Why are adult webmasters lying fucks? - GoFuckYourself.com

AdultWire · 02-20-2002, 08:34 AM

Heh.. thought that would get your attention. In all honesty, I don't think that adult webmasters are worse than the rest of the population as a whole (in fact, I think they might be better, because of the firm ethics involved in peddling porn without getting uncle sam breathing down your neck).

On the other hand, in my short while in this biz, I've caught hundreds of people trying to cheat me while I'm offering them a service. I'm really dissapointed, because I think this says a lot about our society as a whole.

If only every program were as honest as jesus-dialer. How heavenly would that be.. Does someone have the URL?

I am looking for suggestions on how I can make money with my Freehost. Right now, it looks like banners at the top and a small text link at the bottom. Does anyone have suggestions for what they'd rather see?

I'm currently hosting these filetypes: html,htm,css,js,gif,jpg,swf,png -- what do I have to do to get *your* business?

RedShoe · 02-20-2002, 08:38 AM

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Jakke PNG · 02-20-2002, 08:39 AM

#1 Do not redirect traffic
#2 Don't have overhelming 404 pages
#3 Footer & header ads something that is accepted in 'all' TGP's
#4 Stay stable

Evil Chris · 02-20-2002, 08:58 AM

and eat your Wheaties.

Trax · 02-20-2002, 09:07 AM

hehehehe

funkmaster · 02-20-2002, 09:15 AM

I couldn´t agree more with you AdultWire ...

... an adult webmasters says "I am doing 600 signups daily", he means, "I have done 20 signups for the month, might be something wrong with my processor"

... an adult webmasters says "my members stay an average of 6 month", he means, "90% cancel their trials, the rest stays 2 month and most of them chargeback, maybe I should start buying some content for my membersection"

... an adult webmasters says "my sites convert like 1:120, you really should send some traffic to XXX", he means, "I have no idea what I am doing wrong, why the hell does it take 1500 qualified uniques to get a signup?"

... an adult webmasters says "I am getting some 250.000 uniques to my paysites, why not join forces?", he means, "I am desperate, this buiz is dying soon, is there any traffic I can steal of you?"

Frank W · 02-20-2002, 09:17 AM

Or it can be the reverse as well...

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Originally posted by funkmaster
I couldn´t agree more with you AdultWire ...

... an adult webmasters says "I am doing 600 signups daily", he means, "I have done 20 signups for the month, might be something wrong with my processor"

... an adult webmasters says "my members stay an average of 6 month", he means, "90% cancel their trials, the rest stays 2 month and most of them chargeback, maybe I should start buying some content for my membersection"

... an adult webmasters says "my sites convert like 1:120, you really should send some traffic to XXX", he means, "I have no idea what I am doing wrong, why the hell does it take 1500 qualified uniques to get a signup?"

... an adult webmasters says "I am getting some 250.000 uniques to my paysites, why not join forces?", he means, "I am desperate, this buiz is dying soon, is there any traffic I can steal of you?"

kush · 02-20-2002, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by AdultWire
I'm currently hosting these filetypes: html,htm,css,js,gif,jpg,swf,png -- what do I have to do to get *your* business?

I've never heard of some of those, but why exlude .jpe files from that list? They're a biggie and used by alot of people!

1st · 02-20-2002, 10:21 AM

Always use Thehun and make profit...

Sleepy · 02-20-2002, 10:49 AM

Then again there are the resellers who ask for content so they can steal it for their own AVS sites. And theres the resellers who think they send 2000 uniques per day because their sexlist counter says so. Then theres the resellers who claim Im shaving their stats though they never replace "your code" with their reseller code. Theres also the reseller who is sending S&M traffic to my softcore teen site and cant figure why it doesnt convert.
And overall.. the funniest thing is the resellers who sell the same damn site that 50,000 other guys are selling and dont understand why they cant get sales.

Theres scumbags and morons on both sides of the fence...

SykkBoy · 02-20-2002, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by Sleepy
Then again there are the resellers who ask for content so they can steal it for their own AVS sites. And theres the resellers who think they send 2000 uniques per day because their sexlist counter says so. Then theres the resellers who claim Im shaving their stats though they never replace "your code" with their reseller code. Theres also the reseller who is sending S&M traffic to my softcore teen site and cant figure why it doesnt convert.
And overall.. the funniest thing is the resellers who sell the same damn site that 50,000 other guys are selling and dont understand why they cant get sales.

best post of the year! :)

pr0 · 02-20-2002, 10:55 AM

hehehehe

we all need hookers & 40's

Kimmykim · 02-20-2002, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

best post of the year!

I'll second that one.

Sleepy · 02-20-2002, 12:25 PM

Well it sure is nice to know Im not alone

AdultWire · 02-20-2002, 05:52 PM

Kush.. I'll add jpe and jpeg (they're all variations of jpg).

SykkBoy2: You're absolutely right.. sometimes someone who appears to be a theif is just an idiot.

I produced a website for a new non-adult company last year, and was shocked when they tried to get me to ditch my partner (the graphics artist) because graphics aren't worth anything.. this is after they had a working site, and wanted a price break. I mean, the fuck you say!

hollywood · 02-20-2002, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by AdultWire
I'm really dissapointed, because I think this says a lot about our society as a whole.

If only every program were as honest as jesus-dialer(I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER). How heavenly would that be.. Does someone have the URL?

This is NOT society... THIS is the PORN industry!!

