Canada V.S. Australia!
 

It looks like we have 2 premo matchups in the works.

Sleazydream V.S. Aussie Rebel

and

Hungryman V.S. Tennis Ace

I think we should fly our boys over to australia for the big fight. However we might have to put them at other sides of the plane. They are big boys!

I definetely think Hungry and Sleazy have the weight advantage but I think Aussie Rebel just looks a little crazy and would go hamster style if he was pushed. Tennis Ace doesn't look all that tough, maybe watch out for flying tennis raquests.

So what do you guys think? Maybe we should fly over Spacedog as well and he can referee?

DH:glugglug

canadians own, we all know who'd win

Hmm.. My money's on the Aussie Rebel,,,,
as far as Tennis Ass goes... He's from New Zealand.. not Australia..

But I'd put my money on HungryMan...

Sure.. I'll referee :thumbsup

Gotta admit I am biased though.. Aussie & Hungryman win.. game over!

You guys are wound too tight. I suggest sex and alcohol, in large amounts. Although not with each other. That would be gross.

God help us if Canucks cross breed with Aussies! :winkwink:

Hmmm, a crazy ex felon from the Outback who enjoys getting prison tattoos for fun -vs- two computer geeks from Canada.

uhm, my money is on the Australian.

cousin rebel will win for sure

aHHHH we canadians are huge guys who play hard hockey ya just cant compare look at me 6/4 225 pounds :321GFY

Canada rulezzz!

Australia by a landslide v.s. canada

But Hungryman would kick tennisace's ass anyday

no offence but you're a little guy. Canadians are huge. I'm 6'3 and small compared to the the guys I hang out with.
And I grew up in the north, northern bars make a hells angels hideouts look like a phrat party. Guys covered in tatooes are usually just big windbags anyway, trying to scare people by lookin ugly. The bar maids usually throw them out without even calling the bouncers up here just cause they look soo much like fruitcakes.

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and moose cock pops into his mind. "OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?" The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

you gota steam it though, with a little ketchup.

There are tough people in all countires as well as sissy's. You can't break down who is going to win a fight based on their country.

Also, it is not always the big guy who wins a fight. Weight is good if you are fighting in a very tight place, or manage to bring the fight to the ground. However with some room, the smaller person can move around faster, and punch quicker. It does not take many hits to knock down someone so being able to get the first hit, often means you can quickly get the second and third hit.

Hey forget what I said. The Canadian guys would kick ASS :thumbsup

"I'm 6'3 and small compared to the the guys I hang out with. "

you date Chicago Bulls players?

lol. in university one of my buddies, his nickname was chunk, went to the all you can eat pizza hut night and 2 hours later they asked him to leave. That's not outragious until you see him, he's not fat, 6,10 and just huge.

Cmon now.

You ever been to France? Those guys are all bitches.

Ive never met a Canadian who scared me.

Canadian women on the other hand...

damn, i wouldn't like to be in the same elevator with chunk :Graucho

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight . . .
It's the size of the fight in the dog."

Need I remind you that Australia started out as a fucking penal colony.

They are all descendents of muderers, rapists, and psychopaths.

My money is still on the Australians.

Canadians are just so... so... blah. No culture, bad food, shitty music, ugly women. They compensate for their lack of souls with an overzealous patriotism that would make an Israeli vomit.

The fucking land of bland.

http://www.detroithardcore.com/canada.gif

Canadians are pussies... Australians don't need to fight anyway. We've already won and our reward is the privilege of living in paradise.

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Hey....no need to fight.

Us Aussies are as ashamed of Tennis Ace, as you Canadians are of Sleazy.

Lets just put Tennis Ace and Sleazy on a lil island somewhere and they can live happily ever after!!

:Graucho

Did you hear why he was in prison? He took an axe to two guys that were trying to rob him. An axe! A baseball bat or a gun is one thing, (the weapons of cowards), but cleaving someone with an axe...that takes someone that's a little hardcore.

My money would have to go on the axe-throwing Aussie Rebel.

