GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   HELP ME COME UP WITH A NAME FOR MY NEW RESTURANT! Gambling, Mexican, Liquor.. (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=579518)

boneprone 02-23-2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
BonePro's O Rlmente Resturaunt And Casino


Haaaaa!!!

I like that! Its catchy!! And strokes my ego!!

But im pretty sure the term "Casino" cant be used.

webair 02-23-2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Simple, catchy and to the point.

Wrote this one down as well.

Fuck, you guys are smarter than I give ya credit for!

:1orglaugh

some of us anyway =)) good luck with new place man i make the best tacos on the planet if you need a good recipe let me know...I expect 2% annual profit if you use TLT - The Lucky Taco :1orglaugh

jonesy 02-23-2006 12:37 PM

dice and beans

boneprone 02-23-2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
All yours if ya want it, just gotta promise me the hook up if I am ever up there.


When you are here, you are family......

cool1 02-23-2006 12:40 PM

gringo's emporium

boneprone 02-23-2006 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair
some of us anyway =)) good luck with new place man i make the best tacos on the planet if you need a good recipe let me know...I expect 2% annual profit if you use TLT - The Lucky Taco :1orglaugh


Is it easy to make?? Can you make it in like a big hot or heater bin and then just scoop it up as needed to make the Taco??

Im only going to make this a 1 employee establishment.

Its gotta be something they can slap together fast..

I was seriously thinking pre-cooked foods, (from costco, or any grocery store) and then just microwaving it and serving with chips and salsa.

cool1 02-23-2006 12:41 PM

gringo's wild deuce emporium

EdgeXXX 02-23-2006 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
What is Punetta??

Its Pussy isnt it?

:1orglaugh No, it doesn't mean pussy

boneprone 02-23-2006 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
:1orglaugh No, it doesn't mean pussy


What does it mean?

devilspost 02-23-2006 12:48 PM

Taco Slots

boneprone 02-23-2006 12:50 PM

Keep em coming...

Im still open!

bastardsquad 02-23-2006 12:51 PM

Los Gatos Locos Cantina (The Crazy Cats Cantina)

your slogan could be :

"Poker in the front - Liquor in the rear"


:thumbsup :banana :1orglaugh :banana :thumbsup

webair 02-23-2006 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Is it easy to make?? Can you make it in like a big hot or heater bin and then just scoop it up as needed to make the Taco??

Im only going to make this a 1 employee establishment.

Its gotta be something they can slap together fast..

I was seriously thinking pre-cooked foods, (from costco, or any grocery store) and then just microwaving it and serving with chips and salsa.

If your business model calls for teh cheap route then by all means cosco is the way =))

I always wanted to open a Mexican restaurant with the like the best most expensive tacos and hot sauces in the world like higher endy tequilas and food...My tacos are not cheap =)

boneprone 02-23-2006 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris
Hey BP
anyone of yours open yet? I'm gonna be in town next month
Love to stop by


Building em... Closing on em..

We got a 60 and a 90 day grace to get things built before we open.

But hit me up..

Lets hang out with the crew when you are up here.

devilspost 02-23-2006 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bastardsquad
Los Gatos Locos Cantina (The Crazy Cats Cantina)

your slogan could be :

"Poker in the front - Liquor in the rear"


:thumbsup :banana :1orglaugh :banana :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

EdgeXXX 02-23-2006 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
What does it mean?

It's kinda hard to translate into English because it's spanish slang (not derived from any other words). For the most part, it describes a chronic masturbator; someone who is constantly whipping it out and jerking off (even in public places) ...

boneprone 02-23-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair
If your business model calls for teh cheap route then by all means cosco is the way =))

I always wanted to open a Mexican restaurant with the like the best most expensive tacos and hot sauces in the world like higher endy tequilas and food...My tacos are not cheap =)

Yeah man..

Im a TGP guy....... Come on, QUALITY is not my Forte!!

Yeah I gotta keep it simple.

this place wont even have a kitchen...



This will be the equilavant of A TGP with Blind links, dialers and exploits.

Im here to fuck the surfer.. Not appease em!

Haa!

webair 02-23-2006 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Yeah man..

Im a TGP guy....... Come on, QUALITY is not my Forte!!

Yeah I gotta keep it simple.

this place wont even have a kitchen...

haha gotcha BP4L bro :thumbsup

boneprone 02-23-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bastardsquad
Los Gatos Locos Cantina (The Crazy Cats Cantina)

your slogan could be :

"Poker in the front - Liquor in the rear"


:thumbsup :banana :1orglaugh :banana :thumbsup

Haaa! Now thats awsome!

I gotta work with this but condense it.

adamneve 02-23-2006 01:01 PM

Los Bandidos Slots

boneprone 02-23-2006 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
It's kinda hard to translate into English because it's spanish slang (not derived from any other words). For the most part, it describes a chronic masturbator; someone who is constantly whipping it out and jerking off (even in public places) ...


Ahhh thats just GREAT.......


:uhoh


FOr a resturant???

Herb Kornfield 02-23-2006 01:05 PM

Red beans and Dice.

I'll share one thats my Rooming house's new name under consideration: 3 hots and a cot

GFX Wiz 02-23-2006 01:06 PM

Toasted Almond Cantina

High Plains Drifter 02-23-2006 01:08 PM

Certain establishments in other parts of the country have gotten a lot of mileage off of marketing as a "Rec Room." This skirts certain issues dealing with casino verbage and provides for branding across sites if you're planning to expand.

EdgeXXX 02-23-2006 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Ahhh thats just GREAT.......


:uhoh


FOr a resturant???


:1orglaugh Alright, fine :disgust , I'll help you come up with a real name. Where will it be located and who (primarily) will it cater to?