Amputate Your Head · 02-20-2002, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by AdultWire
I'm really dissapointed, because I think this says a lot about our society as a whole.

If only every program were as honest as jesus-dialer(I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER - I AM A SPAMMER). How heavenly would that be.. Does someone have the URL?

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This is NOT society... THIS is the PORN industry!!

dude... are you on some heavy nasal decongestant or something?

chill out man....

Dreamman010 · 02-20-2002, 06:25 PM

I have also opened a new free-host lately. I'm now working on an automatic script for virtual hosting. Do you guys think that giving the opportunity for v-hosting will attract more webmasters? Or webmasters dont care whether it's a domain or just a link?

Amputate Your Head · 02-20-2002, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Dreamman010
I have also opened a new free-host lately. I'm now working on an automatic script for virtual hosting. Do you guys think that giving the opportunity for v-hosting will attract more webmasters? Or webmasters dont care whether it's a domain or just a link?

Well, I don't think what you have here is really a matter of a domain name or not issue.... the crux of it is, you say you're gonna open virtual hosting... but there's already GOBS of virtual hosting widely available.... (as well as freehosting).... so the question REALLY is, what are you going to offer that is going to stand out and MAKE webmasters want your service over the one's that have been around forever?

hollywood · 02-20-2002, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

dude... are you on some heavy nasal decongestant or something?

chill out man....

it was a joke

"chill out man..."

step off · 02-20-2002, 07:08 PM

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Amputate Your Head · 02-20-2002, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by step off
HEY PRO !!! I KNOW WHAT U DO AND IM WATCHING U !!!!

you should change your name to "jerk off".

JFK · 02-20-2002, 07:38 PM

PLEASE............ PLEASE............. PLEASE.......... Its MR LYING FUCK TO YOU

02-20-2002, 05:52 PM	#15
AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	Kush.. I'll add jpe and jpeg (they're all variations of jpg). SykkBoy2: You're absolutely right.. sometimes someone who appears to be a theif is just an idiot. I produced a website for a new non-adult company last year, and was shocked when they tried to get me to ditch my partner (the graphics artist) because graphics aren't worth anything.. this is after they had a working site, and wanted a price break. I mean, the fuck you say! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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02-20-2002, 08:34 AM	#1
AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	Why are adult webmasters lying fucks? Heh.. thought that would get your attention. In all honesty, I don't think that adult webmasters are worse than the rest of the population as a whole (in fact, I think they might be better, because of the firm ethics involved in peddling porn without getting uncle sam breathing down your neck). On the other hand, in my short while in this biz, I've caught hundreds of people trying to cheat me while I'm offering them a service. I'm really dissapointed, because I think this says a lot about our society as a whole. If only every program were as honest as jesus-dialer. How heavenly would that be.. Does someone have the URL? I am looking for suggestions on how I can make money with my Freehost. Right now, it looks like banners at the top and a small text link at the bottom. Does anyone have suggestions for what they'd rather see? I'm currently hosting these filetypes: html,htm,css,js,gif,jpg,swf,png -- what do I have to do to get your business? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-20-2002, 08:38 AM	#2
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02-20-2002, 08:39 AM	#3
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	#1 Do not redirect traffic #2 Don't have overhelming 404 pages #3 Footer & header ads something that is accepted in 'all' TGP's #4 Stay stable __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-20-2002, 08:58 AM	#4
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02-20-2002, 09:07 AM	#5
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02-20-2002, 09:15 AM	#6
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	I couldn´t agree more with you AdultWire ... ... an adult webmasters says "I am doing 600 signups daily", he means, "I have done 20 signups for the month, might be something wrong with my processor" ... an adult webmasters says "my members stay an average of 6 month", he means, "90% cancel their trials, the rest stays 2 month and most of them chargeback, maybe I should start buying some content for my membersection" ... an adult webmasters says "my sites convert like 1:120, you really should send some traffic to XXX", he means, "I have no idea what I am doing wrong, why the hell does it take 1500 qualified uniques to get a signup?" ... an adult webmasters says "I am getting some 250.000 uniques to my paysites, why not join forces?", he means, "I am desperate, this buiz is dying soon, is there any traffic I can steal of you?"

02-20-2002, 10:21 AM	#9
1st So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 110	Always use Thehun and make profit...

02-20-2002, 10:49 AM	#10
Sleepy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Porn Peddler Posts: 679	Then again there are the resellers who ask for content so they can steal it for their own AVS sites. And theres the resellers who think they send 2000 uniques per day because their sexlist counter says so. Then theres the resellers who claim Im shaving their stats though they never replace "your code" with their reseller code. Theres also the reseller who is sending S&M traffic to my softcore teen site and cant figure why it doesnt convert. And overall.. the funniest thing is the resellers who sell the same damn site that 50,000 other guys are selling and dont understand why they cant get sales. Theres scumbags and morons on both sides of the fence...

02-20-2002, 10:55 AM	#12
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	hehehehe we all need hookers & 40's

02-20-2002, 12:25 PM	#14
Sleepy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Porn Peddler Posts: 679	Well it sure is nice to know Im not alone

02-20-2002, 07:08 PM	#21
step off Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 10	HEY PRO !!! I KNOW WHAT U DO AND IM WATCHING U !!!!

02-20-2002, 07:38 PM	#23
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	PLEASE............ PLEASE............. PLEASE.......... Its MR LYING FUCK TO YOU