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DWB 12-23-2005 07:10 AM

I just banged a deaf / mute Thai whore (3rd try)
 
And it ranks up in my top 5 sexual experiences EVER!!! Simply amazing once I got past the weird noises she was making. She was sexy... 20 years old, full C cup tits, nice ass and a beautiful classic Thai face.

I passed her on the street and she was holding a sign that said "I can fuck 1 hour - 500B" so I used my fingers to communicate and told her 400B and we were off. 400B is $10 USD.

I nailed a set of deaf twins in Cuba a few years ago and it is THE #1 sexual experience I have ever had. So out of the top 3, 2 of them were with deaf girls.... I think I'm onto something huge here.

DWB 12-23-2005 07:14 AM

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KingK7 12-23-2005 07:15 AM

Hahaha you are disturbed man...

dissipate 12-23-2005 07:16 AM

You sir, are a fucked up individual.

sonofsam 12-23-2005 07:16 AM

dude......... wtf

:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-23-2005 07:22 AM

Okay DWB, I may not be quite as twisted as you (I'm not into the trannies), however I also banged a deaf Asian girl once. It was so friggin' surreal - she had a killer body...magnificent tits and the whole package, PLUS she was a total wild woman when it came to sex (that chick could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch).

So I banged away on her for nearly an hour as her mom waited in the next room, thinking we were just doing some portfolio shots.

I know I could have kept dicking that girl for another year if she didn't blab later (in sign language) to her mom that we had fucked like two monkey's in heat.

Thank goodness, no repurcussions about that, since it was all consensual (and I had it all on videotape), but damn, to this day, whenever I hear a girl go "huh?", I get excited...

Thanks for sharing,

ADG Webmaster

candyflip 12-23-2005 07:23 AM

I used to date someone who lived on a floor that had a bunch of deaf kids.

The noises you'd hear during sex always freaked me out.

KingK7 12-23-2005 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip
I used to date someone who lived on a floor that had a bunch of deaf kids.

The noises you'd hear during sex always freaked me out.

The deaf kids had sex???

Basic_man 12-23-2005 07:26 AM

This thread is useless without pics :D

Realpascal 12-23-2005 07:33 AM

That's her ?

http://www.heathenshighway.com/blog/archives/eye1.jpg

TheLegacy 12-23-2005 08:09 AM

I cant believe you are pathetic enough that you have to PAY for sex?? Christ I get it free all the time and when I want - dont think picking up some nasty ass hookers is something to brag about

mikeyddddd 12-23-2005 08:10 AM

Clarify please. It took 3 tries before you could hit it?

Sosa 12-23-2005 08:10 AM

would be fucking weird

Violetta 12-23-2005 08:15 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DWB 12-23-2005 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Okay DWB, I may not be quite as twisted as you (I'm not into the trannies), however I also banged a deaf Asian girl once. It was so friggin' surreal - she had a killer body...magnificent tits and the whole package, PLUS she was a total wild woman when it came to sex (that chick could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch).

So I banged away on her for nearly an hour as her mom waited in the next room, thinking we were just doing some portfolio shots.

I know I could have kept dicking that girl for another year if she didn't blab later (in sign language) to her mom that we had fucked like two monkey's in heat.

Thank goodness, no repurcussions about that, since it was all consensual (and I had it all on videotape), but damn, to this day, whenever I hear a girl go "huh?", I get excited...

Thanks for sharing,

ADG Webmaster


That's hot. Yea, I think Im going to start hunting deaf girls when I need sex. There are tons of them hear. I mean here. :1orglaugh

DWB 12-23-2005 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd
Clarify please. It took 3 tries before you could hit it?

3rd time posting this thread. The first two had server problems and only posted the title, not the story.

DWB 12-23-2005 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I cant believe you are pathetic enough that you have to PAY for sex?? Christ I get it free all the time and when I want - dont think picking up some nasty ass hookers is something to brag about

1) Pathetic? Well, I guess then I will also be too pathetic to to buy content from you. Good business head you have on your shoulders there. :thumbsup

2) Everyman pays for it one way or another.

3) I pay to say GOODBYE. Not for sex.

4) I get more "free" ass from around the world than you could imagine, and in the long run FREE sex cost a lot more. Paying for it is much better than getting it for "free" because FREE is not really free.

