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TeaseEntertainments2 · 05-01-2006, 10:04 AM

you with an aluminum baseball bat versus a full gorwn male lion (that has no claws and no teeth)

who knocks who out first in an octagon?

StuartD · 05-01-2006, 10:06 AM

So one gets a weapon and the other has it's natural weapons taken away? That's fair.

Still though, you'd be no match even with your little metal bat.

psili · 05-01-2006, 10:08 AM

I'd hazard to guess the bite-force of even a toothless lion could do some wicked damage, especially since it'd probably go for the jugular right away and crush the neck.

NetCamper · 05-01-2006, 10:49 AM

I'd pick the lion..I dont think youd get more that 1 shot with the bat..and even if you hit it..not sure it would do much more than piss it off

tyler. · 05-01-2006, 12:19 PM

that's a tough one , but ill stick with the lion

Libertine · 05-01-2006, 12:31 PM

Give the man a sword, and he might just have a small chance.

Why · 05-01-2006, 01:00 PM

id go with the lion.

The Captain · 05-01-2006, 01:37 PM

well only way the dude with the baseball bat is winning if he gets one good swing before the lion knocks him down bites down on this throat even with no teeth you wont beable to breathe.... So I say lion wins

WiredGuy · 05-01-2006, 01:41 PM

Lion, the sheer force that he'd come at you with would take you down. Granted, killing you would be hard, but he'd have a much easier time keeping you down than you swinging a bat.
WG

dynastoned · 05-01-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SlickCash Jordan

you with an aluminum baseball bat versus a full gorwn male lion (that has no claws and no teeth)

who knocks who out first in an octagon?

500-600lb lion vs 200lb man with a baseball bat. i say you'd get gummed to death before you could knock out that lion.

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NetCamper Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8	I'd pick the lion..I dont think youd get more that 1 shot with the bat..and even if you hit it..not sure it would do much more than piss it off

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tyler. Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,653	that's a tough one , but ill stick with the lion

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,497	Lion, the sheer force that he'd come at you with would take you down. Granted, killing you would be hard, but he'd have a much easier time keeping you down than you swinging a bat. WG __________________ I play with Google.