If getting laid was like selling memberships to pornsites.... - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 07-28-2005, 07:28 PM

Getting listed on a big tgp = going to a club

Getting a gallery view = making eye contact

Getting a click through to the tour = talking to a hot girl

Closes the tour without a sale, pops exit console = She's not into you. Introduce her to your friends as a favor to them.

Click through to the join page = she's interested

Fills out the join form = she's partying back at your place

Sale declined by bank = she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend

Bank error = she forgot she was on her period

Making a trial sale = she gives you a handjob

Making a full sale = getting laid

Void = she fucks you, but won't let you cum

Sale that cancels before first rebill = one night stand

Failed Rebill = She wants you to call, but you lost her number

Rebill = you fuck her again

Refund = she tells you that you are lousy in bed

Chargeback = she tells everyone you know that you are lousy in bed

European Lee · 07-28-2005, 07:28 PM

Most of GFY would be bigger losers than they are now

Regards,

Lee

DateDoc · 07-28-2005, 07:29 PM

LOL, that is good!

Jason · 07-28-2005, 07:29 PM

LOL.. love it

jacked · 07-28-2005, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by European Lee

Most of GFY would be bigger losers than they are now

Regards,

Lee

aint that the truth

After Shock Media · 07-28-2005, 07:30 PM

Cross sell - You get to nail her friend to.

Jason · 07-28-2005, 07:31 PM

can I make a entry?

Getting a cross sale = She brings her friend.

SteveLightspeed · 07-28-2005, 07:31 PM

Getting listed on the wrong tgp = accidently going to a gay club

European Lee · 07-28-2005, 07:31 PM

Also dont forget the upsell = You get to use the poop shute too

Regards,

Lee

sweetums · 07-28-2005, 07:32 PM

What happens when Lightspeed spends too much time locked in the office....

European Lee · 07-28-2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Getting listed on the wrong tgp = accidently going to a gay club

Ill take the traffic instead Steve

Regards,

Lee

SteveLightspeed · 07-28-2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornDollar

can I make a entry?

Getting a cross sale = She brings her friend.

No, thats making an upsell.

Getting a cross sale = she lets your friend fuck her too, now he owes you a 3some with his chick

Jason · 07-28-2005, 07:34 PM

Haha..

FTVGirls · 07-28-2005, 07:34 PM

Another modification:

Chargeback = she dumps you, and leaves you with an STD.

Pete-KT · 07-28-2005, 07:35 PM

Nice one steve

WiredGuy · 07-28-2005, 07:35 PM

hahahaha, these are awesome!
WG

SteveLightspeed · 07-28-2005, 07:36 PM

Getting your sale shaved by a sponsor = You got fucked but didn't remember it

SteveLightspeed · 07-28-2005, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTVGirls

Another modification:

Chargeback = she dumps you, and leaves you with an STD.

Thats more like a server crash after the sale.

corvette · 07-28-2005, 07:44 PM

real original!

SteveLightspeed · 07-28-2005, 07:46 PM

wait

Surfer posts his password = you got VD
Server crash after sale = you got Gonorrea
Permanent DDOS attack = you got Herpes
Feds close you down for selling porn = you got AIDS

GoodStuff · 07-28-2005, 07:50 PM

She hits an exit console link=She comes back to your place but leaves with your friend.

xknight · 07-28-2005, 07:56 PM

That was great! A+

chase · 07-28-2005, 08:14 PM

hahahaha, too fuckin funny.

chadglni · 07-28-2005, 08:19 PM

You rich bastards with too much time on your hands. ;)

xNetworx · 07-28-2005, 08:29 PM

Good Conversions = Don't change your game, you keep getting laid
Bad Conversions = Time for a new hairstyle and/or clothes

Shoehorn! · 07-28-2005, 08:34 PM

V_RocKs · 07-28-2005, 08:35 PM

That about sums it up!

wargames · 07-28-2005, 08:36 PM

Classic Steve cant stop laughing

tristan_D · 07-29-2005, 12:13 AM

I give my two thumbs up for that very funny post.

Pim(P) · 07-29-2005, 12:15 AM

LOL, great post

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 12:17 AM

I should have said:

Rebill = you fuck her again, but she doesn't really get much out of it

IPK · 07-29-2005, 12:27 AM

that's funny

azguy · 07-29-2005, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I should have said:

Rebill = you fuck her again, but she doesn't really get much out of it

georgeyw · 07-29-2005, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Void = she fucks you, but won't let you cum

azguy · 07-29-2005, 12:37 AM

Man this was a funny thread

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 12:39 AM

How about these:

Refund = she wants to have sex, but only if she can fuck you with a strapon
Chargeback = she's a tranny

2HousePlague · 07-29-2005, 12:41 AM

Taking her to a new restaurant = adding new feeds.

2HP

je_rome · 07-29-2005, 12:41 AM

haha! that's some good stuff!

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 12:43 AM

Cancelation discount = telling her if she stays, you'll let her cum first next time

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 12:45 AM

Complimentary password = fucking an ugly chick instead of your hand

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 12:48 AM

Search engine traffic = she hits on you first

Members area traffic = she hits on you first, and she's not wearing any panties

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 12:52 AM

Email traffic = you ask every woman at the bar, even the oldest and ugliest ones, to fuck

Bake · 07-29-2005, 12:54 AM

Funny shit Steve Ill try and aproch my next date like this.

2HousePlague · 07-29-2005, 12:55 AM

she gets carded at the bar = 2257

you take her to your friend's dump to fuck her 'cause your wife is home = .XXX

2HP

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 12:59 AM

Using your own credit card to join, to test if everything is working = self explanatory

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Using your own credit card to join, to test if everything is working = self explanatory

Ok, one more:

Chargeback = you fuck her, but her boyfriend kicks the shit out of you later

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 01:23 AM

Hardcore tour = Walking around at the bar with your cock hanging out

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 01:27 AM

Popup hell = you are so drunk, you keep asking the same woman over and over, and wonder why you never get laid

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 01:28 AM

CCbill scrub = Ron Cadwell is there, showing off his bling bling watch

SteveLightspeed · 07-29-2005, 01:31 AM

Scumware = she fucks someone who is just pretending to be you

07-28-2005, 07:28 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	If getting laid was like selling memberships to pornsites.... Getting listed on a big tgp = going to a club Getting a gallery view = making eye contact Getting a click through to the tour = talking to a hot girl Closes the tour without a sale, pops exit console = She's not into you. Introduce her to your friends as a favor to them. Click through to the join page = she's interested Fills out the join form = she's partying back at your place Sale declined by bank = she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend Bank error = she forgot she was on her period Making a trial sale = she gives you a handjob Making a full sale = getting laid Void = she fucks you, but won't let you cum Sale that cancels before first rebill = one night stand Failed Rebill = She wants you to call, but you lost her number Rebill = you fuck her again Refund = she tells you that you are lousy in bed Chargeback = she tells everyone you know that you are lousy in bed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Getting your sale shaved by a sponsor = You got fucked but didn't remember it __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	wait Surfer posts his password = you got VD Server crash after sale = you got Gonorrea Permanent DDOS attack = you got Herpes Feds close you down for selling porn = you got AIDS __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 07-28-2005 at 07:48 PM..

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