Shemp

[WarChild]

Still having problems with email and now I'm in Costa Rica it's more difficult to get a clean telephone line to call you.

I made my protection payment for this month, it's in your epassporte. Please don't send the goons.

Thanks

[tony286]

no satellite phone? lol

[pr0]

shemp needs to speak with the leader first

[CaptainHowdy]

Hola como esta, senior?

[the Shemp]

Still having problems with email and now I'm in Costa Rica it's more difficult to get a clean telephone line to call you.

I made my protection payment for this month, it's in your epassporte. Please don't send the goons.

Thanks

got the cash, WarChild...thanks
ps, its raining here...

[TexasDreams]

shemp needs to speak with the leader first

Shemp IS the leader in my book!

[the Shemp]

Shemp IS the leader in my book!

congrats on your new job, TD...GFY needs an engineer on board

[TexasDreams]

congrats on your new job, TD...GFY needs an engineer on board

I'm just hoping that I don't wreck the train!

[WarChild]

got the cash, WarChild...thanks
ps, its raining here...

No problem and thank you.

It's rainy season here, but it's been quite dry for it. If it makes you feel better about the upcoming cold weather there, I can fed ex you some good coffee.

[pr0]

Shemp IS the leader in my book!

shhhhh

[the Shemp]

shhhhh

i think the Leader took an early retirement when he found out that TGPs needed brokers to sell spots.....

[WarChild]

i think the Leader took an early retirement when he found out that TGPs needed brokers to sell spots.....

Oh shit, was paying you a mistake? Am I supposed to be seeking out a broker? I kind of like dealing with the site owner personally, but that's just me.

[the Shemp]

Oh shit, was paying you a mistake? Am I supposed to be seeking out a broker? I kind of like dealing with the site owner personally, but that's just me.

no son, you did the right thing, ALL the money goes in the shemps pocket

[sonofsam]

i wanna pay the shemp.. what are you selling? i wanna buy it!

[the Shemp]

i wanna pay the shemp.. what are you selling? i wanna buy it!

we offer our FREE preferred submit account holders the option to upgrade to a very high placement on the page, with a guarantee of being listed... i dont advertise it, its only available to the current account holders...

[sonofsam]

we offer our FREE preferred submit account holders the option to upgrade to a very high placement on the page, with a guarantee of being listed... i dont advertise it, its only available to the current account holders...

any acceptions for vancouverites?

[WarChild]

no son, you did the right thing, ALL the money goes in the shemps pocket

Here's an interesting fact:

As far as pricing goes on paid partner accounts, Shemp pricing is roughly equal to Video-post and Worldsex/Al4a partner accounts.

Worldsex has been the biggest return on investment for me, but there's no guarantee to be listed. That means I have to work extra hard to make sure I get listed. Even with the extra effort, it's still the biggest pay off. I have multiple accounts on these sites.

A very, very, very close second is Shemp traffic. By volume it's significantly less. By sales though, it's always within about 20% variance with World Sex. The difference here is that it's guaranteed. I get to post galleries with 3 movies instead of being required to have four, and I can use pretty much any sponsor I like. I was very, very shocked at these results. When I used to have a free partner account, I didn't see anywhere near the resulsts. I was skeptical when I first bought, but I'm convinced now.

Shemp traffic is as good as gold.

[the Shemp]

any acceptions for vancouverites?

you will need a reference, maybe you can get Webgurl or Shortbread to vouch for you..

[WarChild]

you will need a reference, maybe you can get Webgurl or Shortbread to vouch for you..

You know, I'll probably regret this, but I admire this kid's balls. I'll vouch for him, for a silver one submit a day account.

Sam: Fuck me and it's on, but you know that. Now make some cash

[sonofsam]

You know, I'll probably regret this, but I admire this kid's balls. I'll vouch for him, for a silver one submit a day account.

Sam: Fuck me and it's on, but you know that. Now make some cash

thanks buddy

my word is solid, i never fuck anybody...

[the Shemp]

You know, I'll probably regret this, but I admire this kid's balls. I'll vouch for him, for a silver one submit a day account.

Sam: Fuck me and it's on, but you know that. Now make some cash

okay, im in....sam, email me...

[sonofsam]

okay, im in....sam, email me...

email addy?

also what info would you like me to include in the email?

[the Shemp]

email addy?

also what info would you like me to include in the email?

just find my email and send me a note saying you want an account. (its a test)

[sonofsam]

just find my email and send me a note saying you want an account. (its a test)

well yah obviously i found the email on the rates page, but didn't know if that was your name or if you had a bunch of people on the team etc.... okay i'll shoot an email over right now, thanks

[WarChild]

thanks buddy

my word is solid, i never fuck anybody...

Don't let me down. Remember, Shemp has the strictest rules of almost any site. Do not auto submit, and double check every gallery. No popups on your sponsor, he hates that.

[the Shemp]

okay, ive sent the application to Sam.
Warchild, thanks for the endorsement of our traffic
im off to catch some Z's

[sonofsam]

thanks to both of you

[WarChild]

okay, ive sent the application to Sam.
Warchild, thanks for the endorsement of our traffic
im off to catch some Z's

Hey one more thing, I have a real good friend who got back in to galleries. I'd like to get him an account, even if I have to pay for it. Can you email me [email protected] so I can give you details? I'd consider it a personal favor and it would warm my heart.