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selena 03-04-2006 11:21 AM

I need a jockstrap education
 
The munchkin has to wear one when he spars.

I asked his father to take him and deal with it, and that didn't happen.

No surprise there, but that is an aside.

I bought him a dealy at walmart, where it was like underwear with a pouch built in it. The actual cup is hard plastic, and kind of looks like a teardrop.

When I put it in the pouch, I put it so that the fullest curve of it was at the bottom.

He bitched the entire time today about how it was uncomfortable and chafing.

Did I put it in wrong??? I have no freakin' clue. Did I buy the wrong kind? Or are they generally uncomfortable?

jimthefiend 03-04-2006 11:22 AM

Drop by the house this weekend. I'll put one on and walk you through the whole skinny.

selena 03-04-2006 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Drop by the house this weekend. I'll put one on and walk you through the whole skinny.


I was in your town last night, but had the heathens in tow. Had to make a Barnes and Noble run.

Or I would take you up on the offer. :1orglaugh

There are just some things I can't teach him, and this is one of them.

jimthefiend 03-04-2006 11:25 AM

I played football all through HS and some college. My expertise says:
POWDER THAT FUCKER. Make sure its the right size. DO NOT BUY THEM AT WALMART.


Gimme a ring next time youre in the neighborhood, something to discuss with you.

SilentKnight 03-04-2006 11:31 AM

I played both football and rugby throughout HS and college. My best suggestion is tell'em to wear underwear (briefs, not boxers) under the jock strap 'n cup. Helps cut down on the chafing.

candyflip 03-04-2006 11:35 AM

The one you bought him is probably too small.

Looks like your son has been blessed with a large unit :winkwink:

jimthefiend 03-04-2006 11:37 AM

Do not buy those thingys at wally world. Go to a sporting goods store hon.

My freshmen year of high school I had to wear one that came from K-mart.


PAINFUL.

johnnyhey 03-04-2006 11:38 AM

show him something about maxipads instead :)

selena 03-04-2006 03:57 PM

Thanks for the pointers, guys. I'll try tracking down a better one, and toss what we have.

jim, will do hon. Not sure when it will be; my hermit-ass doesn't venture out often. But I'll ring you when I do.


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