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PSD 11-18-2005 03:51 PM

What do you say when you answer your personal phone ...
 
... if you don't know who is calling? I have always just said "hello?" Just called someone and they were like, "thanks for calling the [LAST NAME] residence this is [FIRST NAME] speaking". Seemed kinda formal.

Vlad 11-18-2005 03:52 PM

I never say "hello" first , always waiting for opponents voice

HarlotCash Dyker 11-18-2005 03:53 PM

Formal is best -
I say -
"You're paying for this so fucking speak."

phogirl69 11-18-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad
I never say "hello" first , always waiting for opponents voice

Exactly the same here.

pawsregd 11-18-2005 03:53 PM

Yeellloo

Peaches 11-18-2005 03:54 PM

We used to answer our phone like that when we were growing up but once telemarketers starting coming into business, we'd just answer "Hello" Never even say [Last name] residence anymore. Our maid always answered "[Last name] residence" though.

Now I don't answer unless I know who it is so I just say say "Hi [whomever is calling]" :)

Jensen 11-18-2005 03:54 PM

"time is money - speak"

PSD 11-18-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad
I never say "hello" first , always waiting for opponents voice

Wait so you pick up the phone and don't say anything until they say something? If you pick it up right after a ring, would'nt the person on the other end not even know it was picked up until they do not hear the next ringing tone on their end again?

KingK7 11-18-2005 03:58 PM

"Talk to me"

Dalai lama 11-18-2005 03:59 PM

If i dont know who's calling I just say hello. or hey, who's this.

Vlad 11-18-2005 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCK
Wait so you pick up the phone and don't say anything until they say something?

correct :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCK
If you pick it up right after a ring, would'nt the person on the other end not even know it was picked up until they do not hear the next ringing tone on their end again?

nope , they always keep with "hello...hello.. can you hear me ? "

Vlad 11-18-2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phogirl69
Exactly the same here.

:winkwink:

PSD 11-18-2005 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad
nope , they always keep with "hello...hello.. can you hear me ? "

Cool, having answered with just hello for so many years it will be strange to pick up without saying anything but I might give it a try.

Rob 11-18-2005 04:16 PM

Hello. 78

Easton 11-18-2005 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
Our maid always answered "[Last name] residence" though.

you had a maid growing up? that's pimp!

shuki 11-18-2005 04:22 PM

waaazuuuuuuuuuup!!!!!

markyman 11-18-2005 04:22 PM

If I don't recognize the number on caller Id I dont answer, fuckin leave a message

adultchica 11-18-2005 04:22 PM

I just say hello, figured that was the norm.

Scott McD 11-18-2005 04:24 PM

'Hello' or 'hey' usually...

PSD 11-18-2005 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markyman
If I don't recognize the number on caller Id I dont answer, fuckin leave a message

If you recognize the number but can't be sure who it is as multiple people reside at that house/building - like perhaps a phone at your parents or a company - how would you answer?

Spunky 11-18-2005 08:59 PM

Spunky here..How can I be of assistance?

Chio 11-18-2005 09:00 PM

I say:

http://www.xsitespinner.com/yargh.gif

Sosa 11-18-2005 09:00 PM

i just say hello

Babagirls 11-18-2005 09:02 PM

a simple "what?" does the trick :thumbsup

jimthefiend 11-18-2005 09:05 PM

I just say "yes?"

PenisFace 11-18-2005 09:31 PM

"What the fuck do you want? I was going down on my girlfriend and had to stop to get the phone, and now she's pissed and wont have sex with me you asshole".

sonofsam 11-18-2005 09:32 PM

when i'm at home : Hello?

when i'm at work : Thank you for calling mcdonalds, how may i help you ?

PimpDaddyPants 11-18-2005 09:34 PM

i just say hey!

Morgan 11-18-2005 09:45 PM

if it's a friend, i find myself saying "yoooo!" much too much.

1orglaugh 11-18-2005 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad
I never say "hello" first , always waiting for opponents voice

:1orglaugh

mrthumbs 11-18-2005 09:53 PM

Yo


........

OG LennyT 11-18-2005 10:10 PM

Como estas? if I dont recognize the number

simple hello for family/friends/associates

biftek 11-18-2005 10:17 PM

after getting spammed with telemarketers , i just let the machine pick up now , but the damn telemarketers leave a message , i have one stored in memory , voice prompt if your interested press 9 now ,

Mike Okitch 11-18-2005 10:45 PM

If I don't recognize the number on caller ID, I answer "Abortion clinic, you make them, we squash them", "City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em", "Necrophiliacs Anonymous, is this for pick up or delivery?" or really anything else gross and disgusting that I can possibly think of at the moment.

Otherwise, a simple "hello".

HDADULT 11-18-2005 11:54 PM

most people have Caller ID - but they look at the number and answer "hello"?
then they act like they didnt know who it was....wassup with that?

Mike Okitch 11-19-2005 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HDADULT
most people have Caller ID - but they look at the number and answer "hello"?
then they act like they didnt know who it was....wassup with that?

Someone answers the phone and tells you they don't know who it was who called?

You and your wife have to talk :winkwink:

Major (Tom) 11-19-2005 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio


awesome!!

duke

LiveDose 11-19-2005 02:02 AM

'Speak'!

poe 11-19-2005 02:11 AM

Yes, hello! [First name] here. What's up?

fallenmuffin 11-19-2005 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pawsregd
Yeellloo

Same here.

Screaming 11-19-2005 05:15 AM

Just hello.

nico-t 11-19-2005 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad
I never say "hello" first , always waiting for opponents voice

thats very weird, i never heard someone who does that..

i just say:
hello
or yo
or yea?

thats it

iBanker 11-19-2005 05:54 AM

I just say "Chris here...."

loverboy 11-19-2005 08:10 AM

simple "Hi" would do

:smokin

Jer 11-19-2005 08:25 AM

Something like "Hello"

Monique Niccole 11-19-2005 08:39 AM

Me: Speak bitch

Them: Ummmm...Monique?

Me: oh, hi Mom. How's it hangin'?

:winkwink:

Actually, I just say "hello". I'm fairly polite in real life.

One of my pet peeves is when you answer "hello" and the person on the line says "hi, who is this?". Don't call me and question me...who the fuck are you? Irritating

Th!nk 11-19-2005 08:43 AM

if i don't know who's calling I always says hello or hi but if i do know the person calling i would normally like "hi (first name)"

nebula 11-19-2005 08:45 AM

I wait for a second to see if it's the heavy breathing guy

MandyBlake 11-19-2005 08:47 AM

"hello" of course

amandaspost 11-19-2005 11:56 AM

i just say hello


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