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KingK7 · 03-29-2006, 06:18 PM

So I went out on the balcony today, coke in one hand, cigs in the other, then gently pushed the sliding glass doors. Next thing I know I am locked out, without my phone, and the sun if frying me.

My girlfriend and baby at her parents, so I had nobody to let me in. Then I spent 20 minutes trying to get in the same door, to no avail. Fucking spanish retards building this, I would like someone shot.

Then I sit in the sun, and figure it was a bad idea to drink those 4 cokes before I went out ( coke-aholic ). Wondering if I was gonna piss in the ashtray.

As I am about to pass out, I finally decide to check the other sliding glass door, and it turns out to be OPEN.

Now I know how those people in "Alive" felt. Well, at least I got a nice tan out of the whole ordeal. And I got to yell at my girlfriend why she did not come home sooner. It's pretty much HER fault as I figure it now.

Kimmykim · 03-29-2006, 06:21 PM

Roflmao!

BAKO · 03-29-2006, 06:34 PM

So Funny me and my homie got a kick out of it

KingK7 · 03-29-2006, 06:40 PM

Yeah, its funny NOW, but my bitch ass was crying my heart out on that balcony.

chadglni · 03-29-2006, 06:41 PM

CyberHustler · 03-29-2006, 06:43 PM

its always HER fault

Nicky · 03-29-2006, 06:48 PM

So your other door was open? you only tried 1 door when you had 2?

minusonebit · 03-29-2006, 06:52 PM

hah, too funny. I would have just broke the glass. Did that once when I locked myself out of the car. Just sucked it up and punched out a window.

d_train · 03-29-2006, 07:55 PM

we've all had those awful moments. its just nice to laugh at them

Peter_ANYwebcam · 03-29-2006, 08:00 PM

Thats pretty funny dude, your correct of course, it's her fault! LMAO

Stallion · 03-29-2006, 08:00 PM

damn that sucks.

Sosa · 03-29-2006, 08:02 PM

wow man. that would fucking suck lol.

alec · 03-29-2006, 08:05 PM

Not exactly the same case but I can say I've been on several stupid scenarios as well..

reynold · 03-29-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

inspired by the official manowar tribute thread!

Doctor Dre · 03-29-2006, 11:37 PM

I woulda broke the glass a long time ago.

Phil · 03-29-2006, 11:40 PM

CHILE MOMEDIA COMIN NEVER

PixeLs · 03-29-2006, 11:43 PM

You prolly toasted your balls seriously there..

Bob_cougar · 03-30-2006, 12:36 AM

Quote:

It's pretty much HER fault as I figure it now.

you can always pass the blame to somebody else!

KingK7 · 03-30-2006, 06:33 AM

Got a nice little sunburn today

HomerSimpson · 03-30-2006, 08:19 AM

now you will NEVER close that sliding door behind you...

btw: oil from this plant "hypericum perforatum" (latin name since I can't find the right word in english) is great for sun burns (and other kinds of burns) but it stinks like shit... but after 2-3 uses it will solve the problem... so you can visit some pharmacy store and get one

Drake · 03-30-2006, 08:26 AM

Damn, they shouldn't make it possible to lock yourself out like that from the balcony side.

I know the feeling though. First day I moved into my first house, I locked myself out of it.

Downtime · 03-30-2006, 08:30 AM

haha i've done shit like that before

martinsc · 03-30-2006, 08:38 AM

OY · 03-30-2006, 09:17 AM

ROFLMAO tulling

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 09:38 AM

Welcome to parenthood. Those babies suck the common sense out of your head faster than a stripper ;)

Ross · 03-30-2006, 09:42 AM

Yes you are retarded, and even more so if you seriously did yell at your girlfriend. I'd bitch slap your ass!

XxXotic · 03-30-2006, 09:42 AM

definitely her fault!

G-Rotica · 03-30-2006, 09:44 AM

too damn funny

03-29-2006, 06:18 PM	#1
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	It's official - I am fucking retarded So I went out on the balcony today, coke in one hand, cigs in the other, then gently pushed the sliding glass doors. Next thing I know I am locked out, without my phone, and the sun if frying me. My girlfriend and baby at her parents, so I had nobody to let me in. Then I spent 20 minutes trying to get in the same door, to no avail. Fucking spanish retards building this, I would like someone shot. Then I sit in the sun, and figure it was a bad idea to drink those 4 cokes before I went out ( coke-aholic ). Wondering if I was gonna piss in the ashtray. As I am about to pass out, I finally decide to check the other sliding glass door, and it turns out to be OPEN. Now I know how those people in "Alive" felt. Well, at least I got a nice tan out of the whole ordeal. And I got to yell at my girlfriend why she did not come home sooner. It's pretty much HER fault as I figure it now.

03-29-2006, 06:34 PM	#3
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03-29-2006, 06:21 PM	#2
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03-29-2006, 06:40 PM	#4
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Yeah, its funny NOW, but my bitch ass was crying my heart out on that balcony.

03-29-2006, 06:52 PM	#8
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	hah, too funny. I would have just broke the glass. Did that once when I locked myself out of the car. Just sucked it up and punched out a window.

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03-29-2006, 08:02 PM	#12
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03-30-2006, 06:33 AM	#19
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Got a nice little sunburn today

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03-30-2006, 08:26 AM	#21
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Damn, they shouldn't make it possible to lock yourself out like that from the balcony side. I know the feeling though. First day I moved into my first house, I locked myself out of it.

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