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Fucking fleshlight showed up today!
Forked out $57.90 for a fucking "pink; lady; wonder wave" fleshlight from fleshlight.com
Today I went out to feed the hogs (no joke, I'm a freaking country boy) and found a chewed up fleshlight on my porch. The whole fucking thing was mangled. I guess fedex had no fucking brains so they dropped it on my porch next to the dog and drove away. Didn't even get to use the fucking thing! :mad: I haven't decided if I'm going to waste my money and order another or not. |
I wonder if your dog enjoyed it
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Hopefully doggy got in a stroke or two
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She's an English Mastive, she'd had to have used her tongue!
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pics????????????
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post pics, I'm sure juicy will hook you up with a free replacement if your story is legit...
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thats a pretty fucked up story man :1orglaugh
did the dog enjoy it? |
This is a true story. John called me on my cell phone all pissed off. I couldn't help laughing but he didn't find it funny at all.
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LOL. They have a return policy no questions asked.
Check out http://www.fleshlight.com/main/order_info.php from which I quote: Quote:
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How rude of me to make such a post without pics!
I'll have to take some tomorrow in the daylight, I managed to find the base and the chewed up box. She didn't mess with the plastic enclosure, but she really fucked up the insert. I'll post some pics of the Puppy too, she's only 5 months old... 100lbs or so. |
if only fleshlights will from the sky.
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John email me [email protected] send me the order ID if you got it ill take care of it.
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I can also attest to the fact that his dog is huge. :)
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Cool... You the man! :thumbsup |
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I did a little investigating on the John Hughes Ranch today to try and figure out who or what chewed up my Pink Lady Fleshlight Insert!
I started gathering evidence from the location where I believe the crime took place.. http://www.dirty4free.com/JohnHughes/fleshlightaaa.JPG Here is my prime suspect! Juliet the 6 month old English Mastive! She even looks guilty... She was questioned, but denied any contact with the box. http://www.dirty4free.com/JohnHughes/fleshlight111.JPG She just looked the other way.... http://www.dirty4free.com/JohnHughes/fleshlight222.JPG I put the remaining evidence on the table.... http://www.dirty4free.com/JohnHughes/fleshlight333.JPG But she was sticking with her innocence..... http://www.dirty4free.com/JohnHughes/fleshlight444.JPG So I questioned the EMU...... http://www.dirty4free.com/JohnHughes/fleshlight555.JPG and he said "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!" http://www.dirty4free.com/JohnHughes/fleshlight666.JPG But then he figured it out and started humping the box with his neck! Needless to say, I think he's innocent..... http://www.dirty4free.com/JohnHughes/fleshlight777.JPG Juliet finally confessed! GUILTY! http://www.dirty4free.com/JohnHughes/fleshlight888.JPG THE END! |
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Love the pics :thumbsup |
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Great post .. reads like one of those mystery novels .... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh JUICY, he deserves 2 fleshlights for this post :thumbsup |
yea great thread!
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John where the heck are ya? looks like you are up in central california somewhere.
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Hahahaha nice pics.. Cute suspect by the way. :thumbsup
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lolllllllllllllll John!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got your email bro
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with birds and hogs, who needs a fleshlight.....
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I can't get'em to hold still.... What's your secret? |
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lol at the fleshlight and wtf is that birl a emu?
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give it a try.... "and a country boy can survive" |
OMFG, this thread is hilarious!!
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That's an interesting dog toy.
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IT WORKED!!! :thumbsup |
John sending you another one bro
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btw can i get 2257 docs on the Emu?lololol
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I can MAKE THAT HAPPEN! :1orglaugh |
post ur videos lol
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love the pics and the fleshlight story, i almost cried...
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lol... that sucks!
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This thread needs a major bump...
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Ok now this was a funny post! Melissa
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.......... we are eating emu for dinner :pimp :pimp
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