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AdultWire 02-20-2002 08:34 AM

Why are adult webmasters lying fucks?
 
Heh.. thought that would get your attention. In all honesty, I don't think that adult webmasters are worse than the rest of the population as a whole (in fact, I think they might be better, because of the firm ethics involved in peddling porn without getting uncle sam breathing down your neck).

On the other hand, in my short while in this biz, I've caught hundreds of people trying to cheat me while I'm offering them a service. I'm really dissapointed, because I think this says a lot about our society as a whole.

If only every program were as honest as jesus-dialer. How heavenly would that be.. Does someone have the URL?

I am looking for suggestions on how I can make money with my Freehost. Right now, it looks like banners at the top and a small text link at the bottom. Does anyone have suggestions for what they'd rather see?

I'm currently hosting these filetypes: html,htm,css,js,gif,jpg,swf,png -- what do I have to do to get *your* business?

RedShoe 02-20-2002 08:38 AM

The Jsesu Dialer is at http://BornAgain-Christians.com

Jakke PNG 02-20-2002 08:39 AM

#1 Do not redirect traffic
#2 Don't have overhelming 404 pages
#3 Footer & header ads something that is accepted in 'all' TGP's
#4 Stay stable
:)

Evil Chris 02-20-2002 08:58 AM

and eat your Wheaties.

Trax 02-20-2002 09:07 AM

hehehehe

funkmaster 02-20-2002 09:15 AM

I couldnīt agree more with you AdultWire ...

... an adult webmasters says "I am doing 600 signups daily", he means, "I have done 20 signups for the month, might be something wrong with my processor"

... an adult webmasters says "my members stay an average of 6 month", he means, "90% cancel their trials, the rest stays 2 month and most of them chargeback, maybe I should start buying some content for my membersection"

... an adult webmasters says "my sites convert like 1:120, you really should send some traffic to XXX", he means, "I have no idea what I am doing wrong, why the hell does it take 1500 qualified uniques to get a signup?"

... an adult webmasters says "I am getting some 250.000 uniques to my paysites, why not join forces?", he means, "I am desperate, this buiz is dying soon, is there any traffic I can steal of you?"

Frank W 02-20-2002 09:17 AM

Or it can be the reverse as well...

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
I couldnīt agree more with you AdultWire ...

... an adult webmasters says "I am doing 600 signups daily", he means, "I have done 20 signups for the month, might be something wrong with my processor"

... an adult webmasters says "my members stay an average of 6 month", he means, "90% cancel their trials, the rest stays 2 month and most of them chargeback, maybe I should start buying some content for my membersection"

... an adult webmasters says "my sites convert like 1:120, you really should send some traffic to XXX", he means, "I have no idea what I am doing wrong, why the hell does it take 1500 qualified uniques to get a signup?"

... an adult webmasters says "I am getting some 250.000 uniques to my paysites, why not join forces?", he means, "I am desperate, this buiz is dying soon, is there any traffic I can steal of you?"


kush 02-20-2002 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by AdultWire
I'm currently hosting these filetypes: html,htm,css,js,gif,jpg,swf,png -- what do I have to do to get *your* business?
I've never heard of some of those, but why exlude .jpe files from that list? They're a biggie and used by alot of people!

1st 02-20-2002 10:21 AM

Always use Thehun and make profit...

Sleepy 02-20-2002 10:49 AM

Then again there are the resellers who ask for content so they can steal it for their own AVS sites. And theres the resellers who think they send 2000 uniques per day because their sexlist counter says so. Then theres the resellers who claim Im shaving their stats though they never replace "your code" with their reseller code. Theres also the reseller who is sending S&M traffic to my softcore teen site and cant figure why it doesnt convert.
And overall.. the funniest thing is the resellers who sell the same damn site that 50,000 other guys are selling and dont understand why they cant get sales.

Theres scumbags and morons on both sides of the fence...

SykkBoy 02-20-2002 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleepy
Then again there are the resellers who ask for content so they can steal it for their own AVS sites. And theres the resellers who think they send 2000 uniques per day because their sexlist counter says so. Then theres the resellers who claim Im shaving their stats though they never replace "your code" with their reseller code. Theres also the reseller who is sending S&M traffic to my softcore teen site and cant figure why it doesnt convert.
And overall.. the funniest thing is the resellers who sell the same damn site that 50,000 other guys are selling and dont understand why they cant get sales.

best post of the year! :)

pr0 02-20-2002 10:55 AM

hehehehe

we all need hookers & 40's

Kimmykim 02-20-2002 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2


best post of the year! :)

I'll second that one.

Sleepy 02-20-2002 12:25 PM

Well it sure is nice to know Im not alone :)

AdultWire 02-20-2002 05:52 PM

Kush.. I'll add jpe and jpeg (they're all variations of jpg).

SykkBoy2: You're absolutely right.. sometimes someone who appears to be a theif is just an idiot.

I produced a website for a new non-adult company last year, and was shocked when they tried to get me to ditch my partner (the graphics artist) because graphics aren't worth anything.. this is after they had a working site, and wanted a price break. I mean, the fuck you say!

hollywood 02-20-2002 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultWire
I'm really dissapointed, because I think this says a lot about our society as a whole.

If only every program were as honest as jesus-dialer(I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER). How heavenly would that be.. Does someone have the URL?


This is NOT society... THIS is the PORN industry!!

Amputate Your Head 02-20-2002 06:12 PM

Quote:

quote:
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Originally posted by AdultWire
I'm really dissapointed, because I think this says a lot about our society as a whole.

If only every program were as honest as jesus-dialer(I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER). How heavenly would that be.. Does someone have the URL?


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This is NOT society... THIS is the PORN industry!!
dude... are you on some heavy nasal decongestant or something?


chill out man....

Dreamman010 02-20-2002 06:25 PM

I have also opened a new free-host lately. I'm now working on an automatic script for virtual hosting. Do you guys think that giving the opportunity for v-hosting will attract more webmasters? Or webmasters dont care whether it's a domain or just a link?

Amputate Your Head 02-20-2002 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreamman010
I have also opened a new free-host lately. I'm now working on an automatic script for virtual hosting. Do you guys think that giving the opportunity for v-hosting will attract more webmasters? Or webmasters dont care whether it's a domain or just a link?
Well, I don't think what you have here is really a matter of a domain name or not issue.... the crux of it is, you say you're gonna open virtual hosting... but there's already GOBS of virtual hosting widely available.... (as well as freehosting).... so the question REALLY is, what are you going to offer that is going to stand out and MAKE webmasters want your service over the one's that have been around forever?

hollywood 02-20-2002 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

dude... are you on some heavy nasal decongestant or something?


chill out man....

it was a joke

"chill out man..."

step off 02-20-2002 07:08 PM

HEY PRO !!! I KNOW WHAT U DO AND IM WATCHING U !!!! :ak47:

Amputate Your Head 02-20-2002 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by step off
HEY PRO !!! I KNOW WHAT U DO AND IM WATCHING U !!!! :ak47:
you should change your name to "jerk off".

JFK 02-20-2002 07:38 PM

PLEASE............ PLEASE............. PLEASE.......... Its MR LYING FUCK TO YOU:1orglaugh


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