Vegans/Vegetarians piss me off!
 

I'm so fucking tired of those motherfuckers on campus telling us what we can and cannot eat. FUCK OFF and let me eat what I want!

I don't give a fuck if it's a little fluffy bunny rabbit or a buffalo if it's got meat, I'll eat it! (except fish .. don't like the way it tastes ... with the exception of swordfish and ahi)

So... if you would please move your stupid fucking rallies OFF campus to the nearest set of railroad tracks or the middle of the closest freeway, it would be much appreciated. THANK YOU!

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My aunt's father used to work in a slaughterhouse for years. He said they cut tumors the size of grapefruit off the cows before they shipped them out.

eew yicky....

but I still like meat!

It just makes you appreciate that tumor-free Big Mac a little more, doesn't it?

How come vegetarians are always fat?
all the ones I know are.

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that brings up a good point .. maybe they're just pissed because if they eat meat, they just puff up like a blow-up doll?

I think it's cuz they eat so much cheese and bread.

Our campus just got in shit for serving Rabbits a few days ago.... all these chicks started getting really upset and a bunch of guys too (probably cause they wanted to bang the chicks) but yeah.... stupid Vegitarians! If we dont kill the rabbit, it might kill us :)



In other news: (this taken from our campus newspaper)

-Two Students kicked out of residence for lighting roomate on fire.
-Man arrested for tresspassing after stealing from Caf Freezer
-Cab driver drives through new residence, 30k damange
-26 year old man showers on all girls floor, Arrested for tresspass

Simple chemistry. Vegetarians eat a lot more complex carbohydrates, which take longer for the body to consume and is stored as fat before it breaks down comlpetely.

now that i think about it the vegetarians I know smoke too(cigarettes).

I hate to live up to your stereotype, but I'm a fat vegetarian.

theWatsonion may be right, but I'll take some credit for snacking on tons of Doritos while working at this damn job. :)

If animals were not meant to be eaten, why are they made out of meat?

Doritos = chock full of them tasty carbohydrates

I LOVE THIS! We all hate vegans together!!

YAY! let's go have a meat parade!

yeah when I work I snack like crazy on pizza, chinese food, lays, diet pepsi twist


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I was a vegetarian for 5 years and you know what I hated? Fucking other socalled vegetarians who ate fish and said it didn't count because fish aren't real meat. What the fuck are they then? They sure don't taste like M&Ms.

Anyway, being a strict vegetarian sucked - no Hostess, no Oreos, no Big Macs... You know what broke me? The two-for-two conversion campaign Mickey D's ran when the NFL instituted the two-point conversion. Ah, sweet meat....

gotta love it baby!

Meat is the nectar of the gods!

you'd love a meat parade wouldnt ya? in your throat

I'm so glad you came back from the dark side. Really you'll be much happier for the rest of your life!

I've got a friend who tag teams, and that just about pisses me out more... because he can't make up his fuckin mind. ONe night we'll go out and have steaks, and the next he'll say "I'm a vegetarian, let's go to World Wraps" One day I'm gonna sock him in the face. :321GFY

I'll give YOU a meat parade.

just like I gave brett one!


errr...

Easy boys! This is doomed to end badly...

Only rabbits eat veggies.

I've made a deal with mr.Rabbit,
When I see him driving my bicycle I'll eat his food.
Sofar he hasn't taken my bike, and I left the veggies to him.

LOL sounds like a plan!

Eat the carrots and the rabbit, too.

im what would be considered vegetarian and you can all go fuckyourselves!.. :) putting all vego's in with 2 bit college whiny bitch uni "i've just discovered vegetarianism -meat is murder" types is like saying all meat eaters are hotdog swillin' belching football slobs.... it's the vocal minority that makes it embarassing for anyone with half a brain.

and im definately neither stereotypical vego skin and bones nor fatty.. just plain average weight... but then again i think any weight issues i have are far more likely to be derived from sitting in front of a computer for 15 hours a day.. not what i actually eat.... besides.. i eat pretty much what i ate when i was a stringent anti-vegetable "meatanarian" that took vitamin supplements instead of eating carrots and lettuce.. i just substitute the meat in my nachos with TVP and mexebeans..

and my hotdogs with "notdogs"

and my burgers with vege burgers..


etc etc..

but therein lies the difference between a vego and a vegan.. i'll eat fatty cheesy sour cream sweet chilli sauce nachos and not worry about milk or anything like that. and i eat fish.. so im not even really a strict vego. just considered one.. cause i won't eat at barbecues and whatnot..

well... I am glad to see tho that you are not trying to get us to eat like a rabbit.

and for that I respect you :-D
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When did fish become a vegetable?

just after they started riding bicycles.

