I found Jesus guys.
 

He was locked up in my basement.

I bring my chainsaw? :pimp

Yea bring it over....

I stuck a gun to his head earlier, & he was unable to turn the urine running down his leg into wine.

fucking idiots...

awww, did i hurt your feelings sweetheart?

We're Cursed!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jesus knows all about this thread :upsidedow

that's funny he changed my oil in La Mirada earlier
and he made it perfectly clear his name was pronounced
"HAY ZEUSS"

:-)

i'll make sure to repent....right after i get back from the titty club

WTF, how did that fucker get out of my pants..

He made all those titties for you. Give thanks :upsidedow

I'm spiritual, & their might even be a "god". But i'm not buying some dude who allowed himself to be crucified by abunch of romans was the son of god.

Sorry, i know a little too much about history to buy it.

He sent them back, said he had never had anything so tight in the crotch :upsidedow

Then you know why he did...

yea just like martyrs today blow themselves up in the name of allah

when you're going to die, its a natural instinct to say something profound

I'm often profound, Not dead yet :upsidedow

I found jesus at http://www.loljesus.com :thumbsup

Jesus has a sense of humor, his dad created you and allowed the creation of that site :winkwink:

alright brainwashed bible thumper, go find another thread

hahahahah bible thumpers make me chuckle ;)

Not brainwashed, not a thumper but know what the book says.
What's wrong with this thread? :upsidedow

Tell him I said hihi

I'll tell him twice if ya want me to :winkwink:

I knew it. I knew he was not lost again. the people that knock on my door every sunday will be so happy when I tell them!!!

http://www.iit.edu/~callwad/jesusave.gif

http://www.nicdo.com/forums/images/smilies/pray2.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ing/bigguy.jpg

Buddy Christ for President in 08'

is this from a Kevin Smith movie Dogma? Love that movie.

Jesus mows my lawn... does a damn good job of it too.

yup...from dogma...buddy jesus

you guys must be Satanists.

This quote reminds me of a shirt I use to have...
On the front it said "I think my name is God...."
On the back it said "Cause all she said last night was OH God , Oh God"

Before you start thumping that Bible you should go to website that is not for webmasters of porn..

i work for adult but always believe......

I love that T-Shirt... "Jesus is coming... Everyone look busy!"

yea i'm sure we're all satanist & not atheist :disgust

:1orglaugh jesus sucks

Tell jesus to return my porn tapes

i'm pretty sure our modern day equivalent of jesus is david blane

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

saw him too yday he was pretty funny :)

http://www.dutchteenhosting.com/post/boards/jesus.jpg

damn pirates :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh remembers me my grandma.. wend i was small she liked to watch with us that toon

saw that 50 times or so its SO funny :) I mean nothing beats this but still its a close 2nd

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