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Old 04-13-2006, 06:13 AM   #1
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I woke up with morning wood again
Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:14 AM   #2
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:14 AM   #3
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:15 AM   #4
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:15 AM   #5
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:15 AM   #6
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:16 AM   #7
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whats morning wood?
Waking up with an erection.

Take a piss, Juicy. It'll go away.
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:17 AM   #9
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Waking up with an erection.

Take a piss, Juicy. It'll go away.

KK, i try now. Maybe I will have to stand on my head. Last time I had to stand 3 feet from the toilet yo.
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:19 AM   #10
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I think i took the wrong pills last night. Ernie keeps puttin his fucking Viagras in my medicine cabinet cuz he meets his groupies over here.
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Old 04-13-2006, 08:23 AM   #11
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Old 04-13-2006, 08:25 AM   #12
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I think we should discuss sports or something now!!!!

Talk of dawn horn and cock rings is not good!!!!
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:12 AM   #13
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:15 AM   #14
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every morning thing for me :P
Yea.

My day just doesn't go well if I don't wake up with a chubby. I think the physical exertion of talking down morning wood so I can take the first piss of the day is necessary step to waking up correctly.
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:48 AM   #15
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Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.
Just accept it, Juicy.

It's a good thing.

When you're old, you'll have memories of morning wood.
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:53 AM   #16
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:13 AM   #18
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:15 AM   #19
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Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:17 AM   #20
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:17 AM   #21
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Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.

I woke up with wood too, lewis was barking at me, i poked his back i think..
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:49 PM   #22
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:52 PM   #23
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Old 04-13-2006, 07:06 PM   #24
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:03 PM   #26
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Old 04-14-2006, 05:12 AM   #27
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Old 04-14-2006, 05:20 AM   #28
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Old 04-14-2006, 05:45 AM   #29
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Is this normal?

I thought only teenagers and shit had this issue? What the hell do I do with this thing now?

I gotta go to new office now, I can't deal with this at the moment.
With this little thing you mean?
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