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and why the hell would i? i don't give two fucks if someone eats nails.. it's none of my business.. eat dead people if you want.. seriously.. food is food.. long as it tastes good.. anyone that thinks being "vegetarian" mean you have to eat lettuce has never actually tried it and just wants to pay out on it.. as i said i eat ALL the same shit.... just as tasty.. but with a different ingredient.. hell it's the sauce thats the most important anyway..

i never said it had.

Pagans and Veterinarians piss me off too!

you know ..dead people... they're really good.

for example, if you let them firment .. like Kimchee ... mmmm

what are you? religious?

No, but I still don't get it. Like I said, I was a vegetarian for 5 years and I never understood the reasoning of the people who ate fish yet claimed they were vegetarians.

I have a friend who feeds her python a rat every now and then. Now, this snake is HUGE, and it would probably prefer to have one of her cats. If she loves her snake, why doesn't she feed it something it would really like? I'm sure the rat doesn't want to die any more than her cat does. And isn't there a soy substitute rat (or cat) so she could help her python be a responsible reptile?

Yes, and if God hadn't meant us to fly, why did he give us wings?

If you look at our teeth and our digestive systems, it's pretty clear that we aren't cows. Yes, cows eat grass and grain. It's their job. Our omnivore bodies tell me that it's our job to eat the cows.

We are all going to die and be eaten by something else. Only those who are having themselves cremated are cheating Nature. Compared to that, eating meat is not a crime against nature.

Just tell them carnovores eat the vegitarians in nature then shoot the fuckers and roast em on an open fire. Once you nail a few the won't come near you again.

Well, the way our digestive system handles red meat (or doesn't handle it, as the case may be) I don't think we were meant to eat the cows. I think humans are geared for light game and fish but the cows were just too many, too dumb and too slow.

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EAT VEGETABLES!

hey man just as long as no one is eating goats or any animals with sexy asses; i dun find a problem with eating meat

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well thats the thing.. thats why i say im "considered" a vego.. it's not only the people that claim themselves to be vegetarian.. it's the people around them as well.. even you would call me a vego if we hung out together and i would never join in with you at macdonalds, most fastfood, barbecues, pub food etc.... vego has just come to mean someone who doesn't eat mammals..and to be honest.. the definition of a vegetarian will often include fish as an acceptable food source... still i've got a friend whose restriction is that he won't eat anything with "eyes".. look its a varied and mottled group of people.. and unfortunately an easy target to pick on given some of the idiots that like to prance around getting attention.. but i think thats the same with most ANY lifestyle decision.. people that whine on and on about their own choices are bound to get on people's nerves.. i hate whiny vegos.. but at the same time i don't know many and hate whiny dieters, whiny spiritualists.. whiny whatever.. in fact most of the vegetarians i know i only found out after about 6-8 months of knowing them.. it's just not and issue to blab on about.. it's just food.. but i guess there is a distinction between the reasons people have become vegetarians that makes them annoying.. if it's a uni student who's recently decided that killing poor bunnies and cows is cruel then they're more likely to be whingey "meat is murder" types.. but most of the people i know don't do it out of any "moral" reason.. so it's not a big issue.. im only ever reactive to things like this anyway.. sticking up for it once provoked..

plants have been shown to have rudimentary "feelings" too.. it's not going to stop vegetarians though is it? hell i love fishing.. especially deep sea.. we're animals.. we gotsta eat what we gotsta eat.

in fact the only logical aruments against eating meat depend on over-population and the amount of energy and resources that go into feeding a cow that feeds 20 people when 200 people could have been fed of the grain... or whatever the stats that haven't been pulled out of my ass are.. but thats only going to become and issue later on if serious war and disease get delayed for another 20 years or so.. and market forces will see to it that meat slowly becomes so expensive that more people will be eating vegetables anyway without the need for any dramatic shift in eating habits.. and will act as a brake on resource issues.... in theory anyway..

yeah, I have fangs....they are intended to tear flesh and designed to eat meat...or the necks of supple young vrigins (who just turned 18 yesterday of course ;))


I really hate going into the bathroom after a vegetarian has taken one of those huge grain/grass shits...smells likes someone lit some fucking mulch on fire....

The problem isn't that we aren't designed to handle yummy cow flesh (though I can give some weight to the idea that we are built to eat better meats) but that we tend to eat way too much of it. From my experience, strict vegans tend to wind up deficient in several categories which isn't any more healthy than eating too much steak. As always, my motto is moderation. As for the fact that you can feed 200 people with grain or 20 with a cow, well in all likelyhood the other 180 that really needed the grain wouldn't have gotten it anyhow. We right now can produce enough food to at least minimally feed the planet if we wanted to. It isn't production, it is distribution and who is going to pay the bill for it.