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Donny · 02-16-2006, 08:30 PM

Earlier today I sent Corvette a text message from Belinda's phone. I knew he wouldn't recognize the number. The message said:

I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!

For reasons that I'll let him explain, he had to worry about that message for almost 5 hours before he could call back.

When he finally called back, I answered. I said, "Belinda's in the hottub, I'll go get her."

He still didn't realize who it was. The volume on the phone was turned up loud enough for me to hear him talking to her:

Corvette:
"Someone sent me a message from this number earlier this afternoon."

Belinda (laughs loudly):
"That was Donny. This is Belinda. He was being a dork."

Corvette:
Oh thank God! (more talking). Let me talk to him.

What he told me was hilarious. I'll let him tell the story.

OWNED!!!!!!!

Spunky · 02-16-2006, 08:32 PM

You should have strung him along a little longer..make him sweat

baddog · 02-16-2006, 08:33 PM

Yeah, definitely should have made him sweat a little longer

2HousePlague · 02-16-2006, 08:34 PM

Nice. Somewhere in the midst of his panic, I would wager, there was a moment when he smiled b r o a d l y -- I did.

Pete-KT · 02-16-2006, 08:34 PM

should of dragged it longer bro

Niko Bimini · 02-16-2006, 08:34 PM

OH this is going to be good!!!

xclusive · 02-16-2006, 08:35 PM

lol thats a good one

fris · 02-16-2006, 08:35 PM

then him breaking the news to you that she is actually pregnant with his kid doubling owning you would be even funnier :p

Jace · 02-16-2006, 08:35 PM

that is some funny shit man....great prank idea though

Matt Collins · 02-16-2006, 08:35 PM

Cruel...just plain cruel...

Matt

Donny · 02-16-2006, 08:37 PM

When he tells his side of the story you'll see why stringing him on longer would have been just... cruel! Poor guy had to sweat it for 5 hours as is! LOL

EdgeXXX · 02-16-2006, 08:38 PM

Well, where the hell is he?

WiredGuy · 02-16-2006, 08:40 PM

General rule of thumb, never play practical jokes on your processors. You never know when the scrub rate will jump

WG

seeric · 02-16-2006, 08:40 PM

hahahahaha. my fuckin friends always mess with me on prank calls.

(((((

Donny · 02-16-2006, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Well, where the hell is he?

That will become clear soon, very soon. LOL

baddog · 02-16-2006, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

General rule of thumb, never play practical jokes on your processors. You never know when the scrub rate will jump

WG

czarina · 02-16-2006, 08:49 PM

He is with the pregnant one now.

Belinda · 02-16-2006, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

then him breaking the news to you that she is actually pregnant with his kid doubling owning you would be even funnier :p

What happens in Vegas is SUPPOSE to stay in Vegas!!

I didn't even know what donny was doing till i grabbed my phone AFTER he was done. Poor Corvette. I owe you a few drinks in Phoenix

corvette · 02-16-2006, 08:57 PM

Yea yea, funny funny?some of you may know that this is not the first time that a joke of this nature has been played on me, please keep them coming

I plugged my phone in to my computer to charge last night and turned the software on so that it would sync with my computer. I guess the software needed to be updated so it did so and rebooted my computer. In the morning I discovered there was an issue with the update and my phone did not work and would not charge through my computer, I was not able to use my phone during the entire day, it was an inch away from being drained.

When I got home, I tried to fix it but right before the phone died, I glanced at one of my text messages from earlier in the day and it was ?I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!?

i drove to the tmobile store, on the freeway at 80+, calling the # as soon as I bought the charger, called donny. When I heard him giggling I calmed down a bit.

I thought that the chances of it being true were very small, but it would keep bouncing around my head until I knew for sure?

Donny · 02-16-2006, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette

Yea yea, funny funny?some of you may know that this is not the first time that a joke of this nature has been played on me, please keep them coming

I plugged my phone in to my computer to charge last night and turned the software on so that it would sync with my computer. I guess the software needed to be updated so it did so and rebooted my computer. In the morning I discovered there was an issue with the update and my phone did not work and would not charge through my computer, I was not able to use my phone during the entire day, it was an inch away from being drained.

When I got home, I tried to fix it but right before the phone died, I glanced at one of my text messages from earlier in the day and it was ?I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!?

i drove to the tmobile store, on the freeway at 80+, calling the # as soon as I bought the charger, called donny. When I heard him giggling I calmed down a bit.

