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  • bianca_vdh
    Registered User
    • Jan 2006
    • 1
    #1

    wanna have sex

    now i have you're attention
    i need some partner, are you intrested ?

    www.freewebs.com/slunse/
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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18647
      #2
      i slowly begin to take off my pants, while looking over my shoulder at you
      I like turtles.

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18647
          #3
          i start grrrring like a tiger

          i am fierce and hung like walrus
          I like turtles.

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            • sonofsam
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 18647
              #4
              i start walking towards you on all fours like a tiger, but making ee-haw noises like a donkey
              I like turtles.

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                • sonofsam
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 18647
                  #5
                  i begin to mark my terroritory by urinating all over your moms couch
                  I like turtles.

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                    • sonofsam
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 18647
                      #6
                      your mom comes home and freaks out that you have a tiger with a boner in the living room
                      I like turtles.

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                        • sonofsam
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18647
                          #7
                          i smell your moms lunch in her purse so i attack her in search of food
                          I like turtles.

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                            • sonofsam
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 18647
                              #8
                              your mom is now knocked unconscious, and we start to get back to making love
                              I like turtles.

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                                • ssp
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 7990
                                  #9
                                  Spammer....

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                                    • sonofsam
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 18647
                                      #10
                                      i smell fear on you, so i rip off your head and ejaculate on your computer starting an electrical fire

                                      your entire house burns down, and you didn't have fire insurance...

                                      your dad is left with a 400,000 thousand dollar damage bill


                                      i go back to the zoo where i make love to a zebra and have striped tiger cubs
                                      I like turtles.

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                                        • mikeyddddd
                                          Viva la vulva!
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 16557
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by bianca_vdh
                                          wanna have sex
                                          Thanks to sonofsam I already am

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                                            • Manowar
                                              jellyfish  
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                              i slowly begin to take off my pants, while looking over my shoulder at you

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                                                • Nicky
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 30071
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                  i smell fear on you, so i rip off your head and ejaculate on your computer starting an electrical fire

                                                  your entire house burns down, and you didn't have fire insurance...

                                                  your dad is left with a 400,000 thousand dollar damage bill


                                                  i go back to the zoo where i make love to a zebra and have striped tiger cubs

                                                  gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                    • Jarmusch
                                                       
                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 12479
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by bianca_vdh
                                                      now i have you're attention
                                                      i need some partner, are you intrested ?

                                                      www.freewebs.com/slunse/

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                                                        • sonofsam
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 18647
                                                          #15
                                                          status update:

                                                          my cubs are now 3 weeks old, and will be featured in Science weekly next month
                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                            • psili
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 5526
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                              status update:

                                                              my cubs are now 3 weeks old, and will be featured in Science weekly next month
                                                              I would have gone with BloodNinja's "I beat you with my peg-leg" story.
                                                              Your post count means nothing.

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                                                                • Abithefiend
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 756
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Lmao what a story!

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                                                                    • sonofsam
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 18647
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by psili
                                                                      I would have gone with BloodNinja's "I beat you with my peg-leg" story.
                                                                      bloodninja is where i got the idea to fuck with this guy
                                                                      I like turtles.

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