The only way two people can mesh is because both can put up with each other's bullshit / craziness / whatever. So if you're in a relationship, the only reason is because both of you can put up with each other's insanity.
However, I think women are pretty fucked up in the head. As I look back over all my relationships, including my current one... yes... women are fucked in the head. At 30, though, I have a lot more patience. ;)
The only way two people can mesh is because both can put up with each other's bullshit / craziness / whatever. So if you're in a relationship, the only reason is because both of you can put up with each other's insanity.
However, I think women are pretty fucked up in the head. As I look back over all my relationships, including my current one... yes... women are fucked in the head. At 30, though, I have a lot more patience. ;)
Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:
Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.
Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*
Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.
When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*
Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:
Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.
Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*
Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.
When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*
Clearly, women are crazy.
Wow, you just described my conversation last night with my gf
Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:
I found that answering "Yes dear" to any female asking a question helps a lot. I don't care if they're a stranger, coworker or a loved one. For some reason "Yes dear", as an answer, works like a champ.
I found that answering "Yes dear" to any female asking a question helps a lot. I don't care if they're a stranger, coworker or a loved one. For some reason "Yes dear", as an answer, works like a champ.
It does work, but only until you get so sick and tired of watching movies with Meg Ryan and Hugh Grant that you want to kill yourself.
I found that answering "Yes dear" to any female asking a question helps a lot. I don't care if they're a stranger, coworker or a loved one. For some reason "Yes dear", as an answer, works like a champ.
My old man used to say "Yes chief". One day Mom did not like that anymore, Dad switched to "Yes dear" ever since.
Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:
Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.
Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*
Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.
When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*
long before 30 in some cases.... cant blame them, docs pump em full of every pill conceived and most turn into basketcase zombies.... go into an Ikea sometime and look around : )
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