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  • Thomas van de Koch
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 468
    #1

    SEO expert needed - $1k reward for a high Google listing...

    Good afternoon,

    Our current SEO expert is having personal problems.
    We need a new webmaster who can get us a "top 3" Google listing for the keyword "sea animals sex".

    Post here your prices and contact information if you feel you got the skills.

    thanks,

    Thomas


    PS Seriouz offers only.
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    • lazycash
      Troll Patrol
      • Aug 2002
      • 15214
      #2
      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...earchid=143408
      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

      Its crazy..."

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        • keyboard warrior
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 1435
          #3
          dont you mean

          "see animal sex" ?
          - nothing here -

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            • lazycash
              Troll Patrol
              • Aug 2002
              • 15214
              #4
              Originally posted by keyboard warrior
              dont you mean

              "see animal sex" ?
              Nope he means sea animals sex

              There's a huge market for voyeurs who get off watching sea animals mate.
              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

              Its crazy..."

              VenusBlogger

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                • pradaboy
                  sell me your banners
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 12931
                  #5
                  Yooooo Tommy where you been?
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                    • TTiger
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 3030
                      #6
                      whats a weird fetish be arroused watching whales having sex..

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                        • Theo The Theologian
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 1099
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
                          Good afternoon,

                          Our current SEO expert is having personal problems.
                          We need a new webmaster who can get us a "top 3" Google listing for the keyword "sea animals sex".

                          Post here your prices and contact information if you feel you got the skills.

                          thanks,

                          Thomas


                          PS Seriouz offers only.
                          Praise you Brother Frolics With Dolphins. Watch for Chio The Pirate's useful post, it'll save you some money.

                          On a side note is anyone up for a game of Parcheesi?


                          I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                            • Expected_Man
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 2015
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
                              Good afternoon,

                              Our current SEO expert is having personal problems.
                              We need a new webmaster who can get us a "top 3" Google listing for the keyword "sea animals sex".

                              Post here your prices and contact information if you feel you got the skills.

                              thanks,

                              Thomas


                              PS Seriouz offers only.
                              Ok here you go, seo i snot a matter of 1-2 weeks etc, it might take up to 6 months, depending on the site we'll optimize, I go to G, type in sea animal sex, here is the root of that pages which is showing first news.nationalgeographic.com a quick research over 2000 backlinks, high PR etc so to compete with them its gonna be a little hard etc, its doable though, with the righ skills, I can get you to the top 10
                              If you are interested hit me up 311-406-221

                              PS: cannot give you any price before I need to look at the site that you have etc

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                                • Webby
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 14956
                                  #9
                                  A $1000?? $1000????

                                  Suppose that could get top spot of "eco projects in Manhattan"

                                  Ain't as exciting as "sea animals sex" tho!
                                  XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                    • xfalmp
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 1474
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Expected_Man
                                      Ok here you go, seo i snot a matter of 1-2 weeks etc, it might take up to 6 months, depending on the site we'll optimize, I go to G, type in sea animal sex, here is the root of that pages which is showing first news.nationalgeographic.com a quick research over 2000 backlinks, high PR etc so to compete with them its gonna be a little hard etc, its doable though, with the righ skills, I can get you to the top 10
                                      If you are interested hit me up 311-406-221

                                      PS: cannot give you any price before I need to look at the site that you have etc
                                      Are you for real, man?

                                      Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                        • galleryseek
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 8234
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by xfalmp
                                          Are you for real, man?
                                          LOL. yeah he is man! didn't you know? National Geographic and their 2,000 backlinks are ALL ABOUT sea animal sex!

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                                            • lazycash
                                              Troll Patrol
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 15214
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by xfalmp
                                              Are you for real, man?
                                              Lol, evidentally he is, guess he doesn't realize Thomas is Juicy's fake nick and the sea animal stuff is all in fun. Bet he's already researching how to overtake the whale mating sites.
                                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                              Its crazy..."

                                              VenusBlogger

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                                                • Webby
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 14956
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by lazycash
                                                  Bet he's already researching how to overtake the whale mating sites.
                                                  Don't knock it Lazy! Serious niche there!! *lol*
                                                  XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                                    • Juilan
                                                      Sultan of Swing
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 15141
                                                      #14
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                                                        • cool1
                                                          sex is good
                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                          • 24939
                                                          #15
                                                          sea animals rock

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                                                            • lazycash
                                                              Troll Patrol
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 15214
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by lazycash
                                                              Lol, evidentally he is, guess he doesn't realize Thomas is Juicy's fake nick and the sea animal stuff is all in fun. Bet he's already researching how to overtake the whale mating sites.
                                                              Shsh, lets not the cat of the bag, I've done quite well with sea lion fellatio sites and I don't need anyone moving in on my turf.
                                                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                              Its crazy..."

                                                              VenusBlogger

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                                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 40377
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
                                                                  Good afternoon,

                                                                  Our current SEO expert is having personal problems.
                                                                  We need a new webmaster who can get us a "top 3" Google listing for the keyword "sea animals sex".

                                                                  Post here your prices and contact information if you feel you got the skills.

                                                                  thanks,

                                                                  Thomas


                                                                  PS Seriouz offers only.
                                                                  Try swami or xxxjay...
                                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 122992
                                                                          #19

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                                                                            • cayne
                                                                              My time is coming...
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 7476
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by lazycash
                                                                              Nope he means sea animals sex

                                                                              There's a huge market for voyeurs who get off watching sea animals mate.
                                                                              lol, yeah that's a multi-billion-dollar market :>
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                                                                                • Hammer
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 961
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  And just think how funny this thread could have been with other so called SEO experts weighing in but someone had to spoil the fun.
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                                                                                    • suesheboy
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 5211
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Would have to see the site.

                                                                                      No one can claim they will get you one ranking or another without BS.
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                                                                                        • GoogleBot
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                                                                                          • Jan 2005
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                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                                • Thomas van de Koch
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                  • 468
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Sir,

                                                                                                  Originally posted by Expected_Man
                                                                                                  Ok here you go, seo i snot a matter of 1-2 weeks etc, it might take up to 6 months, depending on the site we'll optimize, I go to G, type in sea animal sex, here is the root of that pages which is showing first news.nationalgeographic.com a quick research over 2000 backlinks, high PR etc so to compete with them its gonna be a little hard etc, its doable though, with the righ skills, I can get you to the top 10
                                                                                                  If you are interested hit me up 311-406-221

                                                                                                  PS: cannot give you any price before I need to look at the site that you have etc
                                                                                                  Contacting you now...

                                                                                                  Thanks,


                                                                                                  Thomas

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                                                                                                    • grumpy
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                      • 9870
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by lazycash
                                                                                                      Lol, evidentally he is, guess he doesn't realize Thomas is Juicy's fake nick and the sea animal stuff is all in fun. Bet he's already researching how to overtake the whale mating sites.

                                                                                                      are you for real by giving it away. Wanna play the smartass here????
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                                                                                                        • thewebgarage
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                          • 1002
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          hit me up on icq I'll work on commision. nothing upfront only pay once you get google traffic.
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                                                                                                            • WiredGuy
                                                                                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                              • 34512
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Sorry, I was on vacation. But I got a ton of new sea animal pics we can use now.
                                                                                                              WG
                                                                                                              I play with Google.

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