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Juicy D. Links 04-13-2006 06:13 AM

I woke up with morning wood again
 
Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.

Web Lass 04-13-2006 06:14 AM

This thread is worthless without pics.

fris 04-13-2006 06:14 AM

whats morning wood?

Spunky 04-13-2006 06:15 AM

Don't you have your fleshlight on your nightstand?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 04-13-2006 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass
This thread is worthless without pics.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pete-KT 04-13-2006 06:15 AM

Rub one out while driving :)

Juicy D. Links 04-13-2006 06:16 AM

http://www.f2by.com/catalog/images/horse.jpg

Dagwolf 04-13-2006 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
whats morning wood?

Waking up with an erection.

Take a piss, Juicy. It'll go away.

Juicy D. Links 04-13-2006 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Waking up with an erection.

Take a piss, Juicy. It'll go away.


KK, i try now. Maybe I will have to stand on my head. Last time I had to stand 3 feet from the toilet yo.

Juicy D. Links 04-13-2006 06:19 AM

I think i took the wrong pills last night. Ernie keeps puttin his fucking Viagras in my medicine cabinet cuz he meets his groupies over here.

mardigras 04-13-2006 08:23 AM

Put on a cockring and flattering pants that allow you to adjust that sucker appropriately to make nice 1st impression at new office:2 cents: :upsidedow

Sexsitesurfer 04-13-2006 08:25 AM

I think we should discuss sports or something now!!!!

Talk of dawn horn and cock rings is not good!!!!

Sosa 04-13-2006 09:12 AM

every morning thing for me :P

psili 04-13-2006 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
every morning thing for me :P

Yea.

My day just doesn't go well if I don't wake up with a chubby. I think the physical exertion of talking down morning wood so I can take the first piss of the day is necessary step to waking up correctly.

Raven 04-13-2006 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.

Just accept it, Juicy.

It's a good thing.

When you're old, you'll have memories of morning wood.

Manowar 04-13-2006 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

candyflip 04-13-2006 09:55 AM

http://www.morningwood.com

http://www.backstreetmerch.com/image...bsi_morn02.gif

I wake up in the middle of the night with a hardon...what do you call that?

murphy54 04-13-2006 10:13 AM

it is a good moment..hahaahahahah

nico-t 04-13-2006 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BAKO 04-13-2006 10:17 AM

yo morning was is always good as long as a slut is next to you

Ramos 04-13-2006 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.


I woke up with wood too, lewis was barking at me, i poked his back i think..:warning

Juicy D. Links 04-13-2006 06:49 PM

lolllllllllllllllllllll

Kevin - The PNN 04-13-2006 06:52 PM

A Fleshlight will fix that

madawgz 04-13-2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin ? The PNN
A Fleshlight will fix that

yes it would :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 04-13-2006 07:23 PM

http://tools.webspacemania.com/paris/

Vitasoy 04-13-2006 11:03 PM

I get it all the time, sucks when you need to piss

gecko 04-14-2006 05:12 AM

I agree it sucks when you need to piss

Tat2Jr 04-14-2006 05:20 AM

If ya just quit smoking cigs or weed that would explain a return of the morning wood.

VicD 04-14-2006 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.

With this little thing you mean? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mazdaman 04-14-2006 06:20 AM

morning glory


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