SEO expert needed - $1k reward for a high Google listing...
 

Good afternoon,

Our current SEO expert is having personal problems.
We need a new webmaster who can get us a "top 3" Google listing for the keyword "sea animals sex".

Post here your prices and contact information if you feel you got the skills.

thanks,

Thomas


PS Seriouz offers only.

dont you mean

"see animal sex" ?

Nope he means sea animals sex

There's a huge market for voyeurs who get off watching sea animals mate.

Yooooo Tommy where you been?

whats a weird fetish be arroused watching whales having sex..

Praise you Brother Frolics With Dolphins. Watch for Chio The Pirate's useful post, it'll save you some money.

On a side note is anyone up for a game of Parcheesi?

Ok here you go, seo i snot a matter of 1-2 weeks etc, it might take up to 6 months, depending on the site we'll optimize, I go to G, type in sea animal sex, here is the root of that pages which is showing first news.nationalgeographic.com a quick research over 2000 backlinks, high PR etc so to compete with them its gonna be a little hard etc, its doable though, with the righ skills, I can get you to the top 10
If you are interested hit me up 311-406-221

PS: cannot give you any price before I need to look at the site that you have etc

A $1000?? $1000????

Suppose that could get top spot of "eco projects in Manhattan" :1orglaugh

Ain't as exciting as "sea animals sex" tho! :winkwink:

Are you for real, man? :1orglaugh

LOL. yeah he is man! didn't you know? National Geographic and their 2,000 backlinks are ALL ABOUT sea animal sex!

Lol, evidentally he is, guess he doesn't realize Thomas is Juicy's fake nick and the sea animal stuff is all in fun. Bet he's already researching how to overtake the whale mating sites.

Don't knock it Lazy! Serious niche there!! *lol*

sea animals rock

Shsh, lets not the cat of the bag, I've done quite well with sea lion fellatio sites and I don't need anyone moving in on my turf.

Try swami or xxxjay...

lol, yeah that's a multi-billion-dollar market :>

And just think how funny this thread could have been with other so called SEO experts weighing in but someone had to spoil the fun.

Would have to see the site.

No one can claim they will get you one ranking or another without BS.

I used to work for these guys

Dont you wish you didnt fire me now over that penguin incident. I told you it was coming on to me.

Sir,

Contacting you now...

Thanks,


Thomas

are you for real by giving it away. Wanna play the smartass here????

hit me up on icq I'll work on commision. nothing upfront only pay once you get google traffic.

Sorry, I was on vacation. But I got a ton of new sea animal pics we can use now.
WG