I would love to shoot content for Big Sausage Pizza but...
 

My dick would barely break the crust and my penis head would just look like a small mushroom cap. :Oh crap

I would have to be Thin Crust Pizza Plain. :(

It could be called Tiny Sausage Pizza.

Man then you are doing good.

More like Personal Pan.

I guess they won't be calling you for a shoot anytime soon then... :upsidedow

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thin crust :(

Here's one of the pics from the bio I sent them for consideration. I haven't heard anything back yet. :(

http://www.hooklight.com/gfy/pizza.jpg

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^ The problem is, the pizza is sliced. You stick your cock up that and what's going to happen?

I can't understand you. Spit the pizza out and say it again.

LOL LOL that's not a sausage, thats a lil smokie!

Thanks, RRRED, I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now. :(

haha funny...

so wrong

haha very nice thread :)

I was hoping to wake up and see a job offer posted here. :(

Its the star of big chipolata pizza :)

lolololol

lil snausage pizza

finally someone is not bragging about his huge schlong

:D

Hey, look at the bright side: If you get really, really fat, you could be the new Minion.

Create a spin-off site...you can call yourself "Little Vienna".

http://www.places2ride.com/images/prairie_belt.jpg

Use a fake European accent, it might do good. It worked for Deuce Bigalow.

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Pan .. Pan ..

Go ahead and say it. :Oh crap