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TeaseEntertainments2 05-01-2006 10:04 AM

MAN VERSUS LION - opinions? - typical monday office debate
 
you with an aluminum baseball bat versus a full gorwn male lion (that has no claws and no teeth)

who knocks who out first in an octagon?

StuartD 05-01-2006 10:06 AM

So one gets a weapon and the other has it's natural weapons taken away? That's fair.

Still though, you'd be no match even with your little metal bat.

psili 05-01-2006 10:08 AM

I'd hazard to guess the bite-force of even a toothless lion could do some wicked damage, especially since it'd probably go for the jugular right away and crush the neck.

NetCamper 05-01-2006 10:49 AM

I'd pick the lion..I dont think youd get more that 1 shot with the bat..and even if you hit it..not sure it would do much more than piss it off

tyler. 05-01-2006 12:19 PM

that's a tough one , but ill stick with the lion

Libertine 05-01-2006 12:31 PM

Give the man a sword, and he might just have a small chance.

Why 05-01-2006 01:00 PM

id go with the lion.

The Captain 05-01-2006 01:37 PM

well only way the dude with the baseball bat is winning if he gets one good swing before the lion knocks him down bites down on this throat even with no teeth you wont beable to breathe.... So I say lion wins

WiredGuy 05-01-2006 01:41 PM

Lion, the sheer force that he'd come at you with would take you down. Granted, killing you would be hard, but he'd have a much easier time keeping you down than you swinging a bat.
WG

dynastoned 05-01-2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickCash Jordan
you with an aluminum baseball bat versus a full gorwn male lion (that has no claws and no teeth)

who knocks who out first in an octagon?

500-600lb lion vs 200lb man with a baseball bat. i say you'd get gummed to death before you could knock out that lion.


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