for me it's just michael here .

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

When did macca's get home delivery?

hi whos that ?

I always answer with my first name.

I could never get used to the fucking "Pronto" shit they were doing in Italy.

If I don't know who's calling i say "hello", if I know I say "what's up" or "yo" to my buddies and "hi" to others.

LOL...and if it was? :)

my last name.. thats all :)

Depends on the phone line that is being called.

Business line 1. After Shock Media, David speaking how may I help you?
Business line 2. Ok whats the problem?
Private personal line. Yeah? or hello.
Cell phone. Caller id info in place and I want to talk to them: Hi <name>
Cell phone. No caller id or do not care. Voice mail.

"talk to me baby"

I usually start out with something like.

" what are you wearing? " or, " I have my cock in my hand and it is hard as a rock! Does that make you randy? "

*firstname* *lastname*

yo what's up nigga?

A simple "hello" will suffice, though depending on who it is calling, I have any number of answers.

"Hi (person)"
"Hey fuckface!"
"Hiyas Sunshine"
"Hey, didja eat yet?"
"Welcome back Officer Mitchell!"

Fuck Off And Stop Calling Me!

"Delivery or Pickup?"

I just say hello, but I don't answer anonymous calls in my cell phone