HELP ME COME UP WITH A NAME FOR MY NEW RESTURANT! Gambling, Mexican, Liquor..
 

Ok..

Opening another gambling front "deli".. Need a name for it!

This one is gunna be Mexican Themed.. Its a small place, just big enough to make a seprate section for the Poker Machines and slots, have a counter for the bar-food prep area, some barely eatable food, and BEER... Not on Tap but Bottles. Like Corona, Micro Brews, and Bud, Coors, etc..

Now the primary source of income will be from the gambling machines..

Remember its just a front for the gambling. The food sales are not a factor. Most likely ill be selling frozen Burritos I get from Costco, and warm in the Microwave to sell.

So the name needs to let the consumer know there is gambling, yet not too obvious that the state will disallow it.

I was thinking

Deuces Wild Cantina..

Jokers Wild Cantina

The sign would say
"DEUCES WILD"

Below it would say

Cantina and Lotto Games

Maybe a little logo of some poker cards and a beer bottle or something as well in the graphics

call it El Locko Beto

lucky tequila's

How about Pancho Villa's Playhouse ?

I've got a name for a mexican themed club/restaurant. Not sure if it would work for this though.

El Rio Grande

The lucky gringo.

El Coyote

AHHHHHHHHHH!!

CATCHY!!!!

I like that..

Hmmmm.

lucky cantina

Damn... I knew GFY would have some great ones!

Keep em coming!

Pretty damn good!

bonepronres betting and burritos

El Beanos

I like this one too!

IT says gambling and Mexican themed Bar doesnt it?

El Putazo!

LOL..

Catchy.. It will have that "What the fuck is that??" factor to it.

Thats to the point!

Perfecto Winner

The Lucky Chihuahua

El Punetta Cantina

or

Cantina de Punetta

LUC!!!!!!! Where the hell have you been??

Yeah I had some ones like that. Perfecta, Perfecto, and some other track gambling lingo on my list.

el scroto

or

Batista's

The Winners Burrito

what is 241???

Got Rice ? Got Luck Every Time You Roll The Dice?

damn, already doing another one? Did you finalize everything on the first one?

IM feeling this one...

Anyone else??

Or What about my Deuces Wild Cantina??

Look at the edit... it won't allow the enyay

Pedros Burritos

What is Punetta??

Its Pussy isnt it?

Good, but then people will or may expect us to actually have food you can eat.

The food we will serve, I dont think you are gunna want to eat it.

I wouldnt.

beaners ans weiners - weiners is actually "winners" but pronounced with a mexican accent weiners

I was in Vietnam most of the time . it's cool there. alot of hot chicks etc .

Anyway, here in philly, alot of places like yours got raided by the FBI . so becareful . they took all the slot machines and put the store owner in jail for 24 hours . you better have someone fronted it for you .

if you have a Spanish BLack Jack machine you will prob make alot of cash from those Mexies . . we call them Xi` in Vietnamese .

the lucky taco

el espacio negro

The Bean Hopper

All yours if ya want it, just gotta promise me the hook up if I am ever up there.

Hey man, good to hear you are ok..
Missed you around here.

Yeah the poker machines are LEGAL here in oregon.

In fact they are STATE owned.. We get a 30% rev share.

Fucking crazy. The State is in the Gambling and addicition Biz...

And im a master at exploiting the masses.. What a better partner than the STATE of OREGON!

call it

"Free Papers"

Simple, catchy and to the point.

Wrote this one down as well.

Fuck, you guys are smarter than I give ya credit for!

:1orglaugh

Hmmm.. Negros scare people...

The demographic here is 40 something white females and males.

Hey BP
anyone of yours open yet? I'm gonna be in town next month
Love to stop by

BonePro's O Rlmente Resturaunt And Casino

Lets hear it boy toy!!!

YOu want to get Boneproned 4-Life??

Lets hear it!

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