funny last names
 

growing up i knew someone with the last name "Lipshitz" and just the other day i met someone with the last name "Cockshoot"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

what funny last names have you heard

when i used to work on the phones selling windows i came up across mr nobody

whats your surname please sir

nobody

nah im sorry sir didnt quite get that

nobody

ooo right, your joking right?

no its nobody

ooo well you have an intretsing name

thanks, i also live in a house full of nobodies.


haha buzz

I went to high school with a girl whose last name was Quackenbush.

:1orglaugh was it spelt that way?

Went to school with Honey Bush.

I heard of a girl called Ivana Fukalot :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap :winkwink:

i like that!!!!!!! it sounds like a fake nick:1orglaugh

Dr. Beaver
Dr. Butcher
Dr. DeKay, DDS
Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT)
Dr. E. Ville
Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist)
Dr. Gutstein
Dr. Hanus
Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)
Dr. Hymen
Dr. Kauff
Dr. Look (real opthalmologist in Hawaii)
Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)
Dr. Pullham
Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)

http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html

I went to school with a guy named......................are you ready for this..............GAYLORD SICK!


I have my old year book to prove it. This poor bastard never had a chance in life. he is probably a sereal killer or something now!

john pimpporn

Oh yeah, I almost forgot...my brother was in 6th grade with a girl whose name was Fannie Joder (pronounced odor). Poor girl. :Oh crap

When I worked at the hospital years ago they used to page overhead a Doctor Slutzky quite a bit. "Morley Slutzky" was his full name. :D

My brother went to high school with a guy named Cornelius Pankratz,

and a chick named Ophelia Ophenhauser
(they used to call her "I'll feel ya often, how'zat?") :D :D

potter

:( damn JK Rowling to hell

That's nothing, I went to middle school with a kid named Richard Head (aka Dick Head). I am not kidding and I too have the yearbooks to prove it. He ended up moving away because we would tease him so bad he would start crying :Oh crap .

There was a police officer in my home town whose name is Richard Little. Everyone called him Dick. As it turns out, he was very corrupted. He had bribed so many women into giving him oral sex instead of getting a ticket. I was in the same grade as his daughter and she suffered so much through the entire ordeal.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh these names must suck for the people who have em

Indeed...

I know a guy called Mike Hunt

how about badcock? there is a furniture stores chain in North Florida by that name.

i know somebody whose name was 'Suck'...:upsidedow:

it sucks to be him :1orglaugh

http://www.geocities.com/thirdwebsit..._parents1.jpeg

Nice conversation.. :1orglaugh

I knew a guy named Joe Hore ( it was pronounced whore) I always felt bad for his sister Mary.

and happens to be male :Oh crap

At the probate court, I saw an index that had five people who came in at the same time (with the last name Virgin) to have their name legally changed to something like "Jones."


I once knew a girl with the last name "Wielobob" . . . and that was odd.


"The Price is Right" gives away furniture made by a company called "Hooker" Furniture. What the? Is it used?

Gaylord Focker would be very funny

Sharon peters
mike hunt
kay kohler
linus upwell
dick fitzwell
ron utzitch
willie b hardigan
rick o'shea
lacey thong
jack knoffigan
willy dewer
todd lerhumper
pastor round
ray pinchiks

I have a list of about six hundred of these....I dunno why. They're fun to think up I guess....

A friend of mine is called Richard Pulling, and we all know what richards get called for short, Dick.

Dick Pulling.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This is a true fact.

Are you sick, Sick? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this thread reminds me of Gaylord Focker

blame the ancestors for choosing such funny last names. :1orglaugh

yeh it was!

My surname is "Blackman"

I hate it :(

Ok I have had 5 last names myself and the worst one was my step-dads last name.


Perreault


I had to go through school with that name and no one could ever say it.

:(

looks like it's a french last name.

It is, my birth last name was Trigiani, very Italian.


:)

I knew a girl named Amy Semen that fucked her weight in guys.

I used to work in an american bank in London and dealt with a guy in the head office called Lewis J. Wanker (he pronounced it Vanker). Didnt seem to mean anything to the yanks at the time but all us Brits used to piss ourselves when his name was mentioned. Turned out he shared an office with a guy called John Thomas. Strange but true.