DWB 12-23-2005 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realpascal

No. That's my girlfriend.

The deaf girl didn't have such a large clit.

sfera 12-23-2005 09:03 AM

lol wtf lol

Mogulman 12-23-2005 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I cant believe you are pathetic enough that you have to PAY for sex?? Christ I get it free all the time and when I want - dont think picking up some nasty ass hookers is something to brag about

You have paid for sex.

Vitasoy 12-23-2005 09:25 AM

Something... I'll have to try one of these days.

26MLR 12-23-2005 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
And it ranks up in my top 5 sexual experiences EVER!!! Simply amazing once I got past the weird noises she was making. She was sexy... 20 years old, full C cup tits, nice ass and a beautiful classic Thai face.

I passed her on the street and she was holding a sign that said "I can fuck 1 hour - 500B" so I used my fingers to communicate and told her 400B and we were off. 400B is $10 USD.

I nailed a set of deaf twins in Cuba a few years ago and it is THE #1 sexual experience I have ever had. So out of the top 3, 2 of them were with deaf girls.... I think I'm onto something huge here.


Dude... you better go to a clinic!

gornyhuy 12-23-2005 09:40 AM

Thats one cheap date.

Egypt[4TH-Reactor] 12-23-2005 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

4) I get more "free" ass from around the world than you could imagine, and in the long run FREE sex cost a lot more. Paying for it is much better than getting it for "free" because FREE is not really free.

Very good thought btw. I was thinking of it throughout the day... Still haven't made my final decision :1orglaugh

s9ann0 12-23-2005 10:32 AM

only on GFY

CherryLipsRosa 12-23-2005 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno
only on GFY

I was just going to say that..

xxxjay 12-23-2005 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
And it ranks up in my top 5 sexual experiences EVER!!! Simply amazing once I got past the weird noises she was making. She was sexy... 20 years old, full C cup tits, nice ass and a beautiful classic Thai face.

I passed her on the street and she was holding a sign that said "I can fuck 1 hour - 500B" so I used my fingers to communicate and told her 400B and we were off. 400B is $10 USD.

I nailed a set of deaf twins in Cuba a few years ago and it is THE #1 sexual experience I have ever had. So out of the top 3, 2 of them were with deaf girls.... I think I'm onto something huge here.

I dated a girl who couldn't talk for 6 months. I should have married her.

Spunky 12-23-2005 11:46 AM

Lol ..haggling over 10 bucks

kmanrox 12-23-2005 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I cant believe you are pathetic enough that you have to PAY for sex?? Christ I get it free all the time and when I want - dont think picking up some nasty ass hookers is something to brag about


translation: i am broke and can't afford to make my sexual activity more efficient.

QuaWee 12-23-2005 11:50 AM

come on now...

Ramos 12-23-2005 12:14 PM

:) ...............

DWB 12-23-2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Lol ..haggling over 10 bucks

:1orglaugh 100B = $2.50 USD not $10. The price of the whore was $10.

DWB was haggling that whore for the price of a cup of coffee. Not because I'm broke, but because women get one over on us 24/7, 365 days out of the year. Any time I can get one over on a woman, I do. :thumbsup

The same applies to the US Government. :winkwink:

DWB 12-23-2005 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
I dated a girl who couldn't talk for 6 months. I should have married her.

Fuckin'-a right. But after 6 months... I guess you would have to get her jaws wired shut again.

Babagirls 12-23-2005 12:20 PM

wow.............

this thread is.....interesting (to say the least) lol :helpme

DWB 12-23-2005 12:31 PM

I'm going to head out in a bit and get her again with 2 or 3 of her deaf friends. They all hang out together. I'm thinking this could top it all... be the #1 ever. If so, I may cut of my cock and bronze it. Hang it on the wall.

Ramos 12-23-2005 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
I'm going to head out in a bit and get her again with 2 or 3 of her deaf friends. They all hang out together. I'm thinking this could top it all... be the #1 ever. If so, I may cut of my cock and bronze it. Hang it on the wall.

take pics man

DWB 12-23-2005 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
take pics man

I may. I'm thinking about doing a DVD of all deaf girls. Do a creampie DVD with them called "Don't worry, she's DEAF... She'll never HEAR you cumming!" :1orglaugh

Or.. "Deaf girls need cock too!"

I smell an AVN award winner.

