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WoW! 07-21-2005 06:27 PM

Have you ever had sex in a church ???
 
Well?

I did but it was a new church under construction, just framed.
I laid a board down in the snow and then we did it right there in front of god and everybody. She loved it.

kektex 07-21-2005 06:28 PM

I did it once in a car in front of a church.Didn`t notice till after we were done.

Sosa 07-21-2005 06:30 PM

nope, I'm a good person!

thaifan99 07-21-2005 06:30 PM

Have u ever been in a church would get more answers i bet lol

Spunky 07-21-2005 06:31 PM

Blasphemy..repent sinner..Jesus forgives everyone

llporter 07-21-2005 06:31 PM

uh oh --- I did once, right in the chapel, between the pews while at a high school youth group sleep over.

sonofsam 07-21-2005 06:31 PM

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Doctor Dre 07-21-2005 06:33 PM

I smell bullshit ...

new church under construction ? except snoop's, I doubt they built any new churchs lately ;) The way things are going religion is going down hill ! l0ol

Nah seriously I wouldn't want to have sex in this place ... It would be too fucking weird ... and I try not to disrespect god if he exists ;)

Webby 07-21-2005 06:34 PM

No... But know a preacher who did.

It was hard to not smirk knowing the law were waiting for him to finish his sermon before they arrested him for messing with choir boys. Hypocrite!

WoW! 07-21-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by llporter
uh oh --- I did once, right in the chapel, between the pews while at a high school youth group sleep over.

good one :1orglaugh

Fresh 07-21-2005 06:37 PM

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sniperwolf 07-21-2005 06:38 PM

now that's really foul...

JJ Gold 07-21-2005 06:40 PM

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MandyBlake 07-21-2005 07:15 PM

nope never.

tristan_D 07-21-2005 08:18 PM

I guess some people took it literally when they were told "Sex is sacred."
To answer a question, I have not.

pxxx 07-21-2005 08:19 PM

I never did that. I think that is disrespectful.

Linkster 07-21-2005 08:20 PM

Yep - in the Natl Cathedral in Wash DC :) they have loads of hidden away spaces

pussyluver 07-21-2005 08:21 PM

Who hasn't?

PixeLs 07-21-2005 08:43 PM

I still prefer an appropriate place when I want to have sex.

webcrawler 07-21-2005 09:27 PM

nope and won't even try to

WoW! 07-21-2005 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkster
Yep - in the Natl Cathedral in Wash DC :) they have loads of hidden away spaces

Noooice!

:GFYBand

BIGTYMER 07-21-2005 11:55 PM

Why would I be at church in the first place?!?!

MetaMan 07-21-2005 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
I smell bullshit ...

new church under construction ? except snoop's, I doubt they built any new churchs lately ;) The way things are going religion is going down hill ! l0ol

Nah seriously I wouldn't want to have sex in this place ... It would be too fucking weird ... and I try not to disrespect god if he exists ;)


uh maybe you just live in a failing province, as in of course there isnt new buildings because there is no money to build them. (ie to people on welfare)

i am not religious but Calgary has million dollar churches going up all over the city, (because we have money)

the Catholic church hieghtens their lead on having the most expensive real estate with the help of Calgary whooooo. :Oh crap

SleazyDream 07-22-2005 12:01 AM

nope but it's now on my list of things to do :thumbsup

Rochard 07-22-2005 12:08 AM

I'm soooo going to hell.....

je_rome 07-22-2005 12:33 AM

i did! inside the confession booth.. and i will never do that again! just for some adventure i guess. glad we never got caught.

VeriSexy 07-22-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
I smell bullshit ...

new church under construction ? except snoop's, I doubt they built any new churchs lately ;) The way things are going religion is going down hill ! l0ol

Nah seriously I wouldn't want to have sex in this place ... It would be too fucking weird ... and I try not to disrespect god if he exists ;)


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

BIGTYMER 07-22-2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome
i did! inside the confession booth.. and i will never do that again! just for some adventure i guess. glad we never got caught.

I smell shit.

mikeyddddd 07-22-2005 12:54 AM

Alone or with someone else?

georgeyw 07-22-2005 01:01 AM

Yup, well it was on the front steps of a church

:pimp

she was a bit of a wild one....

cheers,
tnythg

WoW! 07-22-2005 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome
i did! inside the confession booth.. and i will never do that again! just for some adventure i guess. glad we never got caught.

was it more exciting than a xxx theater?

Fred Quimby 07-22-2005 06:47 AM

my wife and I were at a jewish wedding at a synagogue last year.

During dinner we visted that room behind the alter and got busy.

Does that count?

Basic_man 07-22-2005 06:50 AM

I never had sex, I'm still a pure christian :D

Paco, of Large Cash. 07-22-2005 06:54 AM

No, I was never an alter boy, nor into priests.

TheLegacy 07-22-2005 07:02 AM

does getting a blowjob/handjob by two girls in the balcony during an evening service when they were showing a christian movie count?

Barefootsies 07-22-2005 07:06 AM

Nope.

:pimp

wildgirl 07-22-2005 07:14 AM

Nope, I never did that! I have a big respect to God especially that
I have a brother pursuing a priesthood vocation.

Pim(P) 07-22-2005 07:17 AM

Never, I don't want God voyeuring on me while I fuck.

Mefo 07-22-2005 07:22 AM

http://blog.fatbusinessman.com/blog-...hirt-jesus.png

Roberto the Perverto 07-22-2005 08:56 AM

I have sex in (what was) a church, daily!

But my side note is the fact that I live in a warehouse that was a church during the 60's, but was repossesed by the bank after soem tax fraud scandel. heh the stage and place where they hung the cross is still there though.

evilmaster 07-22-2005 08:59 AM

nope... :-|

Digibucks 07-22-2005 09:06 AM

wow...that's a unique place to have sex, good job then :)

split_joel 07-22-2005 09:25 AM

i believe him there asa church being built a year ago that i had sex in it was right down the street from my house

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
I smell bullshit ...

new church under construction ? except snoop's, I doubt they built any new churchs lately ;) The way things are going religion is going down hill ! l0ol

Nah seriously I wouldn't want to have sex in this place ... It would be too fucking weird ... and I try not to disrespect god if he exists ;)


Hollywood Horwitz 07-22-2005 11:49 AM

no but i have at a taco bell parking lot,classy i know...but i guess she was turned on by the falic burritos..

HarrytheNazi 07-22-2005 11:57 AM

I once got buzy in a Burger King bathroom.


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