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Sarah_Jayne 04-07-2006 10:37 AM

If you saw a dead bird would you report it to somebody ?
 
Given that the UK now offically has the wrong kind of bird flu and it is only a matter of time until it gets to North America too if got me thinking. If I saw a dead bird would I think to call and tell somebody so it could be tested. I am glad the person in the UK that saw the dead swan did call but I don't know if it would be on the top of my head. Would it be something you would think to do?

Evil Chris 04-07-2006 10:38 AM

There are all kinds of dead birds at KFC. Someone call.

After Shock Media 04-07-2006 10:38 AM

Yup and I have done it several times here in regards to West Nile.

Gabriel 04-07-2006 10:39 AM

Dead crows over here usually indicate west nile.

sfera 04-07-2006 10:49 AM

that could be someones dinner,,, cmon

juve20 04-07-2006 10:54 AM

my parrot farted! should i report it to someone??

Wordsforhire 04-07-2006 11:11 AM

With the way things are going over here, (Scotland) then I think every dead bird found will be called in, doesnt matter if its a gull or a little birdie the cat brings home! I only live about 15 miles away from where the swan was found but no one is really bothered.

What is bothering us though is that the government is keeping it all hush hush. took them a whole week just to tell us all about it and get it investigated..If its not that serious then tell us everything otherwise we thinkg were up the shit as they are keeping things from us..

SilentKnight 04-07-2006 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Given that the UK now offically has the wrong kind of bird flu and it is only a matter of time until it gets to North America too if got me thinking. If I saw a dead bird would I think to call and tell somebody so it could be tested. I am glad the person in the UK that saw the dead swan did call but I don't know if it would be on the top of my head. Would it be something you would think to do?

Calling it in helps speed up notifying their next of kin also.

czarina 04-07-2006 11:13 AM

birds die all the time, so dont worry about it,... unless it is an eagle or a condor. Then, yes, go ahead and report it, since they are in danger of extintion

pornguy 04-07-2006 11:14 AM

Not sure if I would call in on ONE dead bird. They die all the time. but on two or more, I would have no problem making that call.

After Shock Media 04-07-2006 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina
birds die all the time, so dont worry about it,... unless it is an eagle or a condor. Then, yes, go ahead and report it, since they are in danger of extintion

WTF kind of thinking is that.

European Lee 04-07-2006 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
WTF kind of thinking is that.

Well so long as the cute little animals live who gives a shit about the humans? :1orglaugh

I would and have in fact a few weeks back, we had 3 dead birds on the beach at the end of the block no clue if anything became of the report though [shug]

Regards,

Lee

Manowar 04-07-2006 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris
There are all kinds of dead birds at KFC. Someone call.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jackie1 04-07-2006 11:19 AM

Ummm in order to see a dead bird I would have to go outside of my house first
:1orglaugh

Mighty Chin 04-07-2006 11:22 AM

I never seen a dead bird

tranza 04-07-2006 11:28 AM

Every day birds die. You seem to be a bit paranoid to me.

What if it had the bird flu. What can be done after that?

Wiggles 04-07-2006 11:29 AM

i don't think i'd even think of bird flu.

Sarah_Jayne 04-07-2006 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Wordsforhire
With the way things are going over here, (Scotland) then I think every dead bird found will be called in, doesnt matter if its a gull or a little birdie the cat brings home! I only live about 15 miles away from where the swan was found but no one is really bothered.

What is bothering us though is that the government is keeping it all hush hush. took them a whole week just to tell us all about it and get it investigated..If its not that serious then tell us everything otherwise we thinkg were up the shit as they are keeping things from us..


Yeah though if the gov't went big about it straight away they would then be accused of fear mongering.

Wordsforhire 04-07-2006 12:18 PM

Thats also true but if it isnt all that big a deal then why hide it all...

Sarah_Jayne 04-07-2006 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza
Every day birds die. You seem to be a bit paranoid to me.

What if it had the bird flu. What can be done after that?


well one did have it and thankull somebody was paranoid enough. My point was that I don't know if I am paranoid enough. What can be done? Bringing poultry inside like they should have ages ago.

Sarah_Jayne 04-07-2006 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jackie1
Ummm in order to see a dead bird I would have to go outside of my house first
:1orglaugh

lol true

Jakke PNG 04-07-2006 12:20 PM

I usually pick up dead birds and wear them like hats. Then I sleep with them.. NO, you weirdo! Not fuck them, but just sleep with them. I've heard inhaling a lot of birdflu is good for you.

