I out-gheyed the gay Starbucks guy!
 

I live in the largest gay community in western Canada so needless to say it's impossible to be served without being hit on. I know they know I'm straight since I dress like shit so I'm assuming that they either dig straight guys or get a kick out of seeing us sweat.

Well enough was enough. The gay man at Starbucks (which I almost never go to but for different reasons) who works the night shift licked his lips at me for the last time. That's right, I discovered a method to passively retaliate against unwanted homosexual advances - I hit on him. Every time I'd order he would pause and never break eye contact while licking his lips so I did what chicks always do: I leaned over (that's more effective if you have tits), tilted my head slightly to the right, maintained eye contact, and slowly too my change while giving him a 'panting' smile.

Fuck ya! It was the little details that did it. I knew I had him convinced when he grimaced and went to the back. There was no way this guy was going to date what appeared to be a freshly out of the closet guy with a crappy sense of style. I must say that I kept my joy bottled up in case that was just a fluke but I'm happy to report that I have just returned from Starbucks and the studly commedian switched spots with the coffee making guy when he saw me come in. As a side note I must admit I was a little put off by what is probably the most blatent rejection I've ever received; shit at least with chicks I get the satisfaction of being called a 'pig'.

This experience has taught me that not only do I have the ability to completely repulse women because of my big mouth but I can disgust gay men too!!!

C'mon everyone give me a thumbs up! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

lol what a fag

I know after I hit submit I re-read it and realized I sounded a little limp wristed but oh well I can happily say that I'm comfortable with my sexuality :)

Davies??

whatever floats your boat bud... :thumbsup

Yup Davie and Thurlow

Hey sweet a thumbs up! Disregard other thread.

lol aight

Hey how's it going anyway? Long time no see :)

So ... did you get your Frappuccino tossed?

Hey good one! No I actually ordered a grande latte with an extra shot just so that I could hover around a little longer.

edit: Forgot to finish sentence.

Some gay guys are gluttons for self-punishment... they see a hot straight guy and they go crazy for him and then get frustrated when they can't have what they want.

When you were describing it, I was guessing that the guy went into the back to beat off, but if he avoided you next time, I'd say that you put him in his place and totally ruined his fantasy.

Frankly, though, if somebody behaved that way to me repeatedly, I would probalby have talked to the manager about it. Being gay doesn't give one a license to be a slut or to annoy people.

That's funnny! I was at the Denny's right across the street last night. I just kept my face in my food and Maxim open to the photo spread of Meadow Soprano!
(On a side note talking with your mouth full keeps everyone away!)

Gays make profit....

starbuck gays convert.

what a gay thread

i hope you ordered your double cap without foam....pissed off gay dudes in the food service industry can be the worst....