I woke up with morning wood again

**Web Lass** · 04-13-2006, 05:14 AM

This thread is worthless without pics.

**fris** · 04-13-2006, 05:14 AM

whats morning wood?

**Spunky** · 04-13-2006, 05:15 AM

Don't you have your fleshlight on your nightstand?

**Mr.Right - Banned For Life** · 04-13-2006, 05:15 AM

Originally posted by Web Lass

This thread is worthless without pics.

**Pete-KT** · 04-13-2006, 05:15 AM

Rub one out while driving

**Juicy D. Links** · 04-13-2006, 05:16 AM

**Dagwolf** · 04-13-2006, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by fris

whats morning wood?

Waking up with an erection.

Take a piss, Juicy. It'll go away.

**Juicy D. Links** · 04-13-2006, 05:17 AM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

Waking up with an erection.

Take a piss, Juicy. It'll go away.

KK, i try now. Maybe I will have to stand on my head. Last time I had to stand 3 feet from the toilet yo.

**Juicy D. Links** · 04-13-2006, 05:19 AM

I think i took the wrong pills last night. Ernie keeps puttin his fucking Viagras in my medicine cabinet cuz he meets his groupies over here.

**mardigras** · 04-13-2006, 07:23 AM

Put on a cockring and flattering pants that allow you to adjust that sucker appropriately to make nice 1st impression at new office

**Sexsitesurfer** · 04-13-2006, 07:25 AM

I think we should discuss sports or something now!!!!

Talk of dawn horn and cock rings is not good!!!!

**Sosa** · 04-13-2006, 08:12 AM

every morning thing for me :P

**psili** · 04-13-2006, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by Sosa

every morning thing for me :P

Yea.

My day just doesn't go well if I don't wake up with a chubby. I think the physical exertion of talking down morning wood so I can take the first piss of the day is necessary step to waking up correctly.

**Raven** · 04-13-2006, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.

Just accept it, Juicy.

It's a good thing.

When you're old, you'll have memories of morning wood.

**Manowar** · 04-13-2006, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

**candyflip** · 04-13-2006, 08:55 AM

http://www.morningwood.com

I wake up in the middle of the night with a hardon...what do you call that?

**murphy54** · 04-13-2006, 09:13 AM

it is a good moment..hahaahahahah

**nico-t** · 04-13-2006, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.

**BAKO** · 04-13-2006, 09:17 AM

yo morning was is always good as long as a slut is next to you

**Ramos** · 04-13-2006, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.

I woke up with wood too, lewis was barking at me, i poked his back i think..

**Juicy D. Links** · 04-13-2006, 05:49 PM

lolllllllllllllllllllll

**Kevin - The PNN** · 04-13-2006, 05:52 PM

A Fleshlight will fix that

**madawgz** · 04-13-2006, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by Kevin ? The PNN

A Fleshlight will fix that

yes it would

**SmokeyTheBear** · 04-13-2006, 06:23 PM

**Vitasoy** · 04-13-2006, 10:03 PM

I get it all the time, sucks when you need to piss

**gecko** · 04-14-2006, 04:12 AM

I agree it sucks when you need to piss

**Tat2Jr** · 04-14-2006, 04:20 AM

If ya just quit smoking cigs or weed that would explain a return of the morning wood.

**VicD** · 04-14-2006, 04:45 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.

With this little thing you mean?

**mazdaman** · 04-14-2006, 05:20 AM

morning glory

I woke up with morning wood again

I woke up with morning wood again

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