Sarah_Jayne 04-07-2006 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wordsforhire
Thats also true but if it isnt all that big a deal then why hide it all...


On one call in I heard somebody say they won't panic until they see a politician force feeding their kid a chicken burger.

polish_aristocrat 04-07-2006 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
If you saw a dead bird would you report it to somebody ?

most probably yes

Wordsforhire 04-07-2006 12:26 PM

lmfao Hahaha...People shouldnt panic but seeing as bird flu is here then dead birds should be reported...On another note Im still going to enjoy a nice steamy hot KFC!

Phoenix 04-07-2006 12:29 PM

they are probably planting the dead birds around

just like the cattle found with mad cow disease that non had records of

just magicvlaly appeared in buddys field and low and behold right away has mad cow disease


america is an evil empire

The Heron 04-07-2006 12:33 PM

I kill birds, should I report that? Damn, people need to get a fucking clue and then a life.

swedguy 04-07-2006 12:38 PM

Yes, I would report it (depending on what kind of bird it is). Since I have Birdlfu 50-100km South, West and East of me.

Antonio 04-07-2006 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris
There are all kinds of dead birds at KFC. Someone call.

danm, and all this time I thought I was eating chicken

After Shock Media 04-07-2006 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio
danm, and all this time I thought I was eating chicken

Im sure you know chickens are birds :winkwink:

By the way this is one of the reasons I slaughtered all my chickens.

Raven 04-07-2006 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Given that the UK now offically has the wrong kind of bird flu and it is only a matter of time until it gets to North America too if got me thinking. If I saw a dead bird would I think to call and tell somebody so it could be tested. I am glad the person in the UK that saw the dead swan did call but I don't know if it would be on the top of my head. Would it be something you would think to do?

Ya know, Sarah? That's an interesting question...and I might not have thought to call it in, until I read this thread.

Hollywood376 04-07-2006 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Yup and I have done it several times here in regards to West Nile.

That's interesting. I've done a lot of research on West Nile, published a couple of papers last year on research I was involved in. People making calls regarding dead birds was a tremendous help in tracking the progress of the WNV geographically. So, thanks for making the call. Who knows, maybe I got one of your dead birds!

Morgan 04-07-2006 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris
There are all kinds of dead birds at KFC. Someone call.

those arent real birds

Webby 04-07-2006 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Morgan
those arent real birds

They are manufactured birds - bred to ensure no taste and covered in KFC taste -enhancer then marketed as something wholesome originating from Kentucky.

Dagwolf 04-07-2006 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby
They are manufactured birds - bred to ensure no taste and covered in KFC taste -enhancer then marketed as something wholesome originating from Kentucky.

I like my chickens processed. :thumbsup

Screaming 04-07-2006 05:45 PM

not sure i would like about it really

Webby 04-07-2006 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I like my chickens processed. :thumbsup

Poor Chick! :1orglaugh She never sees the light of day - lives in a wire cage, has almost nada immune system, gets disorted feet cos the nails are too long and gets her beak cut. Then she gets her head chopped off on a conveyor belt.

Tho the KFC "taste-enhancer" is not too bad! :thumbsup

minusonebit 04-07-2006 06:37 PM

I'd call the White House Switchboard at 202-456-1414, ask for Bush and report the sighting to him personally, but only if they put him on. Since he wants to hype it all up, he should take the reports personally.

u-Bob 04-07-2006 06:40 PM

depends on the kind of bird...

CyberHustler 04-07-2006 06:43 PM

Its Crazy, Becuase Today I Found A Dead Bird After Final Formation (im In The Army). What A Coincidence. I Didn't Report It, But I Burried It Real Quick When Nobody Was Around. Don't Ask Why, It Might Have Something To Do With Those Needles They Gave Me In Bootcamp.

Sarah_Jayne 04-08-2006 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuySexProducts
Its Crazy, Becuase Today I Found A Dead Bird After Final Formation (im In The Army). What A Coincidence. I Didn't Report It, But I Burried It Real Quick When Nobody Was Around. Don't Ask Why, It Might Have Something To Do With Those Needles They Gave Me In Bootcamp.



Do Those Needles Also Make You Capitalise Every Word? ;)

Theo 04-08-2006 04:02 AM

i wouldn't


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