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adultchica 10-12-2005 06:37 PM

50....beat ya WOJ ya fucker :-P

darnit 10-12-2005 06:42 PM

Whats the approx pay range?

Adult Site Traffic 10-12-2005 06:44 PM

I can't even build a banner. I doubt they will hire me :)

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-12-2005 06:53 PM

Since when did Adult.com have offices in LA?

When is Lunch good for you?

toddler 10-12-2005 07:05 PM

all the ass kissers come out, heh

camouflaged123 10-12-2005 07:16 PM

I wish i had a greencard too...too bad!

elitetec 10-12-2005 07:17 PM

damn wish i knew how to do this

HAPPYPEEKERS 10-12-2005 07:22 PM

Wow..this is an amazing chance.. I wish everyone the very best of luck..
This is the type of job that alot of people dream of!

Lensboy 10-12-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
fake nicks sucks


you got me... bang

Vitasoy 10-12-2005 07:46 PM

A sweet opportunity we have here

pornpf69 10-12-2005 09:13 PM

working for playboy must be a very nice thing....

elitetec 10-12-2005 09:15 PM

money and ass wats better

NoWhErE 10-12-2005 09:25 PM

Lensman, how about some professionnal editors? I bet I could impress you ;)

AmeliaG 10-12-2005 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poppet
Dude, my mother wouldn't be proud of me if I won a fucking Nobel prize.

But this sounds like a helluva lot more fun.

Great opportunity for those who are qualified! :thumbsup


We are related! Nobel prize, Playboy designer, SpookyCash head honcho, President, etc. all be about the same level of approval/disapproval.

media 10-12-2005 09:41 PM

NICE.. 3 years ago I woulda gone for this.. This is a top notch plan for someone with some skill who hasnt already progressed to something big..

Nice offer Lens!!!!

Rebecca Love 10-12-2005 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
We don't have enough, that's for sure!

Glad we could agree.... :)

camouflaged123 10-12-2005 11:01 PM

I am off to be a professional graphic designer... ;)

Red Ezra 10-12-2005 11:14 PM

nice offer - good luck gfy'rs

Greg B 10-13-2005 12:19 AM

Say Lensman, do they need cartoonists?

zvik 10-13-2005 12:50 AM

Hey Playboy, you can reach me here: www.zvik.com :)

Rictor 10-13-2005 01:00 AM

When Playboy is hiring writers...or even pool boys...let me know!

napoleon 10-13-2005 02:36 AM

How i wish a have a green card.... :( :( :(

Zuzana Designs 10-13-2005 04:49 AM

I'm from cali and want to move back :)

NickJ 10-13-2005 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
Sounds amazing, but I'd think the ultimate job would be "Playboy needs new CEO"
No business background / experience required, only a love of goddesses and being able to get at least 1 hour of work done a week
:)


yup yup yup

:pimp

Vlad 10-13-2005 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darnit
Whats the approx pay range?

$3.70/hour + bus tickets FREE !

Basic_man 10-13-2005 05:49 AM

It's an awesome opportunity, but I'm way too far from LA .. :(

Markit 10-13-2005 06:01 AM

Nice job hehheeh
:thumbsup

loverboy 10-13-2005 07:28 AM

great opportunity ahead on the 3 lucky positions

:smokin

LoriAnderson 10-13-2005 07:34 AM

good luck to whoever applies. :)

oil 10-13-2005 08:26 AM

[QUOTE=Lensman]... do something your Mom would be proud of
QUOTE]

ha ha like this one :D

tony286 10-13-2005 08:39 AM

sound like a great job

theS2O 10-13-2005 09:44 AM

good opportunity!

too bad i'm on the other side of the world.. :(

AdultRMX 10-13-2005 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theS2O
good opportunity!

too bad i'm on the other side of the world.. :(



same here :(

suicidemessiah 10-13-2005 10:09 AM

arghhh damn im from mars
:)

mammy 10-14-2005 01:51 PM

sounds nice
wish i have green carta ;)

Lensman 10-15-2005 10:06 AM

Pin for the weekend crowd.

DesignWise 10-15-2005 10:19 AM

i need a Job :)

Ace-wtf 10-15-2005 11:13 AM

sounds like a great enviroment to create :thumbsup

goodluck

BrainClaude 10-15-2005 12:23 PM

Hope our graphist wont leave my company !

Good luck Lesman, PLayboy really deserve the best graphist

jonesonyou 10-15-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
the ultimate job isn't one that I have to commute to, and being in LA makes it probably the least desireable job in my book....LA is a shit stain on the ass of the devil



Had no Idea it was that bad..ill skip the stop on my road trip! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

squizzel 10-15-2005 03:54 PM

why does playboy need designers?

QuaWee 10-15-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel
why does playboy need designers?

playboycash

bhutocracy 10-15-2005 07:25 PM

good luck to someone although i didn't think there were that many US designers here anymore. Hate to think of the emils lens is getting from overseas designers begging for telecommuting work even though he's already said no.

Juicy D. Links 10-15-2005 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Pin for the weekend crowd.


Lens didnt i give you a seminar on Getting Mad Views without pinning threads?

You still have 5 months left for one on one phone consultations lmk if you need help with MAD VIEWS

Screaming 10-15-2005 10:06 PM

wow what an awesome opportunity

Ace_luffy 10-16-2005 12:06 AM

goodluck....

xclusive 10-16-2005 01:27 AM

Heck of a chance for somebody and I hope that you find what you need.

Rebecca Love 10-16-2005 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Lens didnt i give you a seminar on Getting Mad Views without pinning threads?

You still have 5 months left for one on one phone consultations lmk if you need help with MAD VIEWS

Juicy, you crack me up! :thumbsup

neverlearn 10-16-2005 06:04 AM

I would be willing to work for fuck all...minimum wage for the first year as long as I could be part of this...I dont have a pornfolio so to speak...
But if I could work for Playboy...hell ya... this would be my settle down...
Unfortunatley I work / live in Canada...
But if you try me, I will not dissapoint...
Bottom line is the female body is the greatest thing ever created its an easy fun design spot.
and if you want someone with style, whose dedicated to deliver and willing to go through change after change after change after change... test me on photoshop or illustratorand see where I stand...
Im your man
at your command ... yesterday... I work fast...
[email protected]

neverlearn 10-16-2005 06:40 AM

I forgot too mention that i would clean up my shit mouth on the internet as well...


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