If getting laid was like selling memberships to pornsites....
 

Getting listed on a big tgp = going to a club

Getting a gallery view = making eye contact

Getting a click through to the tour = talking to a hot girl

Closes the tour without a sale, pops exit console = She's not into you. Introduce her to your friends as a favor to them.

Click through to the join page = she's interested

Fills out the join form = she's partying back at your place

Sale declined by bank = she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend

Bank error = she forgot she was on her period

Making a trial sale = she gives you a handjob

Making a full sale = getting laid

Void = she fucks you, but won't let you cum

Sale that cancels before first rebill = one night stand

Failed Rebill = She wants you to call, but you lost her number

Rebill = you fuck her again

Refund = she tells you that you are lousy in bed

Chargeback = she tells everyone you know that you are lousy in bed

Most of GFY would be bigger losers than they are now :2 cents:

Regards,

Lee

LOL, that is good! :)

LOL.. love it

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh aint that the truth

Cross sell - You get to nail her friend to.

can I make a entry?

Getting a cross sale = She brings her friend.

Getting listed on the wrong tgp = accidently going to a gay club

Also dont forget the upsell = You get to use the poop shute too :)

Regards,

Lee

What happens when Lightspeed spends too much time locked in the office.... :)

Ill take the traffic instead Steve :winkwink:

Regards,

Lee

No, thats making an upsell.

Getting a cross sale = she lets your friend fuck her too, now he owes you a 3some with his chick

Haha.. :)

Another modification:

Chargeback = she dumps you, and leaves you with an STD.

Nice one steve

hahahaha, these are awesome!
WG

Getting your sale shaved by a sponsor = You got fucked but didn't remember it

Thats more like a server crash after the sale.

real original!

wait

Surfer posts his password = you got VD
Server crash after sale = you got Gonorrea
Permanent DDOS attack = you got Herpes
Feds close you down for selling porn = you got AIDS

She hits an exit console link=She comes back to your place but leaves with your friend.

That was great! A+

hahahaha, too fuckin funny. :)

You rich bastards with too much time on your hands. ;)

Good Conversions = Don't change your game, you keep getting laid
Bad Conversions = Time for a new hairstyle and/or clothes

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That about sums it up!

Classic Steve cant stop laughing :thumbsup

I give my two thumbs up for that very funny post.

LOL, great post :thumbsup

I should have said:

Rebill = you fuck her again, but she doesn't really get much out of it

that's funny

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Man this was a funny thread

How about these:

Refund = she wants to have sex, but only if she can fuck you with a strapon
Chargeback = she's a tranny

Taking her to a new restaurant = adding new feeds.

2HP

haha! that's some good stuff!

Cancelation discount = telling her if she stays, you'll let her cum first next time

Complimentary password = fucking an ugly chick instead of your hand

Search engine traffic = she hits on you first

Members area traffic = she hits on you first, and she's not wearing any panties

Email traffic = you ask every woman at the bar, even the oldest and ugliest ones, to fuck

Funny shit Steve Ill try and aproch my next date like this.

she gets carded at the bar = 2257

you take her to your friend's dump to fuck her 'cause your wife is home = .XXX


2HP

Using your own credit card to join, to test if everything is working = self explanatory

Ok, one more:

Chargeback = you fuck her, but her boyfriend kicks the shit out of you later

Hardcore tour = Walking around at the bar with your cock hanging out

Popup hell = you are so drunk, you keep asking the same woman over and over, and wonder why you never get laid

CCbill scrub = Ron Cadwell is there, showing off his bling bling watch

Scumware = she fucks someone who is just pretending to be you