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Phoenix 01-13-2006 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by american perv
revenge is a dish best served cold ;-)))

50 Janitors fucking my car up :(


yes but since he reprted me to the police...as he is a chicken shit bastard...i mightnot to serve it myself :(

jawanda 01-13-2006 02:31 PM

K dude, you still haven't told us why he hates you in particular?

-p

Donny 01-13-2006 02:35 PM

Sounds like he needs a friend. He's trying very hard to get attention. As I said before, perhaps try talking to him. Make a friend out of him and you can bet nobody will fuck with your car again 'cause he'll be guarding it for you.

Matt 26z 01-13-2006 02:36 PM

Put some nice electronics in the garbage where you know he'll find them when emptying them. The next morning report them stolen to the police and say you think you know who did it. Hopefully when they open the door to question him, this stuff will be sitting out in the open. His defense of "I found it in the garbage." will sound ridiculous. He'll get fired.

bringer 01-13-2006 02:39 PM

set the building on fire! just make sure you grab your swingline stapler first

Phoenix 01-13-2006 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawanda
K dude, you still haven't told us why he hates you in particular?

-p


he has confronted me many times int he past months

it started with making me move my car...which i did...when i asked him about why i had to move it he took offense....and told he was revoking my parking priveleges.it went from there

Phoenix 01-13-2006 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer
set the building on fire! just make sure you grab your swingline stapler first


i got a red swingline stapler

pornguy 01-13-2006 02:40 PM

Hell dude, Go all out, and have a taco bell party the night before for a few friends, and then you all go over, and shit all over the place.

Mr. Mojo Risin 01-13-2006 02:44 PM

I think a janitor stole 9k worth of shit out of my car a few years ago. I couldn't prove it though :( Then they put in cameras after the incident.

Thurbs 01-13-2006 02:56 PM

its time to blanket party this guy phoenix ... u get the van, I'll round up the posse and the broomsticks, lil anonymous stompin always does the trick with vandals :)

J-$ 01-13-2006 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z
Put some nice electronics in the garbage where you know he'll find them when emptying them. The next morning report them stolen to the police and say you think you know who did it. Hopefully when they open the door to question him, this stuff will be sitting out in the open. His defense of "I found it in the garbage." will sound ridiculous. He'll get fired.

Definitely a brilliant plan. That or the good ol' conservative way : pay someone to fuck the guy up, or his car, and make sure you get a good alibi. I can't stress enough how paying someone else to do your dirty work is efficient in court. And yes, revenge is indeed a dish best served cold, although make sure you do it later on as you will be tempted to move on.

Doctor Dre 01-13-2006 03:12 PM

This just fucking sucks ... Good luck with your problem... kick his ass

Gabriel 01-13-2006 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Orsm


:1orglaugh


I'd do what something along the lines of Donnys advice, if he isn't man enough to do it that way learn his routine and make eye contact with him in the store, bar, laundromat, everywhere he goes. He will drive himself nuts.

Ramos 01-13-2006 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
it will be a damn good workout at the gym..lol

Now, you know damn well your playing poker :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Phoenix 01-13-2006 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Now, you know damn well your playing poker :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


hehe yeah..im leaving to go play soon


fuck..this guy pissed me off though...best to foget about it..as i dont need to getinto trouble...but man..am i ever pissed

Lev 01-13-2006 03:37 PM

janitors are losers and nobody's, tell the management to fire him, let him and his family starve

sickkittens 01-13-2006 04:19 PM

That's what you get for banging his wife.

Bluewire Ross 01-13-2006 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
If he's the janitor then just take a huge shit on the bathroom floor and you can smile knowing he's the one that has to clean it up.
:1orglaugh

what an idea! :repuke :BangBang: :ak47:

Platinumpimp 01-13-2006 05:11 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt 26z
Put some nice electronics in the garbage where you know he'll find them when emptying them. The next morning report them stolen to the police and say you think you know who did it. Hopefully when they open the door to question him, this stuff will be sitting out in the open. His defense of "I found it in the garbage." will sound ridiculous. He'll get fired.

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Definately NOT brilliant. This guy has nothing to lose. He might hunt you down. I am sure phoenix has more to lose than a broke ass janitor with no life.

KingK7 01-13-2006 05:25 PM

Considering he is the janitor, I'd say you won in life.

escorpio 01-13-2006 05:43 PM

He's one of those guys you have to punch the fuck out simply because the little game playing punk thinks it's not gonna happen. He needs it to happen. He'll be a better person afterward. Just try to make sure there are as few witnesses as possible and get a good lawyer.

Biggy 01-13-2006 05:45 PM

I was in a somewhat similar situation. Some people because of their own inadequacies with themselves, find pleasure out of bringing pain onto others. There's nothing you can do except go on living well...

A bitch of a school bus driver (you know, the stereotypical bus driver from South Park) reported my license plate because I flicked her off after she went road rage psycho on me without any kids around and for no reason. I got a ticket in the mail, had to hire a lawyer, show up in court, etc (the ticket was serious, 5 points plus up to 15 days in jail). I was completely in the right, no police officer around, but because of the way the legal system works, it was a he-said she-said situation. The bitch showed up to court, and waited 3 hours just to make sure she could fuck me any way she could.

I know how it feels to want nothing more to get back at them, but sometimes the best solution is to let it go and not let it bother you.

bliket 01-13-2006 07:15 PM

I would plant a bomb in his car and set it to go off in 3 months in the armed mode, once its in the armed mode it would wait until the ignition is engaged, once it is, boom. I would move away from Canada 3 days after I planted the bomb so it wouldn't be exactly 3 months (If crime scene investigators go deep into that stuff). Make sure you get rid of ALL bomb making stuff.

Or just like shoot him with a silenced 9 mm and wrap up his body and find a local crematory (or make your own fire in the desert) and burn the shit out of his corpse. I am sure you can pay off your local crematory to do it for you (last time I did something like this it only costed me $500)...

JK I didn't kill anyone. And you, don't kill him... Just like try some hostel shit on him (oh yeah, if you have time, watch hostel today if you haven't seen it, it'll give you some ideas :D)

Spunky 01-13-2006 08:38 PM

Fuck that shit..kick his ass..lay down the beats


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