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dynastoned 12-23-2005 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
BINGO !!!!!

So that FREE ass cost me:

Club admission: $10
Parking: $5
6 drinks at the club: $30+
Doctor visit: $50
Meds: $80+
3 days of pain (burning piss): ???

Total = $175+ just off the top of my head. So lets just round it to an even $200 when you factor in the minutes used on the cell phone the following days, time involved talking to her (my time is worth money), the BS I had to listen to and the BS I had to give her in order to get in her pants... on so on and so forth.

$200+ dollars to get a half ass FREE fuck and an STD. :1orglaugh

My deaf whore cost $10 and was in the top 3 bangs of my life. :thumbsup


Even if it was my girlfriend, I have to feed the bitch and entertain her. Shit, the last time I took my EX out for nice Japanese it cost me $110 just for dinner and a few drinks. Then I had to put up with her shit and pretend that I care, TRY TO PLEASE HER....... for a so-so fuck. Then the ho wanted to spend the night taking up more time the next day and eating more food in my house.

To HELL with all that, FREE sex sucks ass. :321GFY If you think you don't pay for sex YOU ARE A FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol you ain't lying! :thumbsup

Anar_j 12-23-2005 02:50 PM

wtf!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DWB 12-23-2005 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by luv$
My first puppy love as a kid was a deaf girl in my class.

I've had a soft spot for them ever since. :)

So do you still search them out for sex?

Another good tip is to find a blind girl that gives massage. They FEEL your body like no other person can and give the best massage in the world. No shit. If your really lucky, you will find one that give a happy ending... you will arch your back and scream the orgasm will be so good.

I have yet to have sex with a blind girl, but I can guess it would change my life.

VAIRES 12-23-2005 03:19 PM

HAHAHA.... I would love to experience that...

Where in Thailand is this? You recommend someone to come visit?
What's the nearest major airport?

DWB 12-24-2005 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by VAIRES
You recommend someone to come visit?
What's the nearest major airport?

Hell yes. Fly into Bangkok then take a Taxi 2 hours into Pattaya. Walk Beach Road at night and you will find several groups of deaf/mute whores.

Inde 12-24-2005 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
3) I pay to say GOODBYE. Not for sex.

nice one :thumbsup

Dugmor 12-26-2005 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Hell yes. Fly into Bangkok then take a Taxi 2 hours into Pattaya. Walk Beach Road at night and you will find several groups of deaf/mute whores.

I am waiting for my taxi now !

Should be on walking street with in 3 hours..... I will post my report after !

SleazyDream 12-26-2005 01:08 AM

interesting.............

kmanrox 12-26-2005 03:46 AM

i love this thread... i may have to poach a deaf girl soon

DWB 12-26-2005 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox
i love this thread... i may have to poach a deaf girl soon

Since this thread started, I have poached 4 deaf mutes. All but one was great sex. The other was fresh off the bus and had no idea what was going on. I'm not even sure she knew that we were going to have sex. Could of been a virgin. Not sure. Her face looked to be in pain, she was making some horrible noise and her hole was SUPER tight and there was a little blood. Very hard to get into. I guess we will never know.

Mabe a deaf / mute / virgin?

BTW... I heard you poached twins in Nana. Nice hunting Kman. :thumbsup

pornmonger 12-26-2005 04:48 AM

Based on the girls you shoot and say are hot I doubt this one is as hot as you say she is. Maybe's a hot in other parts of the country, but not to so cal standards.

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Okay DWB, I may not be quite as twisted as you (I'm not into the trannies), however I also banged a deaf Asian girl once. It was so friggin' surreal - she had a killer body...magnificent tits and the whole package, PLUS she was a total wild woman when it came to sex (that chick could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch).

So I banged away on her for nearly an hour as her mom waited in the next room, thinking we were just doing some portfolio shots.

I know I could have kept dicking that girl for another year if she didn't blab later (in sign language) to her mom that we had fucked like two monkey's in heat.

Thank goodness, no repurcussions about that, since it was all consensual (and I had it all on videotape), but damn, to this day, whenever I hear a girl go "huh?", I get excited...

Thanks for sharing,

ADG Webmaster


pornmonger 12-26-2005 04:51 AM

And how the fuck are you going to justify it if her and her mother decided to press charges for raping her. The girl is fucking mute!! which means she's handicapped and unable to say no!!

She could have easily put you in jail for rape and there was nothing you could do about it even though you had her videotaped. That doesn't mean anthing to the law except you are a pervert.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Okay DWB, I may not be quite as twisted as you (I'm not into the trannies), however I also banged a deaf Asian girl once. It was so friggin' surreal - she had a killer body...magnificent tits and the whole package, PLUS she was a total wild woman when it came to sex (that chick could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch).

So I banged away on her for nearly an hour as her mom waited in the next room, thinking we were just doing some portfolio shots.

I know I could have kept dicking that girl for another year if she didn't blab later (in sign language) to her mom that we had fucked like two monkey's in heat.

Thank goodness, no repurcussions about that, since it was all consensual (and I had it all on videotape), but damn, to this day, whenever I hear a girl go "huh?", I get excited...

Thanks for sharing,

ADG Webmaster


2HousePlague 12-26-2005 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Since this thread started, I have poached 4 deaf mutes. All but one was great sex. The other was fresh off the bus and had no idea what was going on. I'm not even sure she knew that we were going to have sex. Could of been a virgin. Not sure. Her face looked to be in pain, she was making some horrible noise and her hole was SUPER tight and there was a little blood. Very hard to get into. I guess we will never know.

Mabe a deaf / mute / virgin?

BTW... I heard you poached twins in Nana. Nice hunting Kman. :thumbsup

cool -- try let's again.

DWB 12-26-2005 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmonger
And how the fuck are you going to justify it if her and her mother decided to press charges for raping her. The girl is fucking mute!! which means she's handicapped and unable to say no!!

Press charges in Thailand? Her mother? Rape? :1orglaugh Her mother is the one who probably set her funky ass out to work the streets. If not... I guess that will teach her not to hang out on the Ho Stroll, dressed like a whore, with the other 1000 whores at night.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmonger
She could have easily put you in jail for rape and there was nothing you could do about it even though you had her videotaped. That doesn't mean anthing to the law except you are a pervert.

I would hand the cops 2000b and tell them to have a nice day. Then maybe take them out for a drink and tell them how they should hit it. Then they would. Welcome to Thailand pal... Please leave your concern for whores at the border.

Tonight I'm thinking about 2 deaf mutes AND a ladyboy to make an after christmas 4-some. "Pervert" may be a little bit of an understatement for me.

DWB 12-26-2005 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmonger
Maybe's a hot in other parts of the country, but not to so cal standards.

Who wants to be in So Cal when you have the rest of the world to play in?

2HousePlague 12-26-2005 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Press charges in Thailand? Her mother? Rape? :1orglaugh Her mother is the one who probably set her funky ass out to work the streets. If not... I guess that will teach her not to hang out on the Ho Stroll, dressed like a whore, with the other 1000 whores at night.



I would hand the cops 2000b and tell them to have a nice day. Then maybe take them out for a drink and tell them how they should hit it. Then they would. Welcome to Thailand pal... Please leave your concern for whores at the border.

Tonight I'm thinking about 2 deaf mutes AND a ladyboy to make an after christmas 4-some. "Pervert" may be a little bit of an understatement for me.

That's hot

Ace-wtf 12-26-2005 05:32 AM

next time record the sounds and convey it to us lol


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