I thought that the chances of it being true were very small, but it would keep bouncing around my head until I knew for sure?

For some reason the picture of you doing more than 80mph to get a charger so you can call the number and find out who it was.... that just cracks me the fuck UP!

Donny · 02-16-2006, 09:03 PM

And it was really funny hearing you talk to Belinda. "Hello, someone sent me a message from this number earlier this afternoon!" (almost panic in voice...).

Azlord · 02-16-2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

Earlier today I sent Corvette a text message from Belinda's phone. I knew he wouldn't recognize the number. The message said:

I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!

For reasons that I'll let him explain, he had to worry about that message for almost 5 hours before he could call back.

When he finally called back, I answered. I said, "Belinda's in the hottub, I'll go get her."

He still didn't realize who it was. The volume on the phone was turned up loud enough for me to hear him talking to her:

Corvette:
"Someone sent me a message from this number earlier this afternoon."

Belinda (laughs loudly):
"That was Donny. This is Belinda. He was being a dork."

Corvette:
Oh thank God! (more talking). Let me talk to him.

What he told me was hilarious. I'll let him tell the story.

OWNED!!!!!!!

Whew... now I know who NOT to give my number to ;-)

02-16-2006, 08:30 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Corvett OWNED !!!! LOFL!!!!! Earlier today I sent Corvette a text message from Belinda's phone. I knew he wouldn't recognize the number. The message said: I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS! For reasons that I'll let him explain, he had to worry about that message for almost *5 hours* before he could call back. When he finally called back, I answered. I said, "Belinda's in the hottub, I'll go get her." He still didn't realize who it was. The volume on the phone was turned up loud enough for me to hear him talking to her: Corvette: "Someone sent me a message from this number earlier this afternoon." Belinda (laughs loudly): "That was Donny. This is Belinda. He was being a dork." Corvette: Oh thank God! (more talking). Let me talk to him. What he told me was hilarious. I'll let him tell the story. OWNED!!!!!!!

02-16-2006, 08:32 PM	#2
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02-16-2006, 08:34 PM	#4
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Nice. Somewhere in the midst of his panic, I would wager, there was a moment when he smiled b r o a d l y -- I did. __________________ tada!

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02-16-2006, 08:35 PM	#7
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02-16-2006, 08:33 PM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Yeah, definitely should have made him sweat a little longer

02-16-2006, 08:34 PM	#5
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	should of dragged it longer bro

02-16-2006, 08:35 PM	#8
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02-16-2006, 08:35 PM	#9
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	that is some funny shit man....great prank idea though

02-16-2006, 08:35 PM	#10
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02-16-2006, 08:37 PM	#11
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	When he tells his side of the story you'll see why stringing him on longer would have been just... cruel! Poor guy had to sweat it for 5 hours as is! LOL

02-16-2006, 08:38 PM	#12
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02-16-2006, 08:40 PM	#13
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,505	General rule of thumb, never play practical jokes on your processors. You never know when the scrub rate will jump WG __________________ I play with Google.

02-16-2006, 08:40 PM	#14
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	hahahahaha. my fuckin friends always mess with me on prank calls. (((((

02-16-2006, 08:49 PM	#17
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	He is with the pregnant one now.

02-16-2006, 08:57 PM	#19
corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	Yea yea, funny funny?some of you may know that this is not the first time that a joke of this nature has been played on me, please keep them coming I plugged my phone in to my computer to charge last night and turned the software on so that it would sync with my computer. I guess the software needed to be updated so it did so and rebooted my computer. In the morning I discovered there was an issue with the update and my phone did not work and would not charge through my computer, I was not able to use my phone during the entire day, it was an inch away from being drained. When I got home, I tried to fix it but right before the phone died, I glanced at one of my text messages from earlier in the day and it was ?I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!? i drove to the tmobile store, on the freeway at 80+, calling the # as soon as I bought the charger, called donny. When I heard him giggling I calmed down a bit. I thought that the chances of it being true were very small, but it would keep bouncing around my head until I knew for sure? __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

02-16-2006, 09:03 PM	#21
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	And it was really funny hearing you talk to Belinda. "Hello, someone sent me a message from this number earlier this afternoon!" (almost panic in voice...).