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TheLegacy 01-30-2006 12:30 PM

HomeLand Security Loves Porn
 
The Homeland Security Department?s internal computer network generated 65 million security alerts during a three-month period and 6.5 million of those may be linked to employees accessing pornographic words or materials, according to a report today from DHS inspector general Richard Skinner.

Nearly three-quarters of the automated ?security event messages? and ?detect.misuse.porn? alerts originated from 16 devices on the department?s wide area network, according to the report. However, DHS could not identify the specific workstations that had generated the messages, the inspector general found.

http://www.washingtontechnology.com/...s/27869-1.html

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BoyAlley 01-30-2006 12:31 PM

Hahahaha.

In related news, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a new color-coded threat advisory chart:

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TheLegacy 01-30-2006 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Hahahaha.

In related news, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a new color-coded threat advisory chart:

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LOL :thumbsup

Screaming 01-30-2006 12:36 PM

Now thats funny..

WonderWoman 01-30-2006 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
However, DHS could not identify the specific workstations that had generated the messages, the inspector general found.

Ok... does anyone else not find that odd and sort of scary. If they cant track down what SPECIFIC employees are doing.

I think this explains a lot.

kernelpanic 01-30-2006 12:38 PM

BoyAlley, that is very funny :1orglaugh

TheLegacy 01-30-2006 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MoneyShotMadame
Ok... does anyone else not find that odd and sort of scary. If they cant track down what SPECIFIC employees are doing.

I think this explains a lot.


I had wondered the same thing - I mean these people are suppose to be masters at finding terrorists in our midst and tracking people - but they can't even do a simple trace to find who is surfing porn? christ man - everywhere that I worked had that kind of feature to be able to find if we were talking to competitors etc.

WonderWoman 01-30-2006 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I had wondered the same thing - I mean these people are suppose to be masters at finding terrorists in our midst and tracking people - but they can't even do a simple trace to find who is surfing porn? christ man - everywhere that I worked had that kind of feature to be able to find if we were talking to competitors etc.

Yup.. I worked for companies like that. Like I said.. makes you stop and wonder. They may know but not want to announce who it is since they are probably really high up people there.

reynold 01-31-2006 12:04 AM

Haha! Who does not like porn, anyway?!


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