It's official - I am fucking retarded
 

So I went out on the balcony today, coke in one hand, cigs in the other, then gently pushed the sliding glass doors. Next thing I know I am locked out, without my phone, and the sun if frying me.

My girlfriend and baby at her parents, so I had nobody to let me in. Then I spent 20 minutes trying to get in the same door, to no avail. Fucking spanish retards building this, I would like someone shot.

Then I sit in the sun, and figure it was a bad idea to drink those 4 cokes before I went out ( coke-aholic ). Wondering if I was gonna piss in the ashtray.

As I am about to pass out, I finally decide to check the other sliding glass door, and it turns out to be OPEN.

Now I know how those people in "Alive" felt. Well, at least I got a nice tan out of the whole ordeal. And I got to yell at my girlfriend why she did not come home sooner. It's pretty much HER fault as I figure it now.

Roflmao!

So Funny me and my homie got a kick out of it :)

Yeah, its funny NOW, but my bitch ass was crying my heart out on that balcony.

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its always HER fault

So your other door was open? you only tried 1 door when you had 2? :1orglaugh

hah, too funny. I would have just broke the glass. Did that once when I locked myself out of the car. Just sucked it up and punched out a window.

we've all had those awful moments. its just nice to laugh at them

Thats pretty funny dude, your correct of course, it's her fault! LMAO

damn that sucks.

wow man. that would fucking suck lol.

Not exactly the same case but I can say I've been on several stupid scenarios as well..

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inspired by the official manowar tribute thread! :thumbsup

I woulda broke the glass a long time ago.

You prolly toasted your balls seriously there..

you can always pass the blame to somebody else!

Got a nice little sunburn today

now you will NEVER close that sliding door behind you... :)

btw: oil from this plant "hypericum perforatum" (latin name since I can't find the right word in english) is great for sun burns (and other kinds of burns) but it stinks like shit... but after 2-3 uses it will solve the problem... so you can visit some pharmacy store and get one

Damn, they shouldn't make it possible to lock yourself out like that from the balcony side.

I know the feeling though. First day I moved into my first house, I locked myself out of it.

haha i've done shit like that before

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ROFLMAO tulling

Welcome to parenthood. Those babies suck the common sense out of your head faster than a stripper ;)

Yes you are retarded, and even more so if you seriously did yell at your girlfriend. I'd bitch slap your ass!

:1orglaugh definitely her fault!

too damn funny