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Phoenix 01-13-2006 08:18 AM

The Janitor in this building vandalized my car.
 
Im shaking mad right now..lol


He did it two days ago and i had no proof...but he was dumb enough to be o ut front with his buddy and laughing at me when i pulled in the lot today.

He even made a baseball/cricket like swing for me before he got in the elevator.

i followed him in and he couldnt get the shit eating grin off of his face.
I told him i knew it was h im and he just laughed and laughed.


I got so mad i even tried to bait him into swinging at me, but he never took the bait.

people who do this kind of shit really piss me off, id respect him if he confronted me face to face and let me know he had a problem with me.
Fuck even if he took a swing at me id welcome it.

lowest people in the world vandalize someones car

However taking a

who 01-13-2006 08:19 AM

The janitor? Of what? And what did he do exactly? And why?

I am sure we can come up with a way to get back at him....

ssp 01-13-2006 08:21 AM

Why are you posting this on GFY instead of talking to the building management about this? I'm sure they have video cameras in the garage don't they?

Mr Dickovitch 01-13-2006 08:21 AM

If he's the janitor then just take a huge shit on the bathroom floor and you can smile knowing he's the one that has to clean it up.
:1orglaugh

Sam Granger 01-13-2006 08:21 AM

Chop his nuts off...

HorseShit 01-13-2006 08:22 AM

take appropriate action

DutchTeenCash 01-13-2006 08:22 AM

file a report and make sure youll get even

sonofsam 01-13-2006 08:23 AM

there are some things you don't fuck with

a mans family or his car

Phoenix 01-13-2006 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Why are you posting this on GFY instead of talking to the building management about this? I'm sure they have video cameras in the garage don't they?

no cameras and i already spoke with management...they can do nothing..he is tenured in with the owners of this building. however we are calling the owners of the building.

im mostly venting here..so i dont go nuts and get charged with assault

wallst 01-13-2006 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
If he's the janitor then just take a huge shit on the bathroom floor and you can smile knowing he's the one that has to clean it up.
:1orglaugh

http://www.thoughtworm.com/Images/janitor.jpg

Phoenix 01-13-2006 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
If he's the janitor then just take a huge shit on the bathroom floor and you can smile knowing he's the one that has to clean it up.
:1orglaugh


there are a couple in here...and the other one is a sweet girl...who deserves no wrong...so whatever i find to do will have to be directed solel at him


i probably need to wait 3months or so on it

sfera 01-13-2006 08:25 AM

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:thumbsup

who 01-13-2006 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
If he's the janitor then just take a huge shit on the bathroom floor and you can smile knowing he's the one that has to clean it up.
:1orglaugh

This could be the best solution.

But don't limit yourself to the floor. :thumbsup

Phoenix 01-13-2006 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
there are some things you don't fuck with

a mans family or his car


i knew you would understand this

dont ever fuck with a mans family or his car.

it is lower then low

xclusive 01-13-2006 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
If he's the janitor then just take a huge shit on the bathroom floor and you can smile knowing he's the one that has to clean it up.
:1orglaugh

brilliant move lol

cool1 01-13-2006 08:33 AM

An eye for an eye in this case maybe.
Thats what I would do, I would fuck his wheels up worse than he did mine.
slash 4 tires key all sides of the car, sugar in the gas tank, metal shavings in his oil and tranny if I could get access under his hood, maybe even put a little hole in his oil pan or tranny pan. anything that will cost him much money to fix..
its either that or I would just move.

who 01-13-2006 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1
metal shavings in his oil and tranny if I could get access

Don't fuck with a man's tranny!!! :1orglaugh

arg 01-13-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
there are a couple in here...and the other one is a sweet girl...who deserves no wrong...so whatever i find to do will have to be directed solel at him

i probably need to wait 3months or so on it

Ask the nice one when her next vacation is.

Forget just taking a dump on the floor, you need to go all-out ******* on the place! Taco Bell the night before, lots of Taco Bell. :xomunch

Phoenix 01-13-2006 08:42 AM

the thing that sucks...that really irks me..is there is fuck all i can do.

i mean if i get him fired..he will do it again.

i go and put my foot through his head...i get in trouble with the police

if i dont play poker tonight...it will be a damn good workout at the gym..lol

GTS Mark 01-13-2006 08:49 AM

So how badly beaten up is your bike? Are there any spokes missing? ;)

Sorry to hear that Brad, feed him your fist!

