wanna have sex
 

:winkwink: :winkwink: now i have you're attention :1orglaugh
i need some partner, are you intrested ?

www.freewebs.com/slunse/

i slowly begin to take off my pants, while looking over my shoulder at you

i start grrrring like a tiger

i am fierce and hung like walrus

i start walking towards you on all fours like a tiger, but making ee-haw noises like a donkey

i begin to mark my terroritory by urinating all over your moms couch

your mom comes home and freaks out that you have a tiger with a boner in the living room

i smell your moms lunch in her purse so i attack her in search of food

your mom is now knocked unconscious, and we start to get back to making love

Spammer....

i smell fear on you, so i rip off your head and ejaculate on your computer starting an electrical fire

your entire house burns down, and you didn't have fire insurance...

your dad is left with a 400,000 thousand dollar damage bill


i go back to the zoo where i make love to a zebra and have striped tiger cubs

Thanks to sonofsam I already am :thumbsup

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status update:

my cubs are now 3 weeks old, and will be featured in Science weekly next month

I would have gone with BloodNinja's "I beat you with my peg-leg" story.

Lmao what a story!

bloodninja is where i got the idea to fuck with this guy :thumbsup