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I woke up with morning wood again
Is this normal?
I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now? I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment. |
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whats morning wood?
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Don't you have your fleshlight on your nightstand?
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Rub one out while driving :)
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Take a piss, Juicy. It'll go away. |
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KK, i try now. Maybe I will have to stand on my head. Last time I had to stand 3 feet from the toilet yo. |
I think i took the wrong pills last night. Ernie keeps puttin his fucking Viagras in my medicine cabinet cuz he meets his groupies over here.
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Put on a cockring and flattering pants that allow you to adjust that sucker appropriately to make nice 1st impression at new office:2 cents: :upsidedow
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I think we should discuss sports or something now!!!!
Talk of dawn horn and cock rings is not good!!!! |
every morning thing for me :P
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My day just doesn't go well if I don't wake up with a chubby. I think the physical exertion of talking down morning wood so I can take the first piss of the day is necessary step to waking up correctly. |
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It's a good thing. When you're old, you'll have memories of morning wood. |
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http://www.morningwood.com
http://www.backstreetmerch.com/image...bsi_morn02.gif I wake up in the middle of the night with a hardon...what do you call that? |
it is a good moment..hahaahahahah
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yo morning was is always good as long as a slut is next to you
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I woke up with wood too, lewis was barking at me, i poked his back i think..:warning |
lolllllllllllllllllllll
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A Fleshlight will fix that
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I get it all the time, sucks when you need to piss
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I agree it sucks when you need to piss
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If ya just quit smoking cigs or weed that would explain a return of the morning wood.
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morning glory
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