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Originally Posted by Sam Granger

:1orglaugh Thats sick dude.

However, making babies with Loryn sounds way more fun :winkwink:

I must have left Loryn speechless with that comment.

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.... why do I even click on these threads *SOB*

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Originally Posted by jonesy

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:1orglaugh

aww...i feel sorry for the baby having a crazy father like tom:Oh crap

wonder if the baby is their new mesiah?

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Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE

who gives a fuck ??? !!!
Clickmy sig...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mision Imposible 4 : When Tom ate the kids

Well congrats to them, but I think he was joking about the eating part

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Originally Posted by StuartD

I wish Tom had died during child birth.

j/k :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by badmunchkin

wow, you can say anything and the idiots all buy into it :1orglaugh

There is no mention anywhere of Tom Cruise eating a placenta - jonesy makes an offhand sarcastic remark and yet everyone in the thread seems to take it as a legitimate fact. :Oh crap

Reading Comprehension is GOOD :helpme :Hollering

Actually although there is no mention in that particular article of Tom Cruise eating a placenta, the "offhand sarcastic remark" by Jonesy was in reference to the fact that Tom Cruise himself made a statement about how he was going to eat the placenta, and then later took his statement back & said it was a joke, after he found out the placenta is rather large...

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Tom Cruise plans to eat Katie Holmeshahaha8217; placenta right after she gives birth to their baby. The actor talked of this latest plan to GQ magazine.

"I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there," Cruise said.

When told by the GQ reporter that the placenta is rather large and it would be difficult to eat it all, Cruise took back his words.

"OK, maybe I won't," he answered.

The couplehahaha8217;s baby, rumored to be a girl, is due shortly. The two superstars plan to get married in fall.

Critics have said that Tom Cruisehahaha8217;s shocking statements are only a publicity stunt. The latest in the TomKat story was the actorhahaha8217;s story about his violent father. Before that there was the silent birth business, which Cruise recently infirmed. Apparently Katie will not have to be silent during birth, after all, despite reports that this was imposed to her by Scientology. And before that, of course, there was the infamous couch-jumping incident.

Even though placenta-eating might seem curious for Western society, it is a common practice in other cultures. Some people believe that eating the placenta helps avoid postnatal depression, but that only applies if the mother eats it.

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