Give me a fucking break .... TennisAsshole is nothing more than a 17 year old little Herpie !!
(just when you think he has gone away ... he's back again) :1orglaugh

weapons are for panzies

The WISEST thing said in this entire thread !! :thumbsup

The reality of the matter is .... Koala Man and I will be too busy drinking to even bother showing up for the fights .... and we'll both still win anyways !!! :1orglaugh

lol

bullshit.. is that true aussie? i've said before he looks like a hard cunt.. but anyone that can use the word cleave to describe what they've done to another human is someone to tiptoe around :).. fuuuck...

wildman why should we be ashamed of tennisace???? he's a NEWZEALANDER..

Ill take Australia a billion times over Canada

He said it before a long time ago in a previous thread, so I assumed he wouldn't care if I mentioned it again. He took an axe to the fuckers alright.

Pretty sad when you're just trying to defend your home and property from thieves and you end up in jail for it.

i put my moneyz on Canada, the homeland of Hungryman!

Yes it's true bhutocracy, I bashed 2 burgulars with an axe I and I got 8 years for it :(

And there's the true price of living in paradise.. Fucked up laws.

These days, if you're a victim of a home invasion, the only way to stop YOURSELF getting put in jail, is if you offer the wankers a cup of coffee while they rape your wife and kill your dogs.

Fucken ludicrous.

Jason.

I have to vote for the aussies, Cuz their accents "gives me warm shivers up my spine" :winkwink:

My money would be on the Aussie's - have you even seen Aussie Rules Football? It makes rugby look as tame American Football... :Graucho

blunt or pointy end???.. mate i got burgled on christmas night.. they fucking took everything.. i'd do the exact same.... probably blunt end though.. couldn't be fucked cleaning up the blood.. :).. hey.. given you know theres a fair chance you could get done up for killing intruders (and you can get away with it, it just depends on how endangered your life was) whats to stop you dumping the bodies out at sea? or in your backyard? who's going to know?

i don't think i'd kill an intruder though.. not really something i'd want to live with... but i'd sure love to beat em :)

dumbass thing to do. Sounds like the Judge figgured you were in no danger and it was Unreasonable force. I doubt it was a bad judge too as 8 years is a long time to file an appeal.
Kinda reeks of cowardness actually. From what's been said so far you were afraid enough of them to need a weapon, yet in court they obviousy were shown to be phycally inferrior to you to the extent where 2 on one wasn't even a conern.

yeah.. like thats the sort of shit you can tell in the dark, and you'd have to be retarded to greet 2 potentially well armed burglars with nothing but bare fists.... heheh like you'd get your ass out of bed at 2am to investigate a noise with open palms ready to bitchslap.

If I were Aussie Rebels shoes, I would of put a nine mm to his head and parted his hair right down the middle. When someone enters my home uninvited they will be greeted by the nine mm if the rotties dont eat them first. Its stupid people judge what they might of done,, you know good and well you will defend yourself and/or your family, and if you dont, Well then, your a damn pussy!

It was the pointy end
Put'em thru a meat mincer and feed the mince meat to the pigs
:thumbsup

"I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig.""

Where is Canaustralia?

Hockey is for pussies

Aussie Rules:glugglug

Do you know what NEMESIS means...??? hehehehehe SNATCH
Fucking AWESOME MOVIE, watched it so many times I know all the dialogs!

Btw. It's like curry to a pisshead.....<-- referring to drunk Brits
when the pubs close at 23.00 they go to indian restaurants
because they can sell beer along with food! hehehehe

Bricktop, Turkish, Bullet Tooth Tony, BadBoy, Vinnie, Sol, Bobby,
Boris the Blade, Handsome George, Madfist Willy, The Gun, All the pikeys, Franky fucking 4 fingers, Cousing Avi, Doug the Head, Charly, Errol, Tyrone and others that I forgot to mention!!! Guy Ritchy
offcourse......All True Fucking Heroes!!!

DynaMite :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Im an aussie.. i KNOW what a pisshead is :) i copy and pasted it :)

Snatch rocked pretty damn hard!.. awesome flick.. they've got the fucking coolest names for the characters too... - it's gorgeous george!

One day I hope to see your bullet-riddled corpse being eaten by a feral poop-flinging monkey on "The View".

ha ha ha
DOWNUNDER

it's gorgeous george! <--- 100% right :)

DynaMite

Aussies fucking kick ass :D