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jonesy 04-18-2006 04:04 PM

Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes Just had their Kid
 
http://people.aol.com/people/article...170244,00.html

wonder if he ate the placenta - fucking wacko

Fresh 04-18-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy
http://people.aol.com/people/article...170244,00.html

wonder if he ate the placenta - fucking wacko


damn thats nasty.

StuartD 04-18-2006 04:06 PM

I wish Tom had died during child birth.

j/k :glugglug

Scott McD 04-18-2006 04:08 PM

I laughed at the front page of The Sun newspaper today.

The headline : "It's a grill !!" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sam Granger 04-18-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy
wonder if he ate the placenta - fucking wacko

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nice and slimey and bloody placenta mmmmmmm

https://ideotrope.org/pub/media/phot...1025093808.jpg


:helpme :helpme

FilthyRob 04-18-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
I laughed at the front page of The Sun newspaper today.

The headline : "It's a grill !!" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :Oh crap

jonesy 04-18-2006 04:18 PM

http://www.adultlounge.com/temp/placentahelper2.jpg

Spunky 04-18-2006 04:19 PM

Jesus..it's been 9 months already?

Sam Granger 04-18-2006 04:21 PM

Yeah they announced in October.

madawgz 04-18-2006 04:23 PM

wow, wonder if they kids going to be as fucked up

probbly brainwashed into a scientologist

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 04-18-2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nice and slimey and bloody placenta mmmmmmm

https://ideotrope.org/pub/media/phot...1025093808.jpg


:helpme :helpme

That is nasty.

Scott McD 04-18-2006 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger

Nooooooooooooooooo !!!!!! :Oh crap

pornguy 04-18-2006 04:28 PM

He is just the kind of idiot to eat something like that.

RhiannonAPM 04-18-2006 04:29 PM

What Stars do for a little attention, thats gross.

Agent 488 04-18-2006 04:30 PM

honey i ate the kid.

Hollywood Horwitz 04-18-2006 04:57 PM

eating the placenta is f-ing gross!

Kevin - The PNN 04-18-2006 04:58 PM

Bastard Child

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hova 04-18-2006 05:04 PM

I am going to celebrate this now

Rand 04-18-2006 05:07 PM

Her name is Suri.

Suri = surrogate.

:1orglaugh

mechanicvirus 04-18-2006 05:14 PM

Tom Cruise is fucking insane

nico-t 04-18-2006 05:56 PM

NEVER post that nasty bloody shit again

CDSmith 04-18-2006 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

As I scrolled down this thread your little pic there caught me offguard and gave me the biggest fucking laugh I've had all day.

Thanks.


:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Phoenix 04-18-2006 06:07 PM

yo i had that i my sig all day

i need some recognition damnit...lol


jk

CDSmith 04-18-2006 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy
http://people.aol.com/people/article...170244,00.html

wonder if he ate the placenta - fucking wacko

The real question here is.... did he use a knife and fork?

..or was it finger food time for Tommy?

Radical Nathan 04-18-2006 06:14 PM

i don't understand how i always end up hungry after stumbling across a threa like this. must be thoughts of placenta helper

reynold 04-18-2006 06:15 PM

Tom will offer the kid to the aliens

Hey You . . . I Know You! 04-18-2006 06:20 PM

How many arms did the baby have?

Was it black?

Tom claims to be the father but many people have talked about Katie Holmes' lost weekend with the Chicago Bulls and how she was pregnant after that weekend.

JFK 04-18-2006 06:42 PM

pity the poor Kid, too bad money can't buy sanity:2 cents:

jonesy 04-18-2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
yo i had that i my sig all day

i need some recognition damnit...lol


jk

props phoenix :thumbsup

i did grab your pic, lets share the glory! :1orglaugh

Thunders 04-18-2006 06:54 PM

Someone sudomize that bastard that put the pic.. damn!!!!


