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Lensman 10-12-2005 12:12 PM

The ultimate job: Playboy is hiring graphic designers!
 
That's right. Due to the hot new projects we have in the works, we have openings for 3 graphic designers. This is your chance to join the world's most respected Entertainment Company for Adults. We offer a fun and challenging environment, great work conditions, medical, dental and vision benefits, 401K plan, and employees can even buy Playboy stock at a discounted price. Members of our team are also permitted do side work on their own time, within limits of course.

This postion is located in our offices in Los Angeles or Northern California. No telecommuniting postions are available, don't even ask. (Foreign guys: this requires U.S. citizenship or a greencard, we do not provide this)

We have 3 different positions requiring different levels design capabilities:

You need to have at least 3 years experience in graphic design of adult-oriented sites or galleries. You must be proficient at Photoshop (we will test), and you must send links to samples you've created. There are different pay levels depending on capabilities, and since you will be part of a NYSE traded company, the ability to advance is unlimited.

Is it time for you to change what you're doing and do something your Mom would be proud of?

email lensman at adult.com with your experience and samples.

p1mpdogg 10-12-2005 12:13 PM

I hear amp needs a job

LOL

Jakke PNG 10-12-2005 12:14 PM

mommy's proud of me now...

Manowar 10-12-2005 12:15 PM

Woah, awesome oppurtunity

Jakke PNG 10-12-2005 12:15 PM

If I wasn't eurotrash, and run my own shit I'd definately apply for that place though. :)

MadCat 10-12-2005 12:15 PM

May i suggest Amputate Your Head ?

haha

Juicy D. Links 10-12-2005 12:16 PM

Nice opportunity yo.

BTW has Hef asked who is that sexy male with his pics all over gfy?

Kevsh 10-12-2005 12:17 PM

Sounds amazing, but I'd think the ultimate job would be "Playboy needs new CEO"
No business background / experience required, only a love of goddesses and being able to get at least 1 hour of work done a week
:)

Rinaldo 10-12-2005 12:19 PM

Great opportunity.

Jace 10-12-2005 12:30 PM

the ultimate job isn't one that I have to commute to, and being in LA makes it probably the least desireable job in my book....LA is a shit stain on the ass of the devil

kaktuz 10-12-2005 12:31 PM

/me starts reading photoshop tuts ;)

seeric 10-12-2005 12:31 PM

here we go. this thread will get huge. :) theres a ton of them here.

JD 10-12-2005 12:37 PM

too bad I suck with that shit :(

AmateurFlix 10-12-2005 12:44 PM

damn, this is tempting lol

thediablo 10-12-2005 12:50 PM

w00t!
Exelent op.!!!

To bad i dont have Greencard of Citizenship

maybe next time :D

Verbal 10-12-2005 12:52 PM

:( Damn! Sounds like a fantastic opportunity.

dynastoned 10-12-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
the ultimate job isn't one that I have to commute to, and being in LA makes it probably the least desireable job in my book....LA is a shit stain on the ass of the devil

he said northern cali too if that makes any difference. :thumbsup

wdsguy 10-12-2005 12:56 PM

very nice opportunity.

pornstar2pac 10-12-2005 12:57 PM

can I have a job lensman?

Juicy D. Links 10-12-2005 01:07 PM

mad views

bigdog 10-12-2005 01:10 PM

i hear amp is avilable

Thomas1007 10-12-2005 01:10 PM

wow excellent opportunity for a few designers
best of luck. :thumbsup

poppet 10-12-2005 01:11 PM

Dude, my mother wouldn't be proud of me if I won a fucking Nobel prize.

But this sounds like a helluva lot more fun.

Great opportunity for those who are qualified! :thumbsup

dropped9 10-12-2005 03:29 PM

That sounds like a slamming job.... Too bad I aint a designer...

Violetta 10-12-2005 03:29 PM

ohlala... Too bad I aint a designer!

Rebecca Love 10-12-2005 03:30 PM

Lensman, can you let Playboy know they need more busty redheads! Oh, and I am available! :thumbsup

Rob 10-12-2005 03:31 PM

Honestly, this is an opportunity of a lifetime! I would jump on this faster than Headless would jump on a twinkie if I wasn't already wrapped up in 5 million other things.

Good luck and congrats to whomever gets the position! :thumbsup

Lensman 10-12-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebecca Love
Lensman, can you let Playboy know they need more busty redheads! Oh, and I am available! :thumbsup

We don't have enough, that's for sure!

BucksMania 10-12-2005 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poppet
Dude, my mother wouldn't be proud of me if I won a fucking Nobel prize.


:) :) :)

cool1 10-12-2005 03:45 PM

Sounds like a awesome posistion for someone.
Now I wish I had learned more about site designing.

Adult Cash Provider Carl 10-12-2005 03:54 PM

damn that must be a dream job

Nicky 10-12-2005 04:04 PM

wow, very nice job opportunity for a designer :thumbsup
There are plenty of em here at GFY so I guess you will find some good ones

Morgan 10-12-2005 04:05 PM

someone's stoked.

that's an awesome job!!!

JFK 10-12-2005 04:14 PM

good luck to all the applicants :thumbsup

chronic avenger 10-12-2005 04:31 PM

E mail sent :)

TheMob 10-12-2005 04:32 PM

Can I come to work in my boxers?

BAKO 10-12-2005 04:33 PM

Good Opportunity

emthree 10-12-2005 04:36 PM

Hey Lens, create a "Playboy Village" in Cali.
Housing for all the Playboy employees!

Seriously though, what's the zip code to the area? I need to get out of NY :(

BlueQuartz 10-12-2005 04:37 PM

jobs are for suckers

seattle 10-12-2005 04:49 PM

What color are the robes?

Jer 10-12-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueQuartz
jobs are for suckers

I like to suck female boobs :)


Great opportunity!

Graphics Master XXX 10-12-2005 04:58 PM

ahh damnit! now i definitly hate being Canadian.. I could only wish you guys would open up an office up here :(

Lensboy 10-12-2005 05:14 PM

Did Barry finally get axed?
:upsidedow

wdsguy 10-12-2005 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensboy
Did Barry finally get axed?
:upsidedow

fake nicks sucks

wdsguy 10-12-2005 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
can I have a job lensman?


Isn't your job the official ass kisser?

Spunky 10-12-2005 05:24 PM

Awesome opportunity for somebody

Tylo 10-12-2005 06:00 PM

Wish I lived in cali, This job sounds sweet!! but I cant relocate, congrats to who ever lands it though.

Lace 10-12-2005 06:13 PM

What a great job opportunity! :thumbsup

Sosa 10-12-2005 06:27 PM

kickass job for some designers

adultchica 10-12-2005 06:36 PM

WHOOPS.

Good luck everyone


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