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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    I would love to shoot content for Big Sausage Pizza but...

    My dick would barely break the crust and my penis head would just look like a small mushroom cap.

    I would have to be Thin Crust Pizza Plain.
  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593

    #2
    It could be called Tiny Sausage Pizza.

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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62912

      #3
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      • Rob
        I'm a great bowler.
        • Nov 2003
        • 13310

        #4
        Originally posted by who
        It could be called Tiny Sausage Pizza.
        More like Personal Pan.

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        • Harmon
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          • Mar 2004
          • 20012

          #5
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          • Scott McD
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 67798

            #6
            I guess they won't be calling you for a shoot anytime soon then...


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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Originally posted by Rob
              My dick would barely break the crust and my penis head would just look like a small mushroom cap.

              I would have to be Thin Crust Pizza Plain.


              thin crust

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              • Rob
                I'm a great bowler.
                • Nov 2003
                • 13310

                #8
                Here's one of the pics from the bio I sent them for consideration. I haven't heard anything back yet.

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rob
                  Here's one of the pics from the bio I sent them for consideration. I haven't heard anything back yet.

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                  • who
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 19593

                    #10
                    ^ The problem is, the pizza is sliced. You stick your cock up that and what's going to happen?

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                    • Rob
                      I'm a great bowler.
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 13310

                      #11
                      Originally posted by who
                      ^ The problem is, the pizza is sliced. You stick your cock up that and what's going to happen?
                      I can't understand you. Spit the pizza out and say it again.

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                      • RRRED
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 6754

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rob
                        Here's one of the pics from the bio I sent them for consideration. I haven't heard anything back yet.

                        LOL LOL that's not a sausage, thats a lil smokie!

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                        • Rob
                          I'm a great bowler.
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 13310

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RRRED
                          LOL LOL that's not a sausage, thats a lil smokie!
                          Thanks, RRRED, I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

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                          • LiveDose
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 25792

                            #14
                            haha funny...

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                            • llporter
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 3221

                              #15
                              so wrong

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                              • miss wild
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                                • Oct 2005
                                • 1304

                                #16
                                haha very nice thread

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                                • Rob
                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 13310

                                  #17
                                  I was hoping to wake up and see a job offer posted here.

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                                  • Lee
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 2977

                                    #18
                                    Its the star of big chipolata pizza

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                                    • Manowar
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                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 71528

                                      #19
                                      lolololol

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                                      • XxXotic
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                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 8500

                                        #20
                                        lil snausage pizza
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                                        • gangbangjoe
                                          Ronin
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 17693

                                          #21
                                          finally someone is not bragging about his huge schlong

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                                          • Libertine
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                                            • May 2002
                                            • 17860

                                            #22
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 38323

                                              #23
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                                              • chemicaleyes
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                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 11569

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Rob
                                                Here's one of the pics from the bio I sent them for consideration. I haven't heard anything back yet.

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                                                • MikeVega
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                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 12788

                                                  #25
                                                  Pan .. Pan ..


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                                                  • Rob
                                                    I'm a great bowler.
                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 13310

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                    Pan .. Pan ..
                                                    Go ahead and say it.

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