DH

WarChild 01-13-2006 08:51 AM

Maybe you could try making a pouty face at him.

who 01-13-2006 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
the thing that sucks...that really irks me..is there is fuck all i can do.

i mean if i get him fired..he will do it again.

i go and put my foot through his head...i get in trouble with the police

if i dont play poker tonight...it will be a damn good workout at the gym..lol

Have you tried to confront him? What's the reason he's doing this anyway?

georgeyw 01-13-2006 08:53 AM

what exactly did he do to your car and what is his problem with you? Did you have a run in at some stage?

Manowar 01-13-2006 08:56 AM

dont EVER fuck with a dudes car, kill him man

DEA - banned for life 01-13-2006 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
the thing that sucks...that really irks me..is there is fuck all i can do.

i mean if i get him fired..he will do it again.

i go and put my foot through his head...i get in trouble with the police

if i dont play poker tonight...it will be a damn good workout at the gym..lol

what did he do to your car? got pics?
Follow his ass home one day and find out where he lives..then take a few pics of his wife..his kids ..finally go knock on his front door..ask him politley to fix the damage he did ..then hand him the pics and say "you have no idea who your really fucing with :pimp "

DEA - banned for life 01-13-2006 08:59 AM

or sned a letter adreesed to his wife saying your some flooozy who lives in the buiilding he works in and hes been cheating on her with you...that will keep him opccupied for a few months

Donny 01-13-2006 09:05 AM

Okay, how about this one:

Forget the macho bullshit. That's the reaction he wants and gets off on. How about asking him in a really calm voice why he did it and what his problem is with you. Tell him how the money you had to spend on repairs for the damage he did was supposed to be spent buying your kid a birthday present, so it's really important that you can explain to your son why he didn't get what he wanted for his birthday. Do it with a straight face, not a whiney voice. Just a man to man talk with no attitude. Tell him if you did anything to offend him you're sorry and wish he'd have talked to you before ruining your son's birthday.


(or something similar)

LexiLexxx 01-13-2006 09:07 AM

What did he do to the car?

If you have a plan to get him back, you will have to wait until you move and have a lil time goes by, don't give anyone the new addy!

Seem like the only thing you can do, mess to much with him now, your looking at a battle, cops and more messed up cars or worse. Time to spy then attack, later down the road.

OMG, did I just type this...lol

LexiLexxx 01-13-2006 09:12 AM

I know why I typed that, to many guy type movies, I have been watching.

I like Donny's idea, go to him and keep asking "Why did you do it?" keep doing it everyday, freak his ass out, scare him and make him think your a freaking killer.

Or move out!

georgeyw 01-13-2006 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
Okay, how about this one:

Forget the macho bullshit. That's the reaction he wants and gets off on. How about asking him in a really calm voice why he did it and what his problem is with you. Tell him how the money you had to spend on repairs for the damage he did was supposed to be spent buying your kid a birthday present, so it's really important that you can explain to your son why he didn't get what he wanted for his birthday. Do it with a straight face, not a whiney voice. Just a man to man talk with no attitude. Tell him if you did anything to offend him you're sorry and wish he'd have talked to you before ruining your son's birthday.


(or something similar)

Now that is REALLY good advice :thumbsup

But ffs - tell us what he did to your car? Smashed in the 1/4 panels, windows what exactly?

arg 01-13-2006 09:21 AM

Donny's is the mature, reasonable approach, with the likeliest probability for avoiding further conflict. But where's the fun in that? ******* the restroom, and post the pics!!

Phoenix 01-13-2006 09:27 AM

the janitor just called the police on me

his offiical complaint was that he thought i would beat him up after work.

what a world of shit this is...working from home was way better

Makingcoin 01-13-2006 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
the janitor just called the police on me

his offiical complaint was that he thought i would beat him up after work.

what a world of shit this is...working from home was way better

What a crock of shit. Did you explain yourself to the police and what did they say?

MattO 01-13-2006 09:36 AM

Take his picture and post it on gay dating sites.