Mike Okitch 12-23-2005 12:40 PM

Pics are needed.

Maybe a new niche? Video of deaf/mute girls making weird noises.

www.deafmutewhores.com is still available :glugglug

DWB, where about are you in LOS?

DWB 12-23-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Pics are needed.

Maybe a new niche? Video of deaf/mute girls making weird noises.

www.deafmutewhores.com is still available :glugglug

DWB, where about are you in LOS?

At the moment I am in Pattaya waiting on Dugmor to get in but I hear he is in Bangkok banging ladyboys. :helpme

Great URL. LOL

Tricksy 12-23-2005 12:46 PM

Be careful not to catch some STD over there...Gud luck!

DWB 12-23-2005 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tricksy
Be careful not to catch some STD over there...Gud luck!

The few times I have been burned have ALL been in the USA with NORMAL girls. No whores. Just normal chicks.

3piece chicken Dinner 12-23-2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
The few times I have been burned have ALL been in the USA with NORMAL girls. No whores. Just normal chicks.


by normal chicks you mean the "free" sex kind?

TinaBallina 12-23-2005 01:20 PM

Yeah, woman are looking for the same in a guy, service us and then go away......

DWB 12-23-2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
by normal chicks you mean the "free" sex kind?

BINGO !!!!!

So that FREE ass cost me:

Club admission: $10
Parking: $5
6 drinks at the club: $30+
Doctor visit: $50
Meds: $80+
3 days of pain (burning piss): ???

Total = $175+ just off the top of my head. So lets just round it to an even $200 when you factor in the minutes used on the cell phone the following days, time involved talking to her (my time is worth money), the BS I had to listen to and the BS I had to give her in order to get in her pants... on so on and so forth.

$200+ dollars to get a half ass FREE fuck and an STD. :1orglaugh

My deaf whore cost $10 and was in the top 3 bangs of my life. :thumbsup


Even if it was my girlfriend, I have to feed the bitch and entertain her. Shit, the last time I took my EX out for nice Japanese it cost me $110 just for dinner and a few drinks. Then I had to put up with her shit and pretend that I care, TRY TO PLEASE HER....... for a so-so fuck. Then the ho wanted to spend the night taking up more time the next day and eating more food in my house.

To HELL with all that, FREE sex sucks ass. :321GFY If you think you don't pay for sex YOU ARE A FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DWB 12-23-2005 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina
Yeah, woman are looking for the same in a guy, service us and then go away......

Service you? rotflmao :1orglaugh

That's why I would rather shell out cash. Why do I want to "service" a woman when I just want to bust my but and go to bed? When I pay It's ALL ABOUT ME.

If I wanted to service a woman, I would of kept my girlfriend.

Shoehorn! 12-23-2005 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
3) I pay to say GOODBYE. Not for sex.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kmanrox 12-23-2005 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
BINGO !!!!!

So that FREE ass cost me:

Club admission: $10
Parking: $5
6 drinks at the club: $30+
Doctor visit: $50
Meds: $80+
3 days of pain (burning piss): ???

Total = $175+ just off the top of my head. So lets just round it to an even $200 when you factor in the minutes used on the cell phone the following days, time involved talking to her (my time is worth money), the BS I had to listen to and the BS I had to give her in order to get in her pants... on so on and so forth.

$200+ dollars to get a half ass FREE fuck and an STD. :1orglaugh

My deaf whore cost $10 and was in the top 3 bangs of my life. :thumbsup


Even if it was my girlfriend, I have to feed the bitch and entertain her. Shit, the last time I took my EX out for nice Japanese it cost me $110 just for dinner and a few drinks. Then I had to put up with her shit and pretend that I care, TRY TO PLEASE HER....... for a so-so fuck. Then the ho wanted to spend the night taking up more time the next day and eating more food in my house.

To HELL with all that, FREE sex sucks ass. :321GFY If you think you don't pay for sex YOU ARE A FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you've brought a tear to my eye, that's beautiful... well said

Baker Rd 12-23-2005 02:17 PM

awesome, thanks for sharing

luv$ 12-23-2005 02:27 PM

My first puppy love as a kid was a deaf girl in my class.

I've had a soft spot for them ever since. :)

CE_BigB 12-23-2005 02:29 PM

Fitty huh huh huh huh s


Big B
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