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Donny 02-16-2006 08:30 PM

Corvett OWNED !!!! LOFL!!!!!
 
Earlier today I sent Corvette a text message from Belinda's phone. I knew he wouldn't recognize the number. The message said:

I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!

For reasons that I'll let him explain, he had to worry about that message for almost 5 hours before he could call back.

When he finally called back, I answered. I said, "Belinda's in the hottub, I'll go get her."

He still didn't realize who it was. The volume on the phone was turned up loud enough for me to hear him talking to her:

Corvette:
"Someone sent me a message from this number earlier this afternoon."

Belinda (laughs loudly):
"That was Donny. This is Belinda. He was being a dork."

Corvette:
Oh thank God! (more talking). Let me talk to him.



What he told me was hilarious. I'll let him tell the story.





OWNED!!!!!!!

Spunky 02-16-2006 08:32 PM

You should have strung him along a little longer..make him sweat

baddog 02-16-2006 08:33 PM

Yeah, definitely should have made him sweat a little longer

2HousePlague 02-16-2006 08:34 PM

Nice. Somewhere in the midst of his panic, I would wager, there was a moment when he smiled b r o a d l y -- I did.

Pete-KT 02-16-2006 08:34 PM

should of dragged it longer bro

Niko Bimini 02-16-2006 08:34 PM

OH this is going to be good!!!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xclusive 02-16-2006 08:35 PM

lol thats a good one

fris 02-16-2006 08:35 PM

then him breaking the news to you that she is actually pregnant with his kid doubling owning you would be even funnier :p

Jace 02-16-2006 08:35 PM

that is some funny shit man....great prank idea though

Matt Collins 02-16-2006 08:35 PM

Cruel...just plain cruel...

Matt

Donny 02-16-2006 08:37 PM

When he tells his side of the story you'll see why stringing him on longer would have been just... cruel! Poor guy had to sweat it for 5 hours as is! LOL

EdgeXXX 02-16-2006 08:38 PM

Well, where the hell is he?

WiredGuy 02-16-2006 08:40 PM

General rule of thumb, never play practical jokes on your processors. You never know when the scrub rate will jump :)
WG

seeric 02-16-2006 08:40 PM

hahahahaha. my fuckin friends always mess with me on prank calls. :((((((

Donny 02-16-2006 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
Well, where the hell is he?


That will become clear soon, very soon. LOL

baddog 02-16-2006 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
General rule of thumb, never play practical jokes on your processors. You never know when the scrub rate will jump :)
WG

:1orglaugh

czarina 02-16-2006 08:49 PM

He is with the pregnant one now.

Belinda 02-16-2006 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
then him breaking the news to you that she is actually pregnant with his kid doubling owning you would be even funnier :p


What happens in Vegas is SUPPOSE to stay in Vegas!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I didn't even know what donny was doing till i grabbed my phone AFTER he was done. Poor Corvette. I owe you a few drinks in Phoenix

corvette 02-16-2006 08:57 PM

Yea yea, funny funny?some of you may know that this is not the first time that a joke of this nature has been played on me, please keep them coming

I plugged my phone in to my computer to charge last night and turned the software on so that it would sync with my computer. I guess the software needed to be updated so it did so and rebooted my computer. In the morning I discovered there was an issue with the update and my phone did not work and would not charge through my computer, I was not able to use my phone during the entire day, it was an inch away from being drained.

When I got home, I tried to fix it but right before the phone died, I glanced at one of my text messages from earlier in the day and it was ?I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!?

i drove to the tmobile store, on the freeway at 80+, calling the # as soon as I bought the charger, called donny. When I heard him giggling I calmed down a bit.

I thought that the chances of it being true were very small, but it would keep bouncing around my head until I knew for sure?

Donny 02-16-2006 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette
Yea yea, funny funny?some of you may know that this is not the first time that a joke of this nature has been played on me, please keep them coming

I plugged my phone in to my computer to charge last night and turned the software on so that it would sync with my computer. I guess the software needed to be updated so it did so and rebooted my computer. In the morning I discovered there was an issue with the update and my phone did not work and would not charge through my computer, I was not able to use my phone during the entire day, it was an inch away from being drained.

When I got home, I tried to fix it but right before the phone died, I glanced at one of my text messages from earlier in the day and it was ?I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!?

i drove to the tmobile store, on the freeway at 80+, calling the # as soon as I bought the charger, called donny. When I heard him giggling I calmed down a bit.

I thought that the chances of it being true were very small, but it would keep bouncing around my head until I knew for sure?



For some reason the picture of you doing more than 80mph to get a charger so you can call the number and find out who it was.... that just cracks me the fuck UP! :1orglaugh

Donny 02-16-2006 09:03 PM

And it was really funny hearing you talk to Belinda. "Hello, someone sent me a message from this number earlier this afternoon!" (almost panic in voice...).

Azlord 02-16-2006 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
Earlier today I sent Corvette a text message from Belinda's phone. I knew he wouldn't recognize the number. The message said:

I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!

For reasons that I'll let him explain, he had to worry about that message for almost 5 hours before he could call back.

When he finally called back, I answered. I said, "Belinda's in the hottub, I'll go get her."

He still didn't realize who it was. The volume on the phone was turned up loud enough for me to hear him talking to her:

Corvette:
"Someone sent me a message from this number earlier this afternoon."

Belinda (laughs loudly):
"That was Donny. This is Belinda. He was being a dork."

Corvette:
Oh thank God! (more talking). Let me talk to him.



What he told me was hilarious. I'll let him tell the story.





OWNED!!!!!!!

Whew... now I know who NOT to give my number to ;-)


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