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  • TheLegacy
    SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
    • Apr 2003
    • 18101
    #1

    HomeLand Security Loves Porn

    The Homeland Security Department?s internal computer network generated 65 million security alerts during a three-month period and 6.5 million of those may be linked to employees accessing pornographic words or materials, according to a report today from DHS inspector general Richard Skinner.

    Nearly three-quarters of the automated ?security event messages? and ?detect.misuse.porn? alerts originated from 16 devices on the department?s wide area network, according to the report. However, DHS could not identify the specific workstations that had generated the messages, the inspector general found.

    http://www.washingtontechnology.com/...s/27869-1.html

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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714
      #2
      Hahahaha.

      In related news, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a new color-coded threat advisory chart:

      Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-30-2006, 10:33 AM.

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        • TheLegacy
          SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
          • Apr 2003
          • 18101
          #3
          Originally posted by BoyAlley
          Hahahaha.

          In related news, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a new color-coded threat advisory chart:


          LOL
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            • Screaming
              I can change this!!!!!
              • Feb 2004
              • 18972
              #4
              Now thats funny..

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                • WonderWoman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 1439
                  #5
                  Originally posted by TheLegacy
                  However, DHS could not identify the specific workstations that had generated the messages, the inspector general found.
                  Ok... does anyone else not find that odd and sort of scary. If they cant track down what SPECIFIC employees are doing.

                  I think this explains a lot.
                  Lubna


                  ICQ: 321946016

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                    • kernelpanic
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 2961
                      #6
                      BoyAlley, that is very funny


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                        • TheLegacy
                          SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 18101
                          #7
                          Originally posted by MoneyShotMadame
                          Ok... does anyone else not find that odd and sort of scary. If they cant track down what SPECIFIC employees are doing.

                          I think this explains a lot.

                          I had wondered the same thing - I mean these people are suppose to be masters at finding terrorists in our midst and tracking people - but they can't even do a simple trace to find who is surfing porn? christ man - everywhere that I worked had that kind of feature to be able to find if we were talking to competitors etc.
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                            • WonderWoman
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 1439
                              #8
                              Originally posted by TheLegacy
                              I had wondered the same thing - I mean these people are suppose to be masters at finding terrorists in our midst and tracking people - but they can't even do a simple trace to find who is surfing porn? christ man - everywhere that I worked had that kind of feature to be able to find if we were talking to competitors etc.
                              Yup.. I worked for companies like that. Like I said.. makes you stop and wonder. They may know but not want to announce who it is since they are probably really high up people there.
                              Lubna


                              ICQ: 321946016

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                                • reynold
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 51271
                                  #9
                                  Haha! Who does not like porn, anyway?!

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