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WarChild 09-16-2005 06:34 PM

Shemp
 
Still having problems with email and now I'm in Costa Rica it's more difficult to get a clean telephone line to call you.

I made my protection payment for this month, it's in your epassporte. Please don't send the goons.

Thanks :)

tony286 09-16-2005 06:37 PM

no satellite phone? lol

pr0 09-16-2005 06:41 PM

shemp needs to speak with the leader first

CaptainHowdy 09-16-2005 06:42 PM

Hola como esta, senior?

the Shemp 09-16-2005 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
Still having problems with email and now I'm in Costa Rica it's more difficult to get a clean telephone line to call you.

I made my protection payment for this month, it's in your epassporte. Please don't send the goons.

Thanks :)

got the cash, WarChild...thanks :thumbsup
ps, its raining here...

TexasDreams 09-16-2005 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0
shemp needs to speak with the leader first

Shemp IS the leader in my book! :playboy

:thumbsup

the Shemp 09-16-2005 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams
Shemp IS the leader in my book! :playboy

:thumbsup

congrats on your new job, TD...GFY needs an engineer on board :thumbsup

TexasDreams 09-16-2005 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp
congrats on your new job, TD...GFY needs an engineer on board :thumbsup

I'm just hoping that I don't wreck the train! :1orglaugh

http://www.texasdreams.com/trainwreck.jpg

:Oh crap

WarChild 09-16-2005 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp
got the cash, WarChild...thanks :thumbsup
ps, its raining here...

No problem and thank you.

It's rainy season here, but it's been quite dry for it. If it makes you feel better about the upcoming cold weather there, I can fed ex you some good coffee. :thumbsup

pr0 09-16-2005 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams
Shemp IS the leader in my book! :playboy

:thumbsup

shhhhh
:winkwink:

the Shemp 09-17-2005 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0
shhhhh
:winkwink:

i think the Leader took an early retirement when he found out that TGPs needed brokers to sell spots.....

WarChild 09-17-2005 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp
i think the Leader took an early retirement when he found out that TGPs needed brokers to sell spots.....

Oh shit, was paying you a mistake? Am I supposed to be seeking out a broker? I kind of like dealing with the site owner personally, but that's just me.

the Shemp 09-17-2005 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
Oh shit, was paying you a mistake? Am I supposed to be seeking out a broker? I kind of like dealing with the site owner personally, but that's just me.

no son, you did the right thing, ALL the money goes in the shemps pocket :thumbsup

sonofsam 09-17-2005 03:23 AM

i wanna pay the shemp.. what are you selling? i wanna buy it!

the Shemp 09-17-2005 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
i wanna pay the shemp.. what are you selling? i wanna buy it!

we offer our FREE preferred submit account holders the option to upgrade to a very high placement on the page, with a guarantee of being listed... i dont advertise it, its only available to the current account holders...

sonofsam 09-17-2005 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp
we offer our FREE preferred submit account holders the option to upgrade to a very high placement on the page, with a guarantee of being listed... i dont advertise it, its only available to the current account holders...

any acceptions for vancouverites? :winkwink:

WarChild 09-17-2005 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp
no son, you did the right thing, ALL the money goes in the shemps pocket :thumbsup

Here's an interesting fact:

As far as pricing goes on paid partner accounts, Shemp pricing is roughly equal to Video-post and Worldsex/Al4a partner accounts.

Worldsex has been the biggest return on investment for me, but there's no guarantee to be listed. That means I have to work extra hard to make sure I get listed. Even with the extra effort, it's still the biggest pay off. I have multiple accounts on these sites.

A very, very, very close second is Shemp traffic. By volume it's significantly less. By sales though, it's always within about 20% variance with World Sex. The difference here is that it's guaranteed. I get to post galleries with 3 movies instead of being required to have four, and I can use pretty much any sponsor I like. I was very, very shocked at these results. When I used to have a free partner account, I didn't see anywhere near the resulsts. I was skeptical when I first bought, but I'm convinced now.

Shemp traffic is as good as gold.

the Shemp 09-17-2005 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
any acceptions for vancouverites? :winkwink:

you will need a reference, maybe you can get Webgurl or Shortbread to vouch for you..

WarChild 09-17-2005 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp
you will need a reference, maybe you can get Webgurl or Shortbread to vouch for you..

You know, I'll probably regret this, but I admire this kid's balls. I'll vouch for him, for a silver one submit a day account.

Sam: Fuck me and it's on, but you know that. Now make some cash :)

sonofsam 09-17-2005 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
You know, I'll probably regret this, but I admire this kid's balls. I'll vouch for him, for a silver one submit a day account.

Sam: Fuck me and it's on, but you know that. Now make some cash :)

thanks buddy :thumbsup

my word is solid, i never fuck anybody...

the Shemp 09-17-2005 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
You know, I'll probably regret this, but I admire this kid's balls. I'll vouch for him, for a silver one submit a day account.

Sam: Fuck me and it's on, but you know that. Now make some cash :)



okay, im in....sam, email me...

sonofsam 09-17-2005 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp
okay, im in....sam, email me...

email addy?

also what info would you like me to include in the email?

the Shemp 09-17-2005 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
email addy?

also what info would you like me to include in the email?

just find my email and send me a note saying you want an account. (its a test)

sonofsam 09-17-2005 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp
just find my email and send me a note saying you want an account. (its a test)

well yah obviously i found the email on the rates page, but didn't know if that was your name or if you had a bunch of people on the team etc.... okay i'll shoot an email over right now, thanks :thumbsup

WarChild 09-17-2005 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
thanks buddy :thumbsup

my word is solid, i never fuck anybody...

Don't let me down. Remember, Shemp has the strictest rules of almost any site. Do not auto submit, and double check every gallery. No popups on your sponsor, he hates that. :thumbsup

the Shemp 09-17-2005 04:13 AM

okay, ive sent the application to Sam.
Warchild, thanks for the endorsement of our traffic
im off to catch some Z's :thumbsup

sonofsam 09-17-2005 04:16 AM

thanks to both of you :)

WarChild 09-17-2005 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp
okay, ive sent the application to Sam.
Warchild, thanks for the endorsement of our traffic
im off to catch some Z's :thumbsup

Hey one more thing, I have a real good friend who got back in to galleries. I'd like to get him an account, even if I have to pay for it. Can you email me [email protected] so I can give you details? I'd consider it a personal favor and it would warm my heart. :)


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