Colon and Intestines Are Clogged - How Do You Flush Yourself Out?
 

I just feel a little backed up. I've been eating beans and veggies for a couple days but I still feel clogged. I've got some gas that will literally blow you away though.

Any suggestions to cleaning and flushing the colon and intestinal track?

i think i read here before someone drinking tons of lemon juice for days, nothing but.

Great site .. thanks. Those pics are heavy.

http://www.blessedherbs.com/mucoid-plaque.jpg

Prune juice :thumbsup

you're guaranteed to drop a 10lbs turd :thumbsup

Have you used this before? These pics are kinda scaring me.

Instead of wasting money on that kit you could easily pick up some laxatives from your local drug store and fast for a couple days.

i think juicy said he used "Colon Blow" (no, im not kidding lol). ask him how the experinece went.

laxatives won't cut it. you'll just dehydrate yourself. and adding fasting to that and you just might end up in the hospital.


King Adam. Yeah I did it a while back. Fucking crazy shit man (no pun intended) most people have parasites in their intestines and this will get rid of them and all the other impacted waste in you. If you eat lots of red meat then you've probably got 10-15lbs of crap stuck in your guts.

Drink just a half cup of olive oil mixed with a half cup of grapefruit juice. Just dont plan on leaving the house for a few hours.

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dude thats sick :Oh crap 10-15 lbs???

Most gastroenterologists would deem the method I outlined above as satisfactory (I've had the unfortunate experience of undergoing a colonoscopy).

yeah seriously. overtime the shit just builds up :(

wtf is this http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html

Is that poop or a parasite, why is it so long like that? that scares me! is it hard to push/poop all of that out, it looks so looooong...

lol it's mucus+poop pretty much. when there's parasites you can see them moving around :Oh crap I didn't have them thank god

uhh, that's nasty stuff

Yeah... That's a pure money-grab, magnesium citrate will accomplish the same thing.

if i had just shit out ANYTHING that is MOVING, i'd fuckin pass OUT!!!!!!! :warning :helpme

ohhh maaaaaaaannnn... it's crap like this that is making me want to become a vegetarian.

*pardon the pun :upsidedow

I believe you. I've been hunting on the net since I started this. And laxatives are just more man made crap to mess you up with. I might give that kit a try.

Check out this site I found.
http://www.vegetarian-restaurants.ne...ng-Program.htm

Unfortunate? I've had one too. It was EZ! In fact, I fell a sleep as soon as the Demerol/Sedative hit my blood stream (via IV). I woke up at home.. Not remembering a damn thing. I kinda enjoyed the free drugs. :helpme

I've fasted and cleansed many times over the past 20 years. This program that you've posted sounds like one of the best I've seen.

go the colonic flush :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Adam.

This ALWAYS works for me... better than a colonic irrigation, and less uncomfortable.

Drink 2 litres of prune juice and eat 3 bananas.

Go for a LONG walk (an hour or so) and drink at least 2 litrese of water during.

Have a REALLY hot shower.

Lie down and palpate your stomach and lower abdomen with your fingers like a hard massage.

Kick back on the lounge and sip unsweetened green tea (hot or cold) constantly while watching some TV or whatever while nature does it's work (NOTE: MUST be lying prone, legs straight out).

Usually takes about 1-2 hours after you lie down (amongst a couple of pissing and farting false starts) and your prayers will be answered.

Good luck !!

Just eat a Big Mac and all your problems will just flush away.

Eat some bran and drink alot of water. You should be okay in a day or two if you're just backed up. However depending on your age you should check with your dr. about having a colonoscopy :2 cents:

Stop eating the beans...for a bit..all you're doing is giving yourself gas.

Prune juice is a natural laxative...use it...drink warm to hot water..and lots of it....eat foods that are known to unlock the intestines...GI foods....Constipation foods....things like that...oatmeal is a great way to give yourself fiber......lie down on your left side, and pull your right knee up...

Don't overdo on any treatment because you can really fuck up your intestines....if you start now, it might work by tomorrow....don't rush it...

Wasn't this close Doc ? ....

This ALWAYS works for me... better than a colonic irrigation, and less uncomfortable.

Drink 2 litres of prune juice and eat 3 bananas.

Go for a LONG walk (an hour or so) and drink at least 2 litrese of water during.

Have a REALLY hot shower.

Lie down and palpate your stomach and lower abdomen with your fingers like a hard massage.

Kick back on the lounge and sip unsweetened green tea (hot or cold) constantly while watching some TV or whatever while nature does it's work (NOTE: MUST be lying prone, legs straight out).

Usually takes about 1-2 hours after you lie down (amongst a couple of pissing and farting false starts) and your prayers will be answered.

I just like to things QUICKLY.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :pimp

damn those pics are brutal

Well, yours sounded so complicated..mine involves a glass and a lie down...and time :)

In principle, they are very close....although, for some, bananas serve as a binder...it's used for people who have gastro enteritis.....that and applesauce....

Right now, he doesn't really need food. He needs fluids and natural laxatives....

I think I need to cleanse my colon before toronto, Never know what's going to happen:)

I will use ANY excuse to lie down in front of the TV.

One of the BEST things in life is your place with you, Tev and Mom ....

I don't need no dman excuse to lie down in fron tof the TV.

:thumbsup :pimp

You speak the truth......and your cure for a show hangover is amazing, too.

The truth about "Mucoid Plaque" and those disgusting shit photos.
http://quackfiles.blogspot.com/2004/...ious-idea.html

Shitting out that clay isn't normal and it may fuck up your bowels.

Yes. Mom's brownies, ruining your and Tev's diets, hogging the lounge and TV (including the remote, smoking incessantly in the gay-rage and cuddling the dogs.

Hell of a cure but the best Rehab facility I have ever come across !!

:thumbsup :pimp

:Oh crap

this seems to work well:

http://www.iherb.com/store/productde...&pid=HFS-02645

i dont know how much weight you'll loose, but it helps stimulate your metabolism and the junk in your colon.

you can also just try green tea, which is one of the ingredients

Adam ask dj air3k he knows all this stuff

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

How do you know the body doesn't need these "parasites" to properly function and you aren't just expelling stuff that you actually need? And why don't more doctors recommend these "treatments" more often if everyone is walking around with these horrible parasites in their body?

I don't know much about this whole "bowel cleansing" deal, but to me it sounds like snake oil.

Damn. I knew I should have made improvements over last year's program.

Oh, and by the way, did you guys know that if you swallow a piece of gum it will stay in your stomach for 7 years?

This was some very interesting reading. Posed a lot of good questions people should be asking themselves before trying any "system".

There is bacteria in your system that you need.....to promote a healthy environment for breaking down toxins and expelling them from your body. To think we need to cleanse to the degree these products propose, is preposterous.

If you fuel your body with the proper nutrients, then it's all systems go...and I do mean 'go'....

That means plenty of fluids, no quick fixes....and fibre...lots of it but not overkill....

Processed foods are the biggest culprits for causing sluggish intestinal motility and constipation and blockages and obstructions....

Quick fixes solve nothing when it comes to your body....

This sounds good. Rather easy to do. I'm calling my doc in the morning and asking him about all these methods. :thumbsup

Check out this site .
http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_order.php

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