Go tomy boy, now pump that ass :D

Loryn 04-18-2006 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nice and slimey and bloody placenta mmmmmmm

https://ideotrope.org/pub/media/phot...1025093808.jpg


:helpme :helpme

Okay I am NEVER having kids! That picture is enough to make me want to puke. If that is what comes out of my body when having a kid, NO THANK YOU! :throwup

I will just take my egg his sperm and get some sucker to do the dirty work! :1orglaugh

MandyBlake 04-18-2006 07:06 PM

i saw a show called shock video and this lady had a baby and then had a party and they cooked up her placenta and ate it.
it was fucking gross.

GoodGuy 04-18-2006 07:50 PM

I thought Tom Cruise could not have children. That's why he adopted with his ex wife.

Maybe he did a special treatment using his 300 million dollars to fix his semen and be able to have children?

Sam Granger 04-18-2006 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Okay I am NEVER having kids! That picture is enough to make me want to puke. If that is what comes out of my body when having a kid, NO THANK YOU! :throwup

I will just take my egg his sperm and get some sucker to do the dirty work! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Loryn 04-18-2006 09:55 PM

Are you all for real??? Is he really going to eat that stuff??? :Oh crap

This has to be a media scam or something for some stupid magazine to get people to buy their magazine. Seriously, come on, he is going to eat that? :helpme


Come to think of it, if I went through all that pain and hell and tore my body up and all the man had to do is make his toes curl to get me pregnant maybe he should have to eat that stuff as a way of making it up to me. hmmm I think I would enjoy watching him suffer while eating that after all the suffering I went through. :1orglaugh

CDSmith 04-18-2006 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Are you all for real??? Is he really going to eat that stuff??? :Oh crap

This has to be a media scam or something for some stupid magazine to get people to buy their magazine. Seriously, come on, he is going to eat that? :helpme


Come to think of it, if I went through all that pain and hell and tore my body up and all the man had to do is make his toes curl to get me pregnant maybe he should have to eat that stuff as a way of making it up to me. hmmm I think I would enjoy watching him suffer while eating that after all the suffering I went through. :1orglaugh

Well, if it's yours that changes everything.

If you had my baby, I'd eat your placenta with hot sauce baby. :D

mazdaman 04-18-2006 10:20 PM

rick the rook

ANAL PASTE 04-18-2006 10:22 PM

who gives a fuck ??? !!!
Clickmy sig...

KRL 04-18-2006 10:47 PM

Why do actors having babies mean anything more than anyone else having babies?

What's the obsession here??

Sam Granger 04-18-2006 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Well, if it's yours that changes everything.

If you had my baby, I'd eat your placenta with hot sauce baby. :D

:1orglaugh Thats sick dude.

However, making babies with Loryn sounds way more fun :winkwink:

Violetta 04-19-2006 01:53 AM

congrats to them both... I guess?!

SomeCreep 04-19-2006 02:08 AM

Her name is "Suri". Reminds me of currie.

u-Bob 04-19-2006 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
I laughed at the front page of The Sun newspaper today.

The headline : "It's a grill !!" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 04-19-2006 03:31 AM

Congrats to Katie and Tom!

tyler. 04-19-2006 03:36 AM

congrats to the sweet couple

badmunchkin 04-19-2006 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy
wonder if he ate the placenta - fucking wacko

wow, you can say anything and the idiots all buy into it :1orglaugh

There is no mention anywhere of Tom Cruise eating a placenta - jonesy makes an offhand sarcastic remark and yet everyone in the thread seems to take it as a legitimate fact. :Oh crap

Reading Comprehension is GOOD :helpme :Hollering

Manowar 04-19-2006 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nice and slimey and bloody placenta mmmmmmm

https://ideotrope.org/pub/media/phot...1025093808.jpg


:helpme :helpme

UGH OMFG :disgust

reynold 04-19-2006 04:06 AM

I would like to see if Tom's new moview will be a hit.

XX_RydeR 04-19-2006 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes
honey i ate the kid.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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