Phoenix 01-13-2006 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin
What a crock of shit. Did you explain yourself to the police and what did they say?


yeah the cops official take on him was that he was a weird guy.

and he mentioned that several things he said didnt add up to him being the victim...there was a robbery in this building last night...so i told the cop he lives here....and that this building isnt zoned for residential.

the cop left laughing about the whole thing, i explained to him everything and he said that he felt i was right and he did do the damage to my car..but he probably knows where the security cameras are.

there are none..i hope they investigate him for the robbery

Phoenix 01-13-2006 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
Okay, how about this one:

Forget the macho bullshit. That's the reaction he wants and gets off on. How about asking him in a really calm voice why he did it and what his problem is with you. Tell him how the money you had to spend on repairs for the damage he did was supposed to be spent buying your kid a birthday present, so it's really important that you can explain to your son why he didn't get what he wanted for his birthday. Do it with a straight face, not a whiney voice. Just a man to man talk with no attitude. Tell him if you did anything to offend him you're sorry and wish he'd have talked to you before ruining your son's birthday.


(or something similar)


that would be good...if i had thought of it at the time...he might know i have no kids but i could have come up with somethign similar

this guys is a moron though...reason usually doesnt work with these types.

i just have to make sure i dont get jailed over this..lol

Phoenix 01-13-2006 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw
what exactly did he do to your car and what is his problem with you? Did you have a run in at some stage?


yes he has tried to fuck with me many times.

even tried to get me into a fight a few times.

he smashed my left bumper..it has a big ass mark on it..and now the bumper sticks out about 1.5 cms...there is also a big ass key mark down the side of the car as well

beemk 01-13-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
If he's the janitor then just take a huge shit on the bathroom floor and you can smile knowing he's the one that has to clean it up.
:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

rip raster 01-13-2006 09:48 AM

dude call his wife/girfreind and say that your name is pedro and you have just been diagnosed with the herpes and you are just calling to let all your sex partners know so that they can be tested

Phoenix 01-13-2006 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rip raster
dude call his wife/girfreind and say that your name is pedro and you have just been diagnosed with the herpes and you are just calling to let all your sex partners know so that they can be tested


id normally feel sorry for this guy...and if he hadnt fucked my car i wouldlet all the other stuff go.


he has no girl...he has no life..he lives in this office building...although not for much longer.

he is an idiot...i suspect he will fuck withmy car yet again

bringer 01-13-2006 09:50 AM

kick in your door and then put some of your stuff in the room he sleeps in. the cops will take him away for you

georgeyw 01-13-2006 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
yes he has tried to fuck with me many times.

even tried to get me into a fight a few times.

he smashed my left bumper..it has a big ass mark on it..and now the bumper sticks out about 1.5 cms...there is also a big ass key mark down the side of the car as well

That's fucked up! Move - it's only going to get worse. If the police bust him for anything, you know he's just going to blame you and take it out on you and/or your car.

Phoenix 01-13-2006 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw
That's fucked up! Move - it's only going to get worse. If the police bust him for anything, you know he's just going to blame you and take it out on you and/or your car.


i know...that is exactly how someone like that operates

i really really despise him

JFK 01-13-2006 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
there are a couple in here...and the other one is a sweet girl...who deserves no wrong...so whatever i find to do will have to be directed solel at him


i probably need to wait 3months or so on it

revenge is best served COLD :2 cents:

DEA - banned for life 01-13-2006 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
revenge is best served COLD :2 cents:

Mos Def. :thumbsup Let things cool down for a few months then put whatever plan you have into work, by then he will think its his newest arch enemy , With people like that your not the first and wont be the last person that wants to hand him his scrotum on a butter dish :2 cents:

Orsm 01-13-2006 11:00 AM

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Phoenix 01-13-2006 01:11 PM

he is still pissing me off

i wish i could just turn the other cheek

wdsguy 01-13-2006 01:14 PM

Grab paul and the other paul along with Mario and go do a gangland beatdown on his ass.

Phoenix 01-13-2006 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
Grab paul and the other paul along with Mario and go do a gangland beatdown on his ass.


it would just get everyone in trouble or else i would have just beat his ass this morning


it is just one of those frustrating things

i can always wait a few months...and then we shall see

american pervert 01-13-2006 02:06 PM

revenge is a dish best served cold ;-)))


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