GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Colon and Intestines Are Clogged - How Do You Flush Yourself Out? (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=603867)

King Adam 04-30-2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
How do you know the body doesn't need these "parasites" to properly function and you aren't just expelling stuff that you actually need? And why don't more doctors recommend these "treatments" more often if everyone is walking around with these horrible parasites in their body?

I don't know much about this whole "bowel cleansing" deal, but to me it sounds like snake oil.

Sly ... I used to think the same way. But think about it. If doctors told you that herbal remedies were for real, you'd stop paying them to fix all your problems. Herbal remedies have been around for 1000's of years, way longer than western medicine.

Its the same with RX companies. They'll never tell you about a natrual cure since that means you won't by their product. Its a billion dollar business.

For example, Nexium the purple pill works. But I found a way to cure acid reflux on my own. I was prescribed Nexium by a gastrotologist (spelling). Then I studied some things and started my own treatment. I've been off Nexium for over a year and not had one problem since. All natural too.

Sly 04-30-2006 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam
Sly ... I used to think the same way. But think about it. If doctors told you that herbal remedies were for real, you'd stop paying them to fix all your problems. Herbal remedies have been around for 1000's of years, way longer than western medicine.

Its the same with RX companies. They'll never tell you about a natrual cure since that means you won't by their product. Its a billion dollar business.

You're right. It is a billion dollar business. By switching to herbal "remedies" aren't you simply putting the money into a different pocket?

I'm not paying anyone to "care for my colon" until I see a reason to. This mucous plaque, why haven't any doctors found it? What do they have to gain by not finding it? Absolutely nothing. Now these other guys, the "colon guys", they have everything to gain by finding it. Its their whole business.

And yes, herbal remedies have been around for thousands of years longer than Western Medicine. And yet, today, the peak of Western Medicine, the average person is living well into their 70s. Not bad.

I simply need more proof.

King Adam 04-30-2006 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
You're right. It is a billion dollar business. By switching to herbal "remedies" aren't you simply putting the money into a different pocket?

I'm not paying anyone to "care for my colon" until I see a reason to. This mucous plaque, why haven't any doctors found it? What do they have to gain by not finding it? Absolutely nothing. Now these other guys, the "colon guys", they have everything to gain by finding it. Its their whole business.

And yes, herbal remedies have been around for thousands of years longer than Western Medicine. And yet, today, the peak of Western Medicine, the average person is living well into their 70s. Not bad.

I simply need more proof.

First off, I grow a lot of my own herbs, so no, I'm not putting my money in other people pockets. Second, herbs are WAY cheaper than RX meds and doctor visits. Not even a close senerio.

And there are legitimet Dr.'s that back this up. Not many but they are out there. Call your doctor and see what he/she says. You might be surprised.

As for western medicine and living till your 70's .. yeay not bad. But we all know the human body was designed to live much longer.

Look at the 2 countries that are over 80. Not the US. But places where their diets consist of mostly seafood, veggies and rice.
http://www.os-connect.com/pop/p1.asp...0&sort=Country

Singapore
Japan

Sly 04-30-2006 10:39 AM

Yes but nobody is taking my steak from me. :-)

We could all live better if we changed our diets and lifestyles. The sacrifices we must make!

Malicious Biz 04-30-2006 10:40 AM

http://www.possibilityknot.com/uploa...Lax-718856.jpg

King Adam 04-30-2006 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Yes but nobody is taking my steak from me. :-)

We could all live better if we changed our diets and lifestyles. The sacrifices we must make!

Man I hear ya. This whole detox thing sucks. I love a filet and tail more than just about any other food. I'm already starting to drool now that you said steak. Thanks :disgust

Spunky 04-30-2006 10:42 AM

Pooping is cool

King Adam 04-30-2006 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Pooping is cool

Especially when you are from Toiletville :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Gman.357 04-30-2006 11:18 AM

Quote:

Follow this cleansing program carefully, and you will be shocked at what comes out of your system. When you start passing 4 foot long pieces that look like black tire tread shaped like an intestine with a smell of a long dead animal, you'll be convinced it's all worth the effort!
Yikes. That has to feel "funky" coming out. The kind of bowel movement that has you grabbing the sink just to brace yourself.

Edit: How do you flush something like that without blocking your pipes??

Mr Dickovitch 04-30-2006 12:19 PM

I love how the idiots on these sites fish their shit out of the toilet and take pictures of it. They think this is some 'obstruction' from their bowels but in reality they caused this themselves by eating clay they bought from these snake oil salesman.

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam
For example, Nexium the purple pill works. But I found a way to cure acid reflux on my own. I was prescribed Nexium by a gastrotologist (spelling). Then I studied some things and started my own treatment. I've been off Nexium for over a year and not had one problem since. All natural too.

Adam,

I'm on 2 of those suckers a day for life. Email me the secrets bro, I've tried 1 million options !!

Thanks

:thumbsup

King Adam 04-30-2006 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Adam,

I'm on 2 of those suckers a day for life. Email me the secrets bro, I've tried 1 million options !!

Thanks

:thumbsup

I will. Let me put a detailed write up and I'll post it. I hope it works for you as well as it did for me.

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam
I will. Let me put a detailed write up and I'll post it. I hope it works for you as well as it did for me.

Champion !!

:thumbsup


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:58 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123