Far-L 02-23-2006 01:10 PM

One Armed Burrito

Best Bet Burrito Shop

Lucky Taco

After Shock Media 02-23-2006 01:18 PM

Nacho Luck.

Ok on a serious note, I would however skip frozen burritos and go the nacho route. Still very costco friendly. They have the huge bags of chips and that super large can of nacho cheese sauce, jars of jalepenos etc. Even the stupid little rectangle serving trays.

Nachos are much more carry friendly than burritos are since they can be set down. Since they also have chips that are salty it would mean more drinks sold. Then most importantly even cheap assembly line nacho's taste a hundred times better than frozen burritos.

prairie 02-23-2006 01:19 PM

La Fiesta

boneprone 02-23-2006 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
:1orglaugh Alright, fine :disgust , I'll help you come up with a real name. Where will it be located and who (primarily) will it cater to?


Sherwood Oregon..

Demographic, White males and females 40 somethings..

60k avarage household income.. Or about that.

boneprone 02-23-2006 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L
One Armed Burrito

Best Bet Burrito Shop

Lucky Taco

Ahhh another one for Lucky Taco.......

Im liking it.

boneprone 02-23-2006 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Nacho Luck.

Ok on a serious note, I would however skip frozen burritos and go the nacho route. Still very costco friendly. They have the huge bags of chips and that super large can of nacho cheese sauce, jars of jalepenos etc. Even the stupid little rectangle serving trays.

Nachos are much more carry friendly than burritos are since they can be set down. Since they also have chips that are salty it would mean more drinks sold. Then most importantly even cheap assembly line nacho's taste a hundred times better than frozen burritos.

Ahh very very true.........

After Shock Media 02-23-2006 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Ahh very very true.........

Other reasons.

You will already have chips for the salsa.
You will already need chip containers - dual use for the nachos.
Burritos take 2-3 min in microwave, nachos are just pile on chips then push cheese squirter (20-30 seconds).
Burritos may require freezer space, nachos do not.
Nacho's have more options that are still cheap - chili etc. All usable in the pump machines.
Unit price of nacho's are much less than burritos and have greater markup.
People will actually eat nacho's.

boneprone 02-23-2006 01:36 PM

Ok.. Sold on the Nachos..

What else do we serve though?

Nydahl 02-23-2006 01:37 PM

all mexican bars should be named "tarasco bar "

Nydahl 02-23-2006 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Other reasons.

You will already have chips for the salsa.
You will already need chip containers - dual use for the nachos.
Burritos take 2-3 min in microwave, nachos are just pile on chips then push cheese squirter (20-30 seconds).
Burritos may require freezer space, nachos do not.
Nacho's have more options that are still cheap - chili etc. All usable in the pump machines.
Unit price of nacho's are much less than burritos and have greater markup.
People will actually eat nacho's.

man you seems to be too inteligent - this could affect your sexlife man:pimp

After Shock Media 02-23-2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Ok.. Sold on the Nachos..

What else do we serve though?

Beer, Salsa's, taquito's (again costco), guacamole (costco carries it, frozen area), churro's (needs own heating machine), frozen drinks if you can (some places carry pre mixed packs alcohol included).

Sosa 02-23-2006 01:42 PM

beer and nachos lol. Sounds like our late night runs to the gas shop here after we play some drinking jenga lol.

sweetME 02-23-2006 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair
the lucky taco

I like that...:thumbsup

boneprone 02-23-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Beer, Salsa's, taquito's (again costco), guacamole (costco carries it, frozen area), churro's (needs own heating machine), frozen drinks if you can (some places carry pre mixed packs alcohol included).


Yeah we were lookin at Taquitos also.

Problem is out of the Microwave they are sooo soggy......

We'd have to cook em in the oven, and I guess keep em in some bin to stay warm the rest the day..

boneprone 02-23-2006 06:53 PM

Come on guys.. More input..

Taking all these suggestions seriously.

Brujah 02-23-2006 06:57 PM

Pancho Villa's

Brujah 02-23-2006 07:01 PM

No Tengo

Roper69 02-23-2006 07:21 PM

How about

Pesos and Beer

MexiSlots

xxxdesign-net 02-23-2006 07:39 PM

Pepito's Tacos & Slot machines

After Shock Media 02-23-2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Yeah we were lookin at Taquitos also.

Problem is out of the Microwave they are sooo soggy......

We'd have to cook em in the oven, and I guess keep em in some bin to stay warm the rest the day..

Counter top convection oven (15 min) or deep fryer (3 minutes). Though I would suggest they be cooked via convection oven then maybe kept in a warm bin like suggested as deep fat frying is tedious and messy.

Oh costco also has jalapeno poppers, again cooks well in convection oven.
They also have spicy chicken wings in the frozen section, technically not mexican but eh who care's you were going to do frozen burritos.

triumph 02-23-2006 08:04 PM

C & C

Carnes and Cards

who 02-23-2006 08:06 PM

"Alejandro's Mom's Kitchen"

BrettJ 02-23-2006 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
El Beanos

i think that's Los Beanos...



but i like chips and spicks or spicks and chips better ...

little play off the word chips - for gambling and eatin' ... see how clever and racist i can be at the same time. impressive huh?

who 02-23-2006 08:10 PM

Chips 'n' Chips

KRL 02-23-2006 08:46 PM

Catina Ganador (The Winner's Cafe)

Cafe Gringo Loco (The Crazy White Guys Cafe)

Cafe Apuesta (The Betters Cafe)

Restaurante Jugador (The Gambler's Restaurant)

Cafe Triunfo (The Cafe To Win)


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 04:32 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123