, are pretty crazy.

The only way two people can mesh is because both can put up with each other's bullshit / craziness / whatever. So if you're in a relationship, the only reason is because both of you can put up with each other's insanity.

However, I think women are pretty fucked up in the head. As I look back over all my relationships, including my current one... yes... women are fucked in the head. At 30, though, I have a lot more patience. ;)

Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:


Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*


Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*


Clearly, women are crazy.

NoWhErE 05-21-2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:


Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*


Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*


Clearly, women are crazy.

Wow, you just described my conversation last night with my gf

BoyAlley 05-21-2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE
You rocked my world!

You were kinda loose to be honest.... :Oh crap

baddog 05-21-2006 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
You were kinda loose to be honest.... :Oh crap

They make cock rings for those of you that may be lacking in girth :2 cents:

baddog 05-21-2006 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno
when they get to 30 ?
:helpme
do they suddenly have some kind of massive problem making decisions


Not sure if it is limited to American girls, or that there is some magical age at which it begins.

psili 05-21-2006 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:

I found that answering "Yes dear" to any female asking a question helps a lot. I don't care if they're a stranger, coworker or a loved one. For some reason "Yes dear", as an answer, works like a champ.

Slap Dot 05-21-2006 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
You were kinda loose to be honest.... :Oh crap

I just got to him first ;)

Jill_J 05-21-2006 12:16 PM

I don't know:upsidedow

Libertine 05-21-2006 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
I found that answering "Yes dear" to any female asking a question helps a lot. I don't care if they're a stranger, coworker or a loved one. For some reason "Yes dear", as an answer, works like a champ.

It does work, but only until you get so sick and tired of watching movies with Meg Ryan and Hugh Grant that you want to kill yourself.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-21-2006 12:43 PM

kill the bitch, no worries

Axzar 05-21-2006 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
I found that answering "Yes dear" to any female asking a question helps a lot. I don't care if they're a stranger, coworker or a loved one. For some reason "Yes dear", as an answer, works like a champ.

My old man used to say "Yes chief". One day Mom did not like that anymore, Dad switched to "Yes dear" ever since.

They have been married 50 years. It must be true.

The Ghost 05-21-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno
when they get to 30 ?
:helpme
do they suddenly have some kind of massive problem making decisions

What situation prompted this question?

Spunky 05-21-2006 01:03 PM

No just crazier

NemesiS876 05-21-2006 02:34 PM

In some way they are but not in everything

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:


Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*


Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*


Clearly, women are crazy.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
the best!

OG LennyT 05-21-2006 02:40 PM

long before 30 in some cases.... cant blame them, docs pump em full of every pill conceived and most turn into basketcase zombies.... go into an Ikea sometime and look around : )

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:41 PM

i think that 30 is a hard age for a woman. At that time she will start to think of what she has in her life as she becomes older and not so pretty.

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:44 PM

so not only Americans - all girls are the same

DutchTeenCash 05-21-2006 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
so not only Americans - all girls are the same

yup women are complex :winkwink:

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 05-21-2006 04:03 PM

I love american girls.

Elli 05-21-2006 04:16 PM

*puzzled look*

*glares*

So THAT'S what you think of me? Mary told you that, didn't she?

*cries*

The Ghost 05-21-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
I love american girls.

Batts, we'll trade ya :winkwink:


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