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ajrocks

05-19-2006 08:32 AM

Your a dirtly little whore..... Suck my cock.

polish_aristocrat

05-19-2006 08:33 AM

are people actually using pick up lines?

i am serious....

WebairGerard

05-19-2006 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Hi, my names Jack Stevens...i'm a neurologist with doctors without borders....i also do some work for unicef....but i don't like to brag, its all about the kids, god bless em.

Can i buy you a drink?

love it! funny stuff!

Screaming

05-19-2006 10:24 AM

Not trying to be 2 foward, but I think you are very attractive. Heres my number, if you ever want to go out, get some coffee, a bite, maybe a drink, give me a call.

2HousePlague

05-19-2006 01:56 PM

"My true passion is working with retards."

http://pornacre.com/images/images/84.gif

2hp

OMG Jim

05-19-2006 02:18 PM

If you see a girl that looks annoyed because some loser is trying to put the move on her then casually walk up to the two of them and don't say a word but start sniffing.

One of them usually says "What?" to which you reply... "Smells like bullshit to me!" At that point you've saved the girl and shown her you have a sense of humor also. :thumbsup

Caution: Don't try this if the guy looks like he could whip your ass!:Oh crap

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Vitasoy

05-20-2006 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks

your parents must be retards because your so special.

Have you ever used that? :winkwink:

mikiemd101

05-20-2006 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

are people actually using pick up lines?

i am serious....

Get real it's o6 , ducktape is the answer.:1orglaugh

MarkMan

05-20-2006 10:32 PM

lol
some of them are funny like hell:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nismo

05-20-2006 10:43 PM

"will you be walking to your car alone tonight?"

2HousePlague

07-02-2006 01:21 AM

"Fuck me, you shall."

http://pornacre.com/images/images/1174.jpg

2hp

madawgz

07-02-2006 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taboo

Here's a few in different flavors:

Stupid/Funny: You've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Softcore: The best way to get "over" someone is to get "under" someone

Hardcore: The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor. :thumbsup

Coming Soon: http://www.PickupLines.com :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

good shit!~ :thumbsup

KRL	07-02-2006 01:48 AM

Hey, check it out, I just won the Powerball Lotto.

http://www.keithberr.com/images/Port...y%20Winner.jpg

:1orglaugh

Kimo	07-02-2006 01:51 AM

all you have to do is go into a bar and walk down the bar tapping chicks on the head saying "duck, duck, duck, duck" and when you get to the drunkest one with the phattest ass you grab her ass and yell "